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#36 - metacobalion (05/19/2015) [-]
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL
PLANE WINGS SHARP LIKE KATANA
FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING
FILTHY GAIJIN GO HOME
User avatar #117 to #36 - lazorman (05/19/2015) [-]
what game is this from
User avatar #118 to #117 - metacobalion (05/19/2015) [-]
War Thunder
User avatar #63 to #36 - lieutenantderp (05/19/2015) [-]
>Jap steel
>plane's actually German

kek
#122 to #63 - emoji (05/19/2015) [-]
The Japanese version was different. Most of the German submarines that carried the blueprints to Japan were destroyed, so Japan's version was completed with their own modifications. It wasn't as good as the German one.
#58 to #36 - dasbrot (05/19/2015) [-]
Deutsches Eisen.
User avatar #78 to #58 - plokix (05/19/2015) [-]
Eisen = Iron
Stahl = Steel

I expected more from you, dasbrot.
User avatar #89 to #78 - dasbrot (05/19/2015) [-]
I know what I said.
#65 to #58 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
You saw the opportunity, and took it.
You saw the opportunity, and took it.
User avatar #62 to #36 - mrmuffins (05/19/2015) [-]
German plane though, just renamed and dumbed down a bit.
User avatar #66 to #62 - ileikplanes (05/19/2015) [-]
German Design, Jap plane.

Japan bought the design plans off Germany in order to build an interceptor capable of tackling the B-29 Superfortress, it was bought for 20 million Deutschmarks I believe and one of the two subs that was carry everything the japs needed to build the plane was sunk so they had to make do with what they got.
User avatar #67 to #66 - mrmuffins (05/19/2015) [-]
I know the history behind it, I was just talking about ingame.
Personally I prefer the 163 to the Japanese design.
User avatar #69 to #67 - ileikplanes (05/19/2015) [-]
The only tier five plane I've unlocked so far is the 163 so I can't really say much on that topic. The 163 does kick ass though.
User avatar #87 to #69 - gggeee ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Coming from someone with multiple tier Vs the 163 is decent but the Ki-200 is the superior.
The Ki-200s cannons have a higher velocity, the only REAL thing separating the two aircraft but it makes a big difference.

Also dont grind the Yak 15s they're ****
So is the FAA line minus the Hurricane
And the 162
and the Kitsuka

Those are all ****
#70 to #69 - mrmuffins (05/19/2015) [-]
The first 262 was a disappointment until the recent patch where it was FINALLY buffed
The first 262 was a disappointment until the recent patch where it was FINALLY buffed
User avatar #143 to #70 - wazoowonseventeen (05/20/2015) [-]
how terrible.
User avatar #144 to #143 - mrmuffins (05/20/2015) [-]
It was terrible in the fact that it was tiered around 7.7 so it faced Korean War era jets.
User avatar #147 to #144 - wazoowonseventeen (05/20/2015) [-]
nono, thats SerB's famous saying
User avatar #149 to #147 - mrmuffins (05/20/2015) [-]
Ah, couldnt tell.
User avatar #84 to #70 - ileikplanes (05/19/2015) [-]
that's good, I've been looking forward to the 262. I gotta admit it's beautiful in a certain sort of way.
User avatar #86 to #84 - mrmuffins (05/19/2015) [-]
Its a nice plane, but lord I love the look of my F-84. That thing with all of its bomb and rocket loadouts make it a wonderful companion in ground forces.
User avatar #92 to #86 - ileikplanes (05/19/2015) [-]
It is most certainly the looks that make the plane, no doubt about that. It could be a 500hp engine block with some wings and a prop stuck to the front of it with nothing but a spud gun but as long as it's got a pretty sweet finish then it's top of the list for me.
User avatar #129 to #36 - applejackhf ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I didn't realize my clip would get this viral.

