Understanding womens underwear
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peterbowser (05/27/2015) [-] 
**peterbowser used "*roll picture*"**
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Maybe he put it through the washing machine?
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Maybe he put it through the washing machine?
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dustykeyboard (05/27/2015) [-] Doubt it. He probably smelled it and later came in it aswell.
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testaburger (05/28/2015) [-] He's referencing Bane from the third Batman movie in the Nolan trilogy.
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cyanidesandvich (05/28/2015) [-] is it bad that i recognise that porn.
actress in it not pictured is Leigh Darby
actress in it not pictured is Leigh Darby
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DrollHumor (05/27/2015) [-] Okay, so you guys humored me with my "how do you dry your ducks" questions, I'll try to explain some of these.
That's a thong. It was probably being worn by a woman who expected to have sex that day or was wearing a tight dress or pants. (Because panty lines are no fun)
The way you tell which hole is for your torso and which holes are for your legs is by looking for that very small triangle of plain black cotton. That is the bottom, that goes against the vagina. The adjacent holes are for your legs. The lace is the front and the three strings are the back.
I don't know what they allow in prison. But by that logic, nothing would be allowed in prison; you could choke someone out with a shirt sleeve or a sock just as easily.
Yes they're fine on planes, as far as I know.
They're not that tight, the string goes up your ass. Uncomfortable, yes, but you get used to the eternal wedgie.
There's that triangle! I don't know who in their right mind would be wearing a thong while on their period, but if you do, you probably use tampons.
It's not what I would call "normal" underwear. That's definitely " **** me" underwear. "Normal" underwear is like a bikini or hipster cut, which is 150% more fabric.
Either she was drunk and they fell out of her dress, they were static clinging to her from lack of dryer sheets and fell off, or she was rewearing a pair of pants and didn't know yesterday's underwear was still in there, and they slipped out the pantleg.
Hell, maybe a guy from a window above had to toss them out so his wife wouldn't see them.
I think that covers it. This has been your handy guide to thongs. I will be available for further questions.
That's a thong. It was probably being worn by a woman who expected to have sex that day or was wearing a tight dress or pants. (Because panty lines are no fun)
The way you tell which hole is for your torso and which holes are for your legs is by looking for that very small triangle of plain black cotton. That is the bottom, that goes against the vagina. The adjacent holes are for your legs. The lace is the front and the three strings are the back.
I don't know what they allow in prison. But by that logic, nothing would be allowed in prison; you could choke someone out with a shirt sleeve or a sock just as easily.
Yes they're fine on planes, as far as I know.
They're not that tight, the string goes up your ass. Uncomfortable, yes, but you get used to the eternal wedgie.
There's that triangle! I don't know who in their right mind would be wearing a thong while on their period, but if you do, you probably use tampons.
It's not what I would call "normal" underwear. That's definitely " **** me" underwear. "Normal" underwear is like a bikini or hipster cut, which is 150% more fabric.
Either she was drunk and they fell out of her dress, they were static clinging to her from lack of dryer sheets and fell off, or she was rewearing a pair of pants and didn't know yesterday's underwear was still in there, and they slipped out the pantleg.
Hell, maybe a guy from a window above had to toss them out so his wife wouldn't see them.
I think that covers it. This has been your handy guide to thongs. I will be available for further questions.
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cheezersnacks (05/27/2015) [-] How do you get used to an eternal wedgie? And I assume you can't wear thongs for long or else it'll chafe against the body and can't run either as it'll chafe?
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DrollHumor (05/27/2015) [-] Well it's not quite as uncomfortable as a wedgie because there's not as much material in there. It's just a little string. You get used to pretty much everything you wear every day anyway. You are now aware your clothes are touching you.
You can wear a thong as long as normal panties. It's not like the string is violently shoving itself up your crack and upsetting everything, it's just sorta there.
I wouldn't run in thongs, but I'm sure other girls might, since **** like yoga pants are easily susceptible to panty lines.
You can wear a thong as long as normal panties. It's not like the string is violently shoving itself up your crack and upsetting everything, it's just sorta there.
I wouldn't run in thongs, but I'm sure other girls might, since **** like yoga pants are easily susceptible to panty lines.
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cheezersnacks (05/27/2015) [-] Aight, thanks for answer. I just assumed it would be a pain in the butt to have something inbetween your ass cheeks all day long but I guess not.
