Hey guys, so recently a friend of my girlfriends "ended his life." (I didn't like the guy too much, he tried to convince my gf to leave me for him instead)
She's been going through a pretty hard time recently and I've been trying to help her through it. I even told her that if he felt his life was so bad he had to end life maybe he's truly happy now, but this is where I found out something particularly interesting. THE RETARD DIED FROM AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION. I actually felt some pity for him up until I found this out. I told my gf that he was an actual retard and that it was natural selection at its finest work. When I told her this she called me a heartless bastard and said she was going to reconsider if we're still dating.
So guys, I need your advice.