Here's the video source if anyone cares. https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#80 to #36 - lastweek (05/19/2015) [-]
Since you wanted to post both but could only post one without seeming desperate I'll do it for you.
Since you wanted to post both but could only post one without seeming desperate I'll do it for you.
#3 - tacoperson (05/19/2015) [-]
lol its funny cause all japan has is a tiny defense force in terms of military, everythign else was decomissioned
User avatar #104 to #3 - TodayIAmMe (05/19/2015) [-]
they could always give their speak thing about friendship and win right?
User avatar #155 to #3 - hor (05/20/2015) [-]
To be fair, they also did(it was larger then, but compared to Russia's...) back in the Russo-Japanese War where they shat on Russia so hard Nicholas II cried himself to sleep.
User avatar #5 to #3 - madb (05/19/2015) [-]
have some sort of source of that information. i know they arent allowed to have a millitary for any other purpouse of defence after ww2 but i dont see why that makes they're defence small. if anything it would sense that it got bigger.
User avatar #10 to #5 - cuzsunny (05/19/2015) [-]
I believe there is a limit on the size of their SDF.
User avatar #123 to #10 - greyhoundfd (05/19/2015) [-]
It's only a limit in the constitution, so if at any moment the Japanese people decide they don't want it there, they can remove it.
#22 to #3 - hrg (05/19/2015) [-]
they don't need one. they have legions of weaboos who will fight for them. from their computer desks
User avatar #124 to #3 - traelos (05/19/2015) [-]
>JSDF
>Tiny

Yeah, maybe 60 years ago.
User avatar #142 to #3 - elcreepo (05/20/2015) [-]
You forget, they have America.

Japan is tiny because it exists in America's shadow- which is why Japan still exists as an independent nation despite living right on the edge of a country like China.

**** with Japan, **** with America. Russia hasn't done **** about the islands they both claim because America is there, watching carefully. Of course it's a stalemate because America doesn't want to get in bed with russia and what America wants, Japan must deal with. But that's a different story.
User avatar #7 to #3 - oplu (05/19/2015) [-]
The Japanese SDF is one of the best equipped non-aggressive armies in the world, and Article 9 only stops them from having a standing army, or engaging in aggressive war.
Also, I can't remember for certain, but I'm fairly sure Russia and Japan never went to war during WWII.
User avatar #15 to #7 - magictheg (05/19/2015) [-]
The US and Japan also have a Treaty of Mutual Defense and Security treaty. The treaty established that any attack against Japan or the United States perpetrated within Japanese territorial administration would be dangerous to the respective countries' own peace and safety. It requires both countries to act to meet the common danger.

Basically a Russian invasion/declaration of war on Japan would kick-start the Third World War
User avatar #16 to #15 - oplu (05/19/2015) [-]
This too.
User avatar #14 to #7 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
The Japanese invaded parts of Russia between 1900 and the start of the world war. They even sacked just about the entire Russian Pacific fleet at an attack quite alike that of Pearl Harbour and occupied and settled Hokkaido simply so the Russians couldn't.

