that was literally me. 16 years old still a virgin dating some hoe who would **** anyone other than me. i figure out she thought she was preggo and my reaction was "bitch send me those nudes you have been promising me for the last year." my 16 year old mind didnt really think things thru...
I just Telekinetic grabbed that **** when I played runescape. Monks couldn't do dick about it and I had millions of gp before I even knew it. Also stole from the bank north of start area for ***** and giggles.
What the hell, whenever I say anything about my adventures in Runescape from an age long past I get thumbed down. Anything else and I'm usually thumbed up or not at all, why is it just Runescape?
There was a big funnyjunk convention and everyone went except you. Even all the anons went. Since you were the only one that didn't go we decided to **** with you and thumb you down every time you mention runescape
.... yeah.... remember how we told you to put on that blind fold?.... and then we told you that when you licked the lollipop long enough it'd squirt cream?.... yeah..... uhh... Trevor asked he to tell ya he wants ya to call him some time
Trevor? Was he that large black fellow that kept talking about gains? Oh! He wants to take me under his wing and put me under his training regime right?
yea... it involves a heavy regime of weights, squats, curls, all while blind folded, and of course the power lollipop at all times, don't worry there's many flavors and Trevor has a few mate who are gonna help train ya too, it'll be rough, i'm warning you, but its well worth the gains
I remember when i just started playing and someone tried to sell me a Knife, claiming it was the best sword in the game. I might've fallen for it as well were it not that i just picked up a Knife from the castle kitchen a few seconds ago.
I remember bad when you could take/put things in the menu after they'd accepted, and quickly take out the (X) And receive the (Y) for free if you were quick enough.
some guy said he was selling noted dragon bones so i bought a thousand of them from him but turns out they were big bones instead because they look exactly the same when noted, so i lost big money
the only scam i've ever fallen for was in runescape, where some guy offered to give me black armor with gold trim for like 5k gold or something and i gave it to him, then he DC'd. atleast i learned my lesson early.
I remember one time the switch between noted iron 2hs and noted rune 2hs were a really popular scam. Me and my bro shared an account (way back when) and he accidentally bought an iron 2h for 50k instead of a rune 2h. i nearly killed him i swear.
Fancy boots
the best f2p boots all you did was run through a dungeon that teaches you the basics of account security and by the end you walk out with a bunch of emotes, 10k and a pair of boots which give a minor boost to armor
yeah, melee is fancy boots(or the other boots from the same events, looks like iron armor boots), for range is carapace boots, and for magic is batwing
sorta... i still play f2p every now to then, do f2p quest when a new one comes up, holiday etc, fancy boots are still the Best boots for melee, and range, but we did get batwing boots, im going to go check it out, in case im wrong, ill update you if i am
Bro...What i don't understand is that that snapchat was screenshot by the person that took it...Like seriously what is that going to achieve, it just makes no sense.
It's like the ultimate self burn when you're the one distributing your own "revenge porn"
I'm a sucker for hip-huggers, when used with the right booty.
Pic to show what kind of underwear we're talking about here. Mods, warn me if you feel this is bannable(unlikely, but I stay on the safe side) so I can delete
>she cant have taken that picture of herself
>based on the HUD, this was a screenshot taken from her phone before she sent the snapchat, meaning she didn't send it to him on snapchat
so someone else is taking a picture of her and then she is sending it to other people.
gtfo of there bro
*wanted it in", she wants to be forgiven, the snap only last for a couple of seconds, so he tells her in order to forgive her he wants the pic sent regulary so he can save it.
Cmon, you should have gotten it without much issue.
She could have used a kind of selfie stick to take it!
so she uses a selfie stick to take it, sends it to him via snapchat, he likes it but wants it permanently so she saves it and sends it to him normally--but he really wanted it to post online and make fun of her.
I spent way to much time on runescape getting Smithing and mining to 99 was a bitch Runecrafting 99 was easy Defense Strength attack and Health took me a month. The onlything I didn't level up was that dungeon thing.
How long did mining take to get you to 99?
I always thought that mining, along with smithing was the best way to make money, but I never had the patience for it, I only made it to the upper coal level. Ages, man, ages.
Only reason I could make it to 77 cooking and fishing was the free karamjan port, next to the banana plantation where there were a ******* of players willing to strike a conversation.
i fell for the free armor trimming once... the guy kept a tab on me... saying stuff like yeah its 20% done... 43%... so on so forth until he left. was pretty sneaky but finally realized he jibbed my armor for nothing