Uni. I don't need no description. student: hey government can I have some money to go to university government: sure here you go. you' ll have to pay it back bu student university Government scottish uk us
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Uni

I don't need no description

student: hey government can I have
some money to go to university
government: sure here you go.
you' ll have to pay it back but only when
you' re earning 221, a year, and if
you don' t pay it off after 30 years we' ll
just write it off, don' t worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go
to uni we ain' t gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it
yourself. upfront. your parents have to
save up from the moment you' re born.
good luck, ****** .
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#24 - jakatackka (03/06/2014) [+] (167 replies)
As a trade-off, though, American colleges are the best in the world.
#28 to #24 - fapmancon ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
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#22 - andywazowski (03/06/2014) [+] (31 replies)
Denmar:   
   
We will 						*******					 give you money if you go to a university.   
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Denmar:

We will ******* give you money if you go to a university.
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#6 - pikapimp (03/06/2014) [+] (48 replies)
the US government doesnt really have the money to go giving it to everyone who asks for it
being that they are almost 18 trillion dollars in debt
User avatar #2 - astraea (03/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
So you're saying it isnt free everywhere...?
#38 - thelordofrepost (03/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>implying the government has any money of it's own and that isn't forcing other citizens to pay foryour education.
#31 - thechosentroll (03/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
My countrys' government: It's so cheap you can work minimal wage and comfortably pay it off. If you SURVIVE! HA HAA! LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Who will navigate the treacherous course of 7 exams, 15 cubic meters of paperwork and three whole laps through the confusing and broken application system to claim the prestigious title of "university student"? Find out in this years edition of "Application wars". 4000 candidates apply. Only 40 get in.
#213 - Hawke (03/07/2014) [-]
MUH BENEFITS

WHERE'S MUH FREE GUBMENT ****
User avatar #80 - skypatrol (03/06/2014) [+] (27 replies)
AMERICA, WHY YOU SO BAD? YOU SO STUPID AND HAVE NO MONEY.
AMERICA, WHY YOU NO GIVE ME FREE EDUCATION? Y MUST EARN OUR OWN MONEY?
GODDAMMIT US, LOOK AT THOSE TINY EUROPEAN COUNTRIES THAT PAY FOR THEIR CITIZENS TO GO TO COLLEGE, WHY CANT WE PAY FOR 100+ MILLION TO GO TO COLEGE?!?!?!!
and then most Asian students come to America for college, because they are the best in the world
The people who say American schools are not the best just refuse to admit it.
inb4
laughing.gif, no theyre not.
sources:
www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2013/reputation-ranking
www.shanghairanking.com/ARWU2013.html
Both are non-american sources.
America can't afford to pay for your college. Americans take a loan out, and go get an education that gives them a job, and pay off their loan through hard work and dedication. Such is the American way.
And we're not sorry about being different from the rest of the world.
#84 - anoxz (03/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Denmark:
Well you seem smart enough to read a book, so welcome to University, with no charge.
Here, have 950 USD a month to live and pay rent.
#188 - AdamBaum (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh boy, it's THIS type of conversation, the one where we say "NO MY UNI BETTER" or "MY CUNTRY BUTTER" without any hard facts or credible sources. A wonderful place really, a place where we circle jerk. What a time to be alive.
Oh boy, it's THIS type of conversation, the one where we say "NO MY UNI BETTER" or "MY CUNTRY BUTTER" without any hard facts or credible sources. A wonderful place really, a place where we circle jerk. What a time to be alive.
#173 - flufflepuff (03/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Unless you're a minority.
then all you have to do is not be a total failure and you'll get a ton of scholarships.
User avatar #193 to #173 - altairibnlaahad (03/07/2014) [-]
Dude, quit spewing **** out of your ass.

Even the total failures get tons of scholarships.
#278 - chosenonex ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
In the US social security used to pay for you college in full if your father passed away before you turned 18. this stopped in the year 2000. My father passed in 2001.
#152 - freshbakedrolls (03/06/2014) [+] (13 replies)
im a US college student with a 3.97 GPA. my financial aid is based off of what my parents make, and i get none what so ever. my parents refuse to pay for my school. my roommate is from the ghetto, she is failing all her classes and just got a 10,000 dollar check from her financial aid. she is on a shopping spree as i type right now.

i want to die. but this picture makes me feel better. please take the time to look at it if you're a US college student.
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#600 - trollmobile (03/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
norwegian government: we're gonna pay you
to go to school
#194 - shmooo (03/07/2014) [-]
That's America, come visit us sometime and get a taste of Freedom
That's America, come visit us sometime and get a taste of Freedom
User avatar #33 - manofbeardliness (03/06/2014) [-]
In the U.S we have a scholarship for everything. Yes it's expensive as **** if you don't get any, but that's pretty hard to do if you were decent through high school. Or you can do what I did and go to community college where tuition is cheaper than books, join PTK, then transfer out to virtually any (in state) university with an associates degree, a PTK seal on your degree(s), and a lot of scholarships.
#611 - pilotdudeman (03/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"First world country"
User avatar #421 - theguythatdie (03/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
because FAFSA, grants, scholarships and getting a job aren't real things that exist in the world
User avatar #87 - Das (03/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Uh, pretty sure US you get loans and you have like 20 years after you graduate to pay it back or something like that. Plenty of time, and you pay it back in small portions. Like $500 a month. Depends on the loans and how many you take out.

Not to mention scholarships. Like said, they have scholarships for literally everything. left handed people, right handed people, people who are native americans, people with blue eyes. It's crazy. Then you also file for FASFA, which based on your situation gives you financial aid. If you have any sort of learning disability you can even get OVR, which also gives you free grant money.

So unless you're going to some super school like Harvard, it really isn't that impossible. Do I wish it was easier? Of course. But colleges are businesses, and that's how they make their money. It is ridiculously expensive, but that's the way it is for now. I'm going to a smaller private school, and I'm predicting with all the scholarships and grants I'm getting, that I will only have to pay 40,000 dollars total, which for some people is what they pay a year. So I'm feeling in good shape.
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