So sure, they didn't go to war during World War 2,(or they did, but that was in the last week of the Japanese surrender) but the Japanese-Soviet relations were pretty much strained. Especially considering the Japs invaded China in the middle of the Chinese communist revolt, basically denying Russia an ally in China until the end of World War 2 as China had their hands full fighting the Japs.
User avatar #11 to #7 - oosulley (05/19/2015) [-]
Russia invaded Japanese occupied Manchuria at the very end of WWII, the Russians had pledged to attack them post German defeat, If i remember correctly. A few days before the Japs met the Fat Man and Little Boy.
User avatar #19 to #11 - SognaVetr (05/19/2015) [-]
Japan first didn't plan to accept defeat after the two nuclear bombs. It was only after it was clear that Russia would land in Japan sooner than the US could that they decided to surrender to the US because they rather lose from the US than be occupied by communists. True story.
User avatar #9 to #7 - cuzsunny (05/19/2015) [-]
Japan was an ally of Germany so technically after Russia joined forces with The Allies, they were Japan's enemy. The only other instance I know about was when Russia tried to invade Japan and failed miserably, but I don't remember the era that occurred in.
User avatar #57 to #3 - failtolawl (05/19/2015) [-]
let's completely ******* ignore the strongest Ally in the world.
User avatar #42 to #3 - misterbluecoat (05/19/2015) [-]
They don't need a defense force when America is ready to kick the ass of whoever ***** with them.
User avatar #138 to #42 - xplosevdiarrhea (05/20/2015) [-]
Russia though? I've yet to be afraid of any enemy the US has had, but a war with Russia and I'd consider leaving the northern hemisphere. I think both sides don't want that to happen, so I imagine neither country would attack an ally of the other. Russia v US is a scary ass concept. I'd say we'd absolutely defend Japan against any other country, but less absolutely if it is Russia. We'd have to think long and hard about that one.
User avatar #167 to #138 - misterbluecoat (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't think Russia has a fleet capable of getting through the Seventh fleet we have positioned next to Japan. They have numbers but their overall low quality in equipment and that would probably be the deciding factor here.
#110 to #3 - infernis (05/19/2015) [-]
You are clearly wrong. In fact, they are preparing for war as we speak.
User avatar #164 to #110 - captainrattrap (05/20/2015) [-]
The world stands no chance.
#4 to #3 - hamplanet (05/19/2015) [-]
They have Godzilla and Pokemon, man
User avatar #24 to #4 - gruntmastr (05/19/2015) [-]
Not to mention the power of friendship
User avatar #108 to #4 - wtfduud (05/19/2015) [-]
And glorious nippon steel.
Folded 1000 times.
User avatar #40 to #4 - mountainyard (05/19/2015) [-]
I'd pay to see Putin vs. Charizard!
User avatar #50 to #4 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
not to mention dragon ball Z. that alone ***** us over.
#37 to #4 - asdasdzxczxc (05/19/2015) [-]
>Forgetting that the most powerlevel breaking mecha come from japan
User avatar #38 to #4 - penalcupcake (05/19/2015) [-]
Plus, ya know, the might of the United States Air Force that is on 6 month rotational deployments to Guam (along with some Naval capabilities as well) which usually includes multiple squadrons of Strike Eagles and sometimes B2s. Not to mention the permanent U.S airbases in Japan along with a slew of carrier-based air squadrons that typically cruise and dock in that region...so there's always that.
User avatar #96 to #4 - orangemars (05/19/2015) [-]
That's a funny way of spelling 'they have the largest military in the world committed to defending them'.
#1 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
That wont happen because of the disputed islands they both claim
User avatar #33 - tarekmig (05/19/2015) [-]
Why sign a peace treaty if you are going to go against it? And I am pointing at Russia right now.
User avatar #54 to #33 - hetzerdk (05/19/2015) [-]
Ph, thats why theres no peacetreaty between US and Germany... Well time to move even further nord.
User avatar #55 to #54 - tarekmig (05/19/2015) [-]
Yea, because America will surely invade a leader for one of the world's powers.
#39 to #33 - iqequalzero (05/19/2015) [-]
To be all sneaky beaky like, like the germans.
User avatar #41 to #39 - tarekmig (05/19/2015) [-]
Citation needed
User avatar #43 to #41 - iqequalzero (05/19/2015) [-]
My personal gesitmate...also, a joke.
User avatar #44 to #43 - tarekmig (05/19/2015) [-]
o
#119 to #41 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
>Citation needed
> Crimea
User avatar #168 to #119 - tarekmig (05/20/2015) [-]
>Germany
>Crimea
Anon are you retarded.
User avatar #17 - derpthefifth (05/19/2015) [-]
I usually just go right on passed these comics but i'll just stop here for a moment to give my two cents.
I intensely dislike the written in accent kind of thing, it's either difficult or annoying to read and i don't see the need for it. Go ahead and thumb me down if you will, i just figured i'd drop my opinion off at one of these comics one day and see what happened.
#20 to #17 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Not everyone will enjoy every form of anything they come across, let alone humor. You don't enjoy it and that's ok. I personally enjoyed all of the parts you didn't, so I'd say you should just keep on ignoring polandball-related posts as they're not your thing, but not because there's necessarily something wrong with the content itself.
Anywho.
User avatar #21 to #20 - derpthefifth (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, i almost said as much actually.
I doubt it's going to change anything or anything like that and i'd feel bad if it did honestly cause i'm sure that's the main attraction for the people who like it, just always figured i'd post my opinion one of these days and so now i have.
User avatar #157 to #17 - jasonvgrace (05/20/2015) [-]
Well, at least now we know what happens.
User avatar #165 to #157 - derpthefifth (05/20/2015) [-]
Yep. The internet explodes and it rains red thumbs on anyone who dares to express an opinion contrary to the masses.
User avatar #25 to #17 - fuzzyballs (05/19/2015) [-]
I stopped reading after "two cents" because nobody gives a ****
User avatar #26 to #25 - derpthefifth (05/19/2015) [-]
k.
Though i get the feeling you didn't cause you got mad and thumbed me down. Usually people wait until they know they disagree before they thumb an opinion down.
User avatar #27 to #26 - fuzzyballs (05/19/2015) [-]
not going to read past "k"
because once again, I don't care
User avatar #28 to #27 - derpthefifth (05/19/2015) [-]
You already did.
So now i've got one question? y u so mad, bro?

