Unethical Life Hacks. Not intended to be used often. Please don't be a massive faggot.. 1.) Get out of tickets in a different way. if you get pulled over drivin Life hacks jk
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Unethical Life Hacks

Not intended to be used often. Please don't be a massive faggot.

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1.) Get out of tickets in a different way.
if you get pulled over driving.... Act
deaf.
The cop usually let' s you go with
just a warning because it' s too much
trouble trying to communicate.
2.) You better have a good poker lace.
3.) Technically, that' s their error.
Unplug the ethernet cord from a
Coinstar machine & it won' t charge
Ci) a commission.
4.) This is straight up theft, but still interesting.
It' s not hard to mp through a book in the
bookstores cafe until you find the
magnetic sticker that activates the alarms
and peel that little sucker right out.
5.) Privacy can be a good thing.
6.) Patience is a virtue.
in major cities. cab drivers usually hate getting paid with
credit cards, So let' s say the fare is 51 2, Just say "Sorry man, I
l) have to pay with it card I only have 510."
They almost always say TI o is fine." Even if you were to say
I (muse in pay in cash, I only have 512... I' ll have to use a
card" they' ll say TI 2 is tine,"
Then you pay 512 and get away without tipping, and it was
their own choice, not yours (as far as they know).
Unitil( alaa: bicorn
T.) I see what you did there.
When going out with outworkers, (especially if
you' re more junior), don' t buy a drink when you
I l) get there. Just stand without one and talk to
some of the more fun, middlemen employees who
are drinking.
They' ll notice you' re and demand
to buy you your first drink.
B.) The best way to find private hiking trails.
If you want to trespass and not get into trouble
with the law drive a white pickup with a utility
it box unit. People will assume you work for a
utility company.
ttop Source: I work for a phone company and drive
anywhere I please.
9.) That' s how you use the system.
Need a passport picture from your local
Tell them you' re taking the next upcoming LSAT
SCP, and need a passport picture for it (which you do),
but it' s like 34 cents instead of the price they
charge for passport pictures. but it' s literally the
exact same thing.
10.) Plus, you get your tires rotated.
11.) It would be great if they just let you sit there...
12.) Not unethical, but still a lite hack.
13.) Great point.
Want to sit alone on a bus? Wear a face mask
14.) Gift cards are totally legal.
Instead of buying a Costco membership, just buy a
giftcard. You can get in and pay whatever else you
need buy using a debit card. No membership
necessary.
15.) ll! Br iant, but ouch.
16.) It wouldn' t hurt to try... right?
...
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User avatar #13 - dragonstew (07/14/2014) [+] (19 replies)
"Excuse me, may I please have a bilingual trial?"

"...Why?"

"I don't speak English."

Seriously, I don't understand this one. Am I missing something?
User avatar #11 - zyvac ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (19 replies)
If your a deaf driver you have a special license. Just saying.
User avatar #8 - rockntroll (07/14/2014) [+] (14 replies)
11. "How often do flight attendants ask to see you're boarding pass?"

How about when you board the intense bodyloveing plane and they show you the direction of you're seat?
User avatar #1 - flemsdfer (07/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I don't understand the renting a car for new tires. I could buy new tires for a car for cheaper than what the rental places want for a car.
User avatar #45 - Digitalphear (07/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I got pulled over yesterday doing 110 in a 70

but it's cool I just acted blind and then cop let me off with a warning but told me to get glasses

I actually did get pulled over doing 110 in a 70, I got a $200 ticket, thank god he didn't get me for reckless driving.
#67 to #45 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** He should have. You shouldn't have gotten off with a warning.
User avatar #22 - godqueso (07/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 is wrong, my brother gets into so much trouble because everyone thinks he is not deaf. and his deaf friend got tased because he couldn't understand the police orders also he is a dumbass but that is beside the point
User avatar #27 - centifolia ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>pulled over by a cop
>starts acting deaf
>cop writes down the conversation
>mfw
User avatar #32 - Lintutu (07/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
the "pretending to be deaf" thing just made me angry
User avatar #33 to #32 - alecbaldwinning (07/15/2014) [-]
get off the internet.
#46 - nonanonnon (07/15/2014) [-]
#13 is working like a charm.
User avatar #110 - steamloler (07/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
If your drunk and get in an accident while driving flee the scene and go to the closet place that serves alcohol and start drinking.

You'll get tagged with a hit and run but you'll avoid going to jail and getting a D.U.I. because they can't prove you were drunk at the time of the accident...

Just sayin....
#166 to #110 - apurpleliger (07/15/2014) [-]
Or you could, you know, not drink and drive.
#73 - furiousmarshmellow (07/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
But what if the cop knows sign language?
#149 - EdwardNigma (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It bothers me that there is even a site dedicated to this sort of thing.
User avatar #2 - caffeinecommissar (07/14/2014) [-]
Unethical, but saved.
#261 - Bruceman (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Pulled over by cop   
>Act deaf   
>Cop knows sign language   
>mfw
>Pulled over by cop
>Act deaf
>Cop knows sign language
>mfw
#86 - deafmagnets (07/15/2014) [-]
Not all of them are completely digestive end product
User avatar #43 - Temari (07/15/2014) [-]
Not very unethical, but go on Yelp (or any other big business review site) and leave negative reviews for any restaurants or businesses in you're area that you've had problems with. They'll send you coupons and, if your really lucky, even give you cash settlements. My all time high was getting $500 in cash and $50 in coupons all in one week as settlements for real problems (I didn't even have to fib or lie) that I had at various businesses in my tri-town area.
User avatar #246 - horsecrab ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Number 5 isn't true. Thanks again, Mythbusters.
User avatar #34 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Every single time I have ever been on a plane they look at you're pass right as you walk on and tell you where to seat is.
#14 - Sworley (07/14/2014) [-]
how to become friends with the cop that pulled you over
User avatar #10 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Stealing in my local bookstore would be waaaay too easy. And I read so intense bodyloveing much, it would really safe me a digestive end productload of money.

Sadly I like everyone who works there and I love the whole place so I just can´t do it.

Acting deaf is easy, tho. I used to work nightshifts during the holidays to finance University, so I got caught speeding quite often...7 times, after all, 3 times by the same cop.
For details, always keep a pen and paper in you're car in case they STILL want to talk to you. Noone will believe you that you´re deaf and don´t have any means of communication with you and lying to a police officer would be incredibly expensive.
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