student: hey government can I have
some money to go to university
government: sure here you go.
you' ll have to pay it back but only when
you' re earning 221, a year, and if
you don' t pay it off after 30 years we' ll
just write it off, don' t worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go
to uni we ain' t gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it
yourself. upfront. your parents have to
save up from the moment you' re born.
good luck, fucker.