It's almost like nobody told you people online can have opinions you don't like without you getting all pissey about it. So do me a favor and unbunch those pantys for me, K?

Now don't read past K this time, fgt.
User avatar #29 to #28 - fuzzyballs (05/19/2015) [-]
this time I didn't even read one word
User avatar #30 to #29 - derpthefifth (05/19/2015) [-]
Aaaw look at you trying to prove a point and **** . That's real cute, kid.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fuzzyballs (05/19/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #32 to #17 - hailhisnoodliness (05/19/2015) [-]
*past
Now that's out of my system. Come on man, in comics about international stereotypes you want to get rid of accents?
User avatar #73 to #17 - cshp (05/19/2015) [-]
So would you rather have them in the native languages or what?
#8 - chaossniper (05/19/2015) [-]
needs more kawaii and boat *******
#128 to #8 - atma (05/20/2015) [-]
"Ma'am, if you're ready, we've received a photograph of the fighter jet that killed your husband in battle"
"Yes, thank you general, I think I'm finally ready"
"Okay, keep in mind that these Japanese pilots strike fear in even a hardened soldier's heart; Here you go"
".... are you ******* kidding me"
#23 to #8 - stiuberlee (05/19/2015) [-]
haha... plz tell me this isn't real
User avatar #126 to #23 - epicactual (05/19/2015) [-]
When I first saw the picture it irked me a bit, but now I think its great
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#46 to #45 - stiuberlee (05/19/2015) [-]
One has glorious art on it, the other one is a plane...
#47 to #46 - elektinoir (05/19/2015) [-]
Read the comment wrong, sorry mate. Thought you were dissing it for weebness even though it was a japanese heli. carry on
#48 to #47 - stiuberlee (05/19/2015) [-]
haha giz i was just thinking that the colours was to bright for camouflage
sorry mate
User avatar #49 to #48 - elektinoir (05/19/2015) [-]
Well, its not like they will ever see much action anyway, Japan's army is just for defence. Doubt even China will ever try to invade them
User avatar #102 to #49 - chaossniper (05/19/2015) [-]
most invasions are for natural resources
japan got squat **** in natural resources so the only scenario i see japan getting invaded is to obliterate them
#51 to #49 - stiuberlee (05/19/2015) [-]
I for one think it's stupid not to include japan in the international operations in the middle east
User avatar #52 to #51 - elektinoir (05/19/2015) [-]
Well, they decided themselves to be an anti-war nation after nagasaki and hiroshima, cant really blame them for it
#53 to #52 - stiuberlee (05/19/2015) [-]
oh i met some Japanese sailors when i was partisapating in RIMPAC who had their own thoughts about the whole "stay out of it" thing, but hey that was only the opinion of 5 people
User avatar #76 to #53 - elektinoir (05/19/2015) [-]
They WERE discussing removing it when the ISIS thing where at its peak, now not so much
#72 - xsap (05/19/2015) [-]
no one can fight Russia, they have tzar bomba, which is like 40x bigger than the bomb dropped in Hiroshima/ ********** . if tzar bomb goes out the whole planet goes with it.
#127 to #72 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Dude, its just an H-Bomb. Most nuclear countries have a few.
It's the biggest detonated but its not that big a deal.
#130 to #72 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
A few big bombs which at this point have been decommissioned or are under maintained cannot compare to the NATO arsenal of fully functional, state of the art, slightly smaller bombs.
User avatar #75 to #72 - warzon (05/19/2015) [-]
You say that like the Russians are insane enough to kill themselves to destroy a country.
User avatar #79 to #75 - xsap (05/19/2015) [-]
no, but if they are losing a fight and there is no hope they can detonate it in a "if im going down im taking you all with me" kind of deal
User avatar #88 to #79 - warzon (05/19/2015) [-]
If they are losing, chances are the bomb is already handled.
Because the first thing to be handled is, and always should be, disabling the thing that could kill the lot of you.
User avatar #74 to #72 - cshp (05/19/2015) [-]
They already detonated that, you dip
#77 to #74 - xsap (05/19/2015) [-]
when and wear. if they did everyone would know
User avatar #82 to #77 - legnak ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
The Tsar Bomba detonated at 11:32 (Moscow time) on October 30, 1961, over the Mityushikha Bay nuclear testing range (Sukhoy Nos Zone C), north of the Arctic Circle over the Novaya Zemlya archipelago in the Arctic Sea. The bomb was dropped from an altitude of 10.5 kilometres (6.5 mi); it was designed to detonate at a height of 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) over the land surface (4.2 kilometres (2.6 mi) over sea level) by barometric sensors

