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Messages Chili' s Gift Contact
Hello and thank you for
registering your Chili’ s gift
cards at Chibis. com! We
appreciate your business
and look forward to
serving you at one of our
numerous locations. Would
you like to join the Chili' s
Email Club to get the latest
happenings and exclusive
offers? Text “yes” to hear
more or simply type “no”
to stop receiving Chili' s
updates.
Did we mention that your
membership comes with
complimentary chips and
salsa‘?
Free chips and salsa with
Adult Entree purchase only
stop
I text him again the next day...
You have been selected for
the Official Chili’ s
Restaurant Sizzlin’
Sweepstakes! You could
win a gift card, along
with several other delicious
prizes. Please text back
more” if you would like to
know how you could be at
winner or text
unsubscribe” to stop
receiving Chills updates.
Unsubscribe
but before we let you
go, how would you like to
indulge mlm in a
Classic Sirloin Steak?
Enter our Sizzlin’
Sweepstakes and the meal
is on Bil Please text back
more” if you would like to
know how you could be a
winner or text
unsubscribe” to stop
receiving Chili' s updates.
Unsubscribe
Unsubscribe!
I text him again later that day...
Ever wanted to live in
paradise? Try our
Chocolate Paradise Pie! If
you' re a winner in our
Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes, the
treat is on us! Please text
back “more“ if you would
like to know how you
could be a winner or text
unsubscribe” to stop
receiving Chili' s &
Unsubscribed. l. l. l.
Unsubscribe!
no more automated
bullshit
You smell thaw? That' s the
smell of our tasty Fajita
Trio on the skillet! Enter
our Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes
and they could be yours!
Please text back “more" if
you would like to know
how you could be a winner
or text “unsubscribe” to
stop receiving Chibi’ s
updates.
Unsubscribe!
Jesus Christ don' t text me
any more!
Thanks for typing “more”!
Your number will now be
entered in our Sizzlin’
Sweepstakes for a chance
to win a ton of yummy
prizes! In addition, well
keep you updated on the
latest and greatest that
Chili' s has to offer!
Listen you fucking robot, I
don' t want anymore texts
or updates or my number
in some bullshit
sweepstakes.
I didn' t even register my
number with you! My
grandma probably got
confused and registered
my number.
She eats at your piece of
shit restaurant 10 times a
week! Go bother her!!!
Want to go south of the
border for at chance to win
our mouthwatering
Monterey Chicken? After
one bite, you' ll be dancing
The Salsa!
Fuck off!!
Unsubscribe!
I bet your grandmother
would Salsa dance with
What the fuck?
...
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#6 - rockergamer
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**rockergamer rolled user commandershit **
#24 to #6 - anon id: 18d47cf2
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**anonymous rolled user sirbrentcoe **
#26 to #6 - anon id: faf69e5c
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(01/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 819** trips and ur mother is a dirty whore
User avatar #7 to #6 - commandershit
Reply +152 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
She's one crazy party whore you cant imagine
#8 to #7 - disruptard
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#12 - kombee
Reply +66 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
Goodness, the last line.
Goodness, the last line.
#3 - dankinthebank
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
HFW he wins sizzlin meal
#14 - anusdestoyer
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
I thought this was the joke...because ...it looks like... ya know..
User avatar #28 to #14 - nyeeeh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #29 to #28 - anusdestoyer
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
How?
User avatar #30 to #29 - nyeeeh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
It's a joke
ya know
mods banning anything that even implied a sexual reference?
User avatar #35 to #30 - anusdestoyer
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/15/2014) [-]
Then i shall live the rest of my life as an Anon
User avatar #42 to #35 - nyeeeh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/15/2014) [-]
you won't actually get banned just fyi
User avatar #46 to #42 - anusdestoyer
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/15/2014) [-]
No...i will...

This is my final farewell. brother. Good night.
#59 to #14 - dogeate
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(01/17/2014) [-]
a chili?
User avatar #60 to #59 - anusdestoyer
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/17/2014) [-]
Sure, why not
User avatar #18 to #14 - tormain
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
If you shove those up your ass then I get the name.
User avatar #16 to #14 - headlesspoodle
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
i'm probably dumb because i don't know
User avatar #53 to #16 - waaw
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(01/15/2014) [-]
A penis, vaguely
#17 - jackjr
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
That was actually really good.
That was actually really good.
#22 - kyretsis
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
" I bet your grandmother would Salsa dance with me."
#11 - Metallicock
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
But seriously, Chili's chips and salsa though
#15 - jmezfm
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(01/14/2014) [-]
no   
stop   
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UNSUBSCRIBE GOD DAMMIT   
******* UNSUBSCRIBE
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#45 - jacketrabbit
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(01/15/2014) [-]
Oh man. I don't ever comment, but when i read the last line, I absolutely lost it. I just couldn't keep to myself.
User avatar #49 to #45 - originalposter
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/15/2014) [-]
I'm the same. It went from chuckling in my head to snorting out loud. Best way to finish.
#19 - weirddark
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(01/14/2014) [-]
His face during
His face during