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Chili' s Gift Card
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them. Selling itfor , OBO.
CALL OR TEXT
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Messages Chili' s Gift Contact
Hello and thank you for
registering your Chili’ s gift
cards at Chibis. com! We
appreciate your business
and look forward to
serving you at one of our
numerous locations. Would
you like to join the Chili' s
Email Club to get the latest
happenings and exclusive
offers? Text “yes” to hear
more or simply type “no”
to stop receiving Chili' s
updates.
Did we mention that your
membership comes with
complimentary chips and
salsa‘?
Free chips and salsa with
Adult Entree purchase only
stop
I text him again the next day...
You have been selected for
the Official Chili’ s
Restaurant Sizzlin’
Sweepstakes! You could
win a gift card, along
with several other delicious
prizes. Please text back
more” if you would like to
know how you could be at
winner or text
unsubscribe” to stop
receiving Chills updates.
Unsubscribe
but before we let you
go, how would you like to
indulge mlm in a
Classic Sirloin Steak?
Enter our Sizzlin’
Sweepstakes and the meal
is on Bil Please text back
more” if you would like to
know how you could be a
winner or text
unsubscribe” to stop
receiving Chili' s updates.
Unsubscribe
Unsubscribe!
I text him again later that day...
Ever wanted to live in
paradise? Try our
Chocolate Paradise Pie! If
you' re a winner in our
Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes, the
treat is on us! Please text
back “more“ if you would
like to know how you
could be a winner or text
unsubscribe” to stop
receiving Chili' s &
Unsubscribed. l. l. l.
Unsubscribe!
no more automated
********
You smell thaw? That' s the
smell of our tasty Fajita
Trio on the skillet! Enter
our Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes
and they could be yours!
Please text back “more" if
you would like to know
how you could be a winner
or text “unsubscribe” to
stop receiving Chibi’ s
updates.
Unsubscribe!
Jesus Christ don' t text me
any more!
Thanks for typing “more”!
Your number will now be
entered in our Sizzlin’
Sweepstakes for a chance
to win a ton of yummy
prizes! In addition, well
keep you updated on the
latest and greatest that
Chili' s has to offer!
Listen you ******* robot, I
don' t want anymore texts
or updates or my number
in some ********
sweepstakes.
I didn' t even register my
number with you! My
grandma probably got
confused and registered
my number.
She eats at your piece of
**** restaurant 10 times a
week! Go bother her!!!
Want to go south of the
border for at chance to win
our mouthwatering
Monterey Chicken? After
one bite, you' ll be dancing
The Salsa!
**** off!!
Unsubscribe!
I bet your grandmother
would Salsa dance with
What the **** ?
...
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#6 - rockergamer ONLINE (01/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**rockergamer rolled user commandershit **
User avatar #7 to #6 - commandershit (01/14/2014) [-]
She's one crazy party whore you cant imagine
#12 - kombee (01/14/2014) [-]
Goodness, the last line.
Goodness, the last line.
#3 - dankinthebank (01/14/2014) [-]
HFW he wins sizzlin meal
#14 - anusdestoyer (01/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I thought this was the joke...because ...it looks like... ya know..
#17 - jackjr (01/14/2014) [-]
That was actually really good.
That was actually really good.
#22 - kyretsis (01/14/2014) [-]
" I bet your grandmother would Salsa dance with me."
#11 - Metallicock (01/14/2014) [-]
But seriously, Chili's chips and salsa though
#15 - jmezfm (01/14/2014) [-]
no   
stop   
unsubscribe   
unsubscribe   
unsubscribe!   
Unsubscribe!!   
UNSUBSCRIBE!   
UNSUBSCRIBE GOD DAMMIT   
						*******					 UNSUBSCRIBE
no
stop
unsubscribe
unsubscribe
unsubscribe!
Unsubscribe!!
UNSUBSCRIBE!
UNSUBSCRIBE GOD DAMMIT
******* UNSUBSCRIBE
#45 - jacketrabbit (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man. I don't ever comment, but when i read the last line, I absolutely lost it. I just couldn't keep to myself.
#19 - weirddark (01/14/2014) [-]
His face during
His face during
User avatar #21 - ydosac (01/14/2014) [-]
This is a great troll.
User avatar #20 - anonefgthree (01/14/2014) [-]
**** this reminds me of the 'cat facts' from a couple years ago. Doing that was so much fun
User avatar #13 - Das (01/14/2014) [-]
I've been holding in a **** for the last ten minutes, and this picture is not making it easy. Almost **** myself on the last line when I started cracking up
#43 - superintrovert (01/15/2014) [-]
This kid's brain must be full of **** after the last line, to the brim I'd bet.
User avatar #36 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't understand how you do this. I mean wouldn't they just automatically be able to tell that your # is from a person and not a company?
User avatar #38 to #36 - Yardie (01/15/2014) [-]
Not if they're retarded
#32 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Knowing it's a repost but can't prove it ** Laughing so hard right now, I'm about to bust my babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs
#27 - Dropkicksxxx (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #55 - aftercafe (01/15/2014) [-]
**aftercafe rolls 592**

I haven't laughed this long at content on FJ in a while.

I found laughter in a hopeless place
User avatar #2 - donttouchthat (01/14/2014) [-]
**donttouchthat rolled a random comment #18736 posted by hawaiianhappysauce at Sports - sports news, news sports, sports discussion ** :
Or maybe... the team that plays the eagles at home first either wins, or loses in the playoffs to the team that wins (if they don't lose in the playoffs then... they win)

The prophecy was incomplete.
What his Grandmother would to Chili's
User avatar #1 - andreweasley (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #329340 posted by miia at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
19 minutes 42 seconds now
My salsa~
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