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
User avatar #90 to #82 - xsap (05/19/2015) [-]
***** are you sure. because i learned about this bomb in college and the "the nuclear fallout will take the whole planet" was mentioned man times. this was in 1961, maybe the newer one is the ones are the ones cuz it says development 1961- present
User avatar #97 to #90 - alstorp (05/19/2015) [-]
"To limit fallout, the third stage and possibly the second stage had a lead tamper instead of a uranium-238 fusion tamper (which greatly amplifies the reaction by fissioning uranium atoms with fast neutrons from the fusion reaction). This eliminated fast fission by the fusion-stage neutrons, so that approximately 97% of the total energy resulted from fusion alone (as such, it was one of the "cleanest" nuclear bombs ever created, generating a very low amount of fallout relative to its yield). There was a strong incentive for this modification since most of the fallout from a test of the bomb would have ended up on populated Soviet territory."

They still have the capabilities to produce the bomb again obviously, and they most likely already have, multiple times.
#113 to #90 - winstonwolfe (05/19/2015) [-]
Sorry bud. Photograph. Oct 30 1961.
Viewed 99 miles from the test. Its crown peaks at 35 miles above the Earths surface
User avatar #114 to #113 - winstonwolfe (05/19/2015) [-]
Might be a really poor picture. My bad.
#160 to #90 - lordcaboose (05/20/2015) [-]
I may be wrong but I thought that the main concern with detonating a 100Mt bomb, and thus releasing 100Mt of energy(heat) would cause all sorts of climate ******* , not necessarily nuclear fallout.
#81 to #77 - cshp (05/19/2015) [-]
October 30th, 1961 Sukhoy Nos, Severny Island you 			*******		 retard
October 30th, 1961 Sukhoy Nos, Severny Island you ******* retard
#159 to #74 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
> Implying they only made one
User avatar #133 to #74 - arachnofondler (05/20/2015) [-]
technically xsap wasn't entirely wrong. the soviets built two tsar bomba's, one of which was detonated like we all know, but the second one was "deactivated" and is currently on display in a russian war museum.
#13 - beerholder (05/19/2015) [-]
- So what do we do with the Kuril Islands, Russia?
-You know what, this was a bad idea. War?
-War.
#56 - donfailed (05/19/2015) [-]
Hold on, I'm not a history buff so could someone please explain this? Was Japan being Japan and just didn't want to sign a peace treaty? With Russia of all nations?
Hold on, I'm not a history buff so could someone please explain this? Was Japan being Japan and just didn't want to sign a peace treaty? With Russia of all nations?
User avatar #59 to #56 - sketchE ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
its probably something along the lines of why the US and north korea are still technicaly at war. we just never got around to signing a peace treaty
User avatar #71 to #59 - fatskinnyguy (05/19/2015) [-]
North Korea and US have never officially been at war. It's the South Koreans who're still at war with them
#60 to #56 - rageidos (05/19/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan%E2%80%93Russia_relations

