Unfortunately Part 2. NOT OC - sauce: imgur Check out Part 1 if you haven't seen it PART 1: www.funnyjunk.com/Unfortunately+Part+1/funny-pictures/4818631.. For anyone who doesn't know, the Ebony Warrior is total mysterious badass. He shows up out of nowhere once you reach level 80, informs you of his accomplishment OP is a fag
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Unfortunately Part 2

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User avatar #2 - AsianSeaFood (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by AsianSeaFood
#7 - bocatadesesos ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**bocatadesesos rolls 33**
#14 - adu (10/01/2013) [+] (21 replies)
For anyone who doesn't know, the Ebony Warrior is total mysterious badass. He shows up out of nowhere once you reach level 80, informs you of his accomplishments as an undefeated warrior, and challenges you to a fight to the deal at his last vigil. He seeks you out as he thinks you are the only one worthy of sending his soul to Sovngarde. He's actually really respectful.

He's a ******* beast when it comes to magic and one-handed combat, uses a frost cloak, healing spells, is 50% resistant to all elements, is 20% taller than the player, and of course has full ebony armor. He's immune to all forms of paralysis and fear, resist vampiric grip and Wabbajack, knows the third levels of Unrelenting Force and Disarm shouts and WILL use them against you. His armor has a regeneration enchantment, he uses restoration spells AND healing potions, his sword absorbs 25 health per hit, AND he has a chance to completely reflect melee damage. All in all, he's actually a pretty ******* hard guy to kill, comparatively speaking. Were he the Dragonborn instead of you, he'd have absolutely no problem with killing Alduin. I only wish that you could make him your follower, but he's immune to Bend Will and Dead Thrall, and is only interested in testing his might or finding Sovngarde.

He was actually one of the few NPC's I admired in Skyrim... Anyways, here's his wiki: elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Ebony_Warrior

Pic related, it's my badass Skyrim character, inspired by the Ebony Warrior.
#5 - funnyjunkknight (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He might be the high king of skyrim, but he will never be ballin like Balgruuf
He might be the high king of skyrim, but he will never be ballin like Balgruuf
#6 - felixjarl ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
#11 - jyrx (10/01/2013) [-]
he may be high king of skyrim

but unfortunately he doesn't see why the kids love cinnamon toast crunch
#51 - diegotan (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#41 - lolollo (10/01/2013) [-]
"Unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim."

I don't know why, but I always lose it on this line...
#47 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If someone challenges you, you're supposed to accept his challenge and prove your worthiness as king, not use your power like a pansy to pit him against a ******** of oversized kitties. Refusing a challenge to combat makes you a coward.
#72 - thesoulless (10/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#82 to #72 - squidamon (10/01/2013) [-]
sweet jesus....   
   
got a source on that? I need it for building a bridge. Trust me, im an engineer.
sweet jesus....

got a source on that? I need it for building a bridge. Trust me, im an engineer.
#40 - pedocommando (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>MFW I sentence ALL the children in the riften orphanage to death.
User avatar #60 - MRfunnyFACE ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i remember my first saber tooth... i was raped anally...
#66 to #60 - ethank (10/01/2013) [-]
kinky!
#54 - oodlesandoodles (10/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I spent so much time trying to prepare myself for the fight with the Ebony Warrior because I had heard that he was incredibly tough, but when I fought him,  I threw everything I had at him and the battle was over in 4 seconds.
I spent so much time trying to prepare myself for the fight with the Ebony Warrior because I had heard that he was incredibly tough, but when I fought him, I threw everything I had at him and the battle was over in 4 seconds.
#31 - worried (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i prefer philanthropy
#43 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
"Become my love interest!"
kinky
#74 - mankey (10/01/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the story of Gordon Frohman

www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2005-05-01
User avatar #50 - littlevampallana (10/01/2013) [-]
This is hands down the only reason I would get games for the PC. Sadly my laptop sucks more than a blond in high school. So no modding for me
User avatar #17 - chryssis (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
We need more of this
User avatar #9 - shiningfinger (10/01/2013) [-]
But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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