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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - xylerthewolf
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(04/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't expecting that.
I wasn't expecting that.
#10 to #1 - enigmaticexodus
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(04/12/2014) [-]
obligatory
obligatory
#12 to #10 - xylerthewolf
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#8 - gandolfthefabulous
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User avatar #33 to #8 - xortrox
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Yours doesn't?
User avatar #13 to #8 - danniegurl
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Dear Vagina,
Thanks for not getting random boners and causing awkward situations.
Sincerely,
A Woman.
#16 to #13 - marcury
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Dear Penis,

I don't think I like you any more. You used to watch me shave... now you just stare at the floor.
User avatar #25 to #16 - tfwigetbanned
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User avatar #17 to #16 - danniegurl
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Ohhhh dear penis, I don't like you anymore
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now It seems things have changed, I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore.
User avatar #20 to #13 - nibbero
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(04/12/2014) [-]
No Reason Boner  -  NSP
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands

No reason boner
User avatar #29 to #20 - technobanana
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(04/12/2014) [-]
That made my day.
#11 - lplplplp
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(04/12/2014) [-]
What does a teabag and a tampon have in common?  They both go inside your mum
What does a teabag and a tampon have in common? They both go inside your mum
#26 to #11 - Rei
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You don't put the teabag inside your body.
#32 to #26 - lplplplp
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(04/12/2014) [-]
It's where you put your balls in someone's mouth. I wasn't being serious
User avatar #27 to #11 - trollwoopnazi
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(04/12/2014) [-]
i drink the residue of both
#15 to #11 - AceofHearts
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User avatar #19 to #15 - warioteam
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(04/12/2014) [-]
first time anything from TWAU ive seen here
#31 to #11 - lplplplp
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(04/12/2014) [-]
MFW I looked at thumbs
MFW I looked at thumbs
#28 to #11 - zoopityzop
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#22 to #11 - gloriousthighs
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(04/12/2014) [-]
A more appropriate gif
A more appropriate gif
#14 to #11 - labrys
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(04/12/2014) [-]
You tried.
You tried.
User avatar #18 to #14 - boomerpyro
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(04/12/2014) [-]
poor sneck brain
User avatar #21 to #14 - therealtjthemedic
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Woah, he might hurt than snake.
User avatar #30 to #14 - gitanisme
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(04/12/2014) [-]
y u do dis to snek
User avatar #2 - thedecodedgamer
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(04/12/2014) [-]
jokexplain I summon thee
#3 to #2 - crustysock
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(04/12/2014) [-]
is it really that hard?

jokeexplain has no time for this.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thedecodedgamer
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Well then it would have been easier if you didn't also say his name and also if you just said the punchline
#5 to #4 - crustysock
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(04/12/2014) [-]
she can't tell the difference from a tea bag and a tampon, and since the chick doesn't know the difference between the two, he doesn't want her making his tea.

savvy?
User avatar #6 to #5 - thedecodedgamer
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, well i got that but i though it was too naive to be the answer.

tampon, teabag and water usually don't go well in the same sentence

i apologize for wasting your time.
#7 to #6 - crustysock
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(04/12/2014) [-]
trust me man, i have the time to burn.

ain't nothing but a thing man. plus i don't know what you expected, this IS funnyjunk after all.
User avatar #9 to #7 - funnymonky
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(04/12/2014) [-]
BABABOOYBABABOOY
#23 - ottofan
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(04/12/2014) [-]
That what I called a twist
#24 - doctordick
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #34 - momomarshmallow
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(04/14/2014) [-]
haaaaaaa ;)