TLDR: They have been fighting over Kuril Islands like forever( and they still are fighting over them) and japan has been, and is very, very anti-russia ( 72% of japans population view russia unfavorably). The current politic view in japan is, (to my best knowledge) that russia "robbed" the Kuril Islands in early 1900 century without declaration of war so they should be the ones to apologize to japanese and offer peace treaty.
Hope this helps
#64 to #60 - donfailed (05/19/2015) [-]
Thank you for that, and Jesus Christ. Russia, if a big war breaks out, would stomp Japan into fine dust. Go ahead and hate the guys, but don't spit at the bear and just say uncle. God knows that they don't want to deal with Putin.
#83 to #64 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
They would not.
"But the Japanese army is so bad"
The Japanese army is the American army. They have a Defence pact that pretty much says that if ANY country occupies Japanese ground America will enter the war on the side of the Japanese. TL;DR attacking Japan is attacking America.

And before you say "Well there's no guarantee they'll follow up on this." There is. Japans importance to America and the western world as a whole is just about second to America and China only. What's more, Japan owes an astonishing 10 Trillion USD. In comparison, USA owes 13 Trillion USD. What this means is that SHOULD Japan enter a war/be occupied, the people Japan owes its money to would never receive it. Which would result in hell a lot of lobbying in order to get it back.

But the most important pact is that America has to defend Japan. If they fail to do so, ANY country they've demilitarilized and said "We will act as your Defence" will burn their treaties and begin to grow their own army. I mean, if USA wont act on it when the Japanese, their biggest business partner in the world (as China = US relations are rather cold) is invaded by Russia, a country most Americans utterly despise, why the hell would they act if Libya was invaded by Egypt? Not saying they have a similiar treaty with Libya, but you get the idea.
#93 to #83 - gerfox (05/19/2015) [-]
Great post. Would just want to point out that Japan is far from the biggest business partner for the US. There is almost three times more trade between the US and Canada than between the US and Japan. Also, Mexico and China is also a bigger business partner than Japan.
User avatar #94 to #93 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
Sorry, I misspoke. I meant to say "Greatest Trade Partner in Asia/The Pacific"
#95 to #93 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
And I addressed the China part. They do more trade with China, but are on colder terms with them, and with India working hard to replace China as "Factory of the World" I don't think it'll last for that long.
#98 to #95 - gerfox (05/19/2015) [-]
Nah, China - US relations are "cold", but China won't do anything. They might continue to contest Senkaku, but they'll never risk war.

It won't be easy to oust China from that position. Labour cant get much cheaper than it is in China.
#101 to #98 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
Oh it can't. But what India can provide is better facilities to ship worldwide, reducing order time and the like.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delhi_Mumbai_Industrial_Corridor_Project

youtu.be/yOCpo10zQlM?t=1421 The Daily Conversation covers what it does and why it's "better" than China rather well.
#85 to #83 - donfailed (05/19/2015) [-]
Welp, I need some ice after that one
User avatar #91 to #85 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
What's more, because of the situation with the Senkaku isles, America is in these days showing PRETTY big muscles. They flew two B52 bombers over Chinese airspace, among other things.

www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303281504579221993719005178

Not to mention that Obama did this not too long ago;

www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/24/obama-in-japan-backs-status-quo-in-island-dispute-with-china

So Japan is pretty much the safest place of Asia, as far as possible Russian invasions come and go.
#100 to #91 - donfailed (05/19/2015) [-]
Alright, then can I at least say the two should settle before one of them does something stupid and starts something terrible?
User avatar #103 to #100 - jettom (05/19/2015) [-]
That I can agree with. IF Japan attacks Russia their deals will be made void and Russia will invade, as long as Putin is in power.
But IF Russia invades America will step in and probably split Russia between the European part and the Asian part, like they did with Korea.

TL;DR whoever attacks loses so they should just go sign a ******* peace treaty. But under Shinzo Abe Japan wont do it, and I don't see Putin itching to sign peace and do a formal apology either..
User avatar #132 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
The funniest part of this comic was pretending that Japan has a military to call into action.
User avatar #145 to #132 - chuckbillrow (05/20/2015) [-]
Japan has the self defense force and an abundance of American military which would likely support japan in a conflict with Russia
User avatar #146 to #145 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know, but the SDF is not allowed to leave the country. And despite it being almost assured that the United States would step in in a heart beat, it's still not Japan's military like the comic is showing.
User avatar #150 to #132 - thegamegestapo (05/20/2015) [-]
>Doesn't know about the Japanese conspiracy

They have an army, they just won't reveal it until weebo indoctrination hits 10% of the US population.
User avatar #151 to #150 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
10% eh? So you're saying they should have revealed it a few years ago!
User avatar #152 to #151 - thegamegestapo (05/20/2015) [-]
They did.

This is the resistance speaking to you now.

They have you vatra, wake up.
#153 to #152 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
But I am le tired..
But I am le tired..
#154 to #132 - tvolch (05/20/2015) [-]
Japan has like the 7th most powerful military in the world, man, despite the ridiculous restrictions in place on them
User avatar #156 to #154 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
So I did a bit of research because of what you said. Turns out rather recently the Self Defense Force was converted into an actual military. However, it is still in their constitution that they will not do anything but defend. So really the SDF still stands.
User avatar #134 to #132 - whataphreek (05/20/2015) [-]
Did you forget about their Pikachu army?
#135 to #134 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh goodness, I did! Forgive me!
User avatar #136 to #135 - whataphreek (05/20/2015) [-]
Still, their navy would be **** .

Imagine a 1 meter-tall Pikachu Admiral screaming at the others as the Enlisteds fumble with the ship's controls with their big stubby fingers.
User avatar #137 to #136 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
It would leave on port and then then crash into the next closest one!
#140 to #139 - vatra (05/20/2015) [-]
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#68 - crispyfever (05/19/2015) [-]
Russia was also the first western power to lose a war with a non western power in the Russo-Japanese War
User avatar #125 to #68 - jdrinfantry (05/19/2015) [-]
You can't refer to Russia as a western power.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world
User avatar #162 to #68 - xxDanvelxx (05/20/2015) [-]
There's a big difference between Japan and the Zulus and Indians the other Europeans were fighting. Also, the UK lost a war in Africa but that was due to a surprise attack.
User avatar #166 to #162 - crispyfever (05/20/2015) [-]
Zulus and Indians were not a nation and never even came close to fighting with canons vs canons, battleships vs battleships, or army vs army. They were little more than tribes fighting colonial forces (lightly armed and meant to control people who fought with inferior arms and tactics.

Japan was the first on Western nation (power) to defeat a Western power in a full blown war and it shook the world at that time.
#99 to #68 - havepity (05/19/2015) [-]
But to be fair, Imperial Russia =/= modern Russia and Imperial Japan =/= modern Japan.
User avatar #2 - anonemous (05/19/2015) [-]
worried like it's 1905 again Russia?
#6 to #2 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
This time there are Nukes, and Japan already received a few right in the pooper
#105 - theycallmesatan (05/19/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image** >mfw russia calls me
#141 - chilledoutwolf (05/20/2015) [-]
Japan's face when https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #109 to #106 - runescapeguy (05/19/2015) [-]
raughter* it's Japan we talk about
#158 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
Didn't japan abolished war? Please correct me if im wrong
User avatar #161 to #158 - ottoboys (05/20/2015) [-]
I think they can protect themselves but not declare it
#163 to #158 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
part of the Unconditional Surrender Japan signed that they shall no longer have a military force for acts. but rather a self defense force. I.e. Military with no spine. they mainly will rely on the United States Military for such huge actions.
User avatar #120 - thesovereigngrave (05/19/2015) [-]
World War I technically didn't end until 1958, since Andorra declared war on Imperial Germany, but were forgotten about in the Treaty of Versailles and only technically signed peace with Germany in 1958.
User avatar #61 - jdonaldson (05/19/2015) [-]
With the Way the world is today we should have just left Germany and Japan alone. Now insane Mu-Slims are taking over the world without a much of a fight. At least Germany and Japan were sane.
#107 to #61 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
1. Wouldn't Islam still be in the world regardless?
2. Wouldn't Germany trying to gather the master race really **** up humans genetically?
3. Beyond the kamikazes and some other things the Japanese did, didn't they (along with Germany) do some ****** up experimentation in the first place?
#121 - nanako (05/19/2015) [-]
Their war already happened: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War

russsia got their asses handed to them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tsushima

partly because of pic related
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