Thongs are the *********** **** , but don't miss the panty raid
Thongs are the *********** **** , but don't miss the panty raid
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MandiMarie (05/28/2015) [-] The amount of fabric, really. The back of a thong looks kind of like a V and the back of a g-string is like a T. The fabric that goes around the hips on a thong is usually thicker as well, maybe about an inch. The fabric on the hips on a g-string is usually thin fabric or elastic maybe about a centimeter or less wide.
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vampirebram (05/28/2015) [-] Tohsaka! I've been watching Fate/Stay Night.
I wonder if she dies.
I wonder if she dies.
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DrollHumor (05/28/2015) [-] Personally, I don't like thongs, but with some pants they're necessary. Or lack of laundry being done.
It looks relatively clean, that triangle is free of any kind of discharge aka vagina goop and there doesn't appear to be crap on the string. But there's no way of knowing how clean it actually is.
It looks relatively clean, that triangle is free of any kind of discharge aka vagina goop and there doesn't appear to be crap on the string. But there's no way of knowing how clean it actually is.
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applescryatnight ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
i think i need a physical representation.
send pics of you in thong pls.
send pics of you in thong pls.
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kinginthenorth (05/28/2015) [-] On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are they?
I just can't see how they can be comfortable in any situation.
I just can't see how they can be comfortable in any situation.
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oplu (05/27/2015) [-] What "how do you dry your ducks" questions?
Also, why do people (guys) just not know this stuff? It's pretty simple. It's kind of like reproductive biology I guess, where people just don't want to know something because it's gross or doesn't effect them directly all the time. I dunno, seems weird to me.
Also, why do people (guys) just not know this stuff? It's pretty simple. It's kind of like reproductive biology I guess, where people just don't want to know something because it's gross or doesn't effect them directly all the time. I dunno, seems weird to me.
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DrollHumor (05/27/2015) [-] These questions: www.funnyjunk.com/How+do+boys+dry+their+ducks/funny-pictures/5543414/2#2
Well I don't really understand men's underwear. I've listened to Louis CK explain the "miracle that is boxer briefs" and I just can't relate to either one because I wear bikini cut panties all the time. It's just a lack of experience.
Well I don't really understand men's underwear. I've listened to Louis CK explain the "miracle that is boxer briefs" and I just can't relate to either one because I wear bikini cut panties all the time. It's just a lack of experience.
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kaiyuni (05/28/2015) [-] You do one of two things typically while pissing as a guy, the slip-over or the pull-through. The slip-over is when you pull down the waistband to be below your package. The pull-through is what I mentioned before.
The same applies to sex that doesn't involve extended periods of time. Pulling your pants and underwear all the way to the ground is not always a great idea.
And if you're one of those guys who pulls his pants and underwear all the way down when urinating, well **** you.
The same applies to sex that doesn't involve extended periods of time. Pulling your pants and underwear all the way to the ground is not always a great idea.
And if you're one of those guys who pulls his pants and underwear all the way down when urinating, well **** you.
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gunslayer (05/28/2015) [-] I just like slide my dong out while pissing, but I never slide it out through the whole, it just feels weird like my dick is being hugged by the fabric.
As for quick or public sex, I also slide my dong out, just a little lower as to not choke my balls.
I'm with you, **** those guys who pull their underwear all the way down.
As for quick or public sex, I also slide my dong out, just a little lower as to not choke my balls.
I'm with you, **** those guys who pull their underwear all the way down.
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-] I certainly don't use the flap to pull my dick through unless it's a weird circumstance that requires me to. The flap at the front is more of giving the underwear room for the junk, which is why only some have a button that holds it closed. Since men's junk not only changes from person to person but what temperature it is, how hard they're exercising (the blood rushes away from the dick to other parts of the body, thus making the balls contract upwards and the penis shrink, which is what stops it from flopping around a ton while running) and how excited they are, letting the fabric have the ability to expand by having that flap stops it from a very uncomfortable restriction of movement... Some men like to have everything held together very well and that's when briefs come in play. However, the constant wedgies that come from that are what boxer-briefs are for. It still holds things in place pretty well and don't give wedgies, but there's just something about the freedom that comes from basically having a small, thin pair of shorts (boxers) on that I know I've grown to love. That, and when it's a hot day and you're sweaty from working and that nice cool breeze goes by and you have athletic shorts and boxers on, it feels great. However, the drawbacks are that the legs on the boxers can ride up uncomfortably or the third leg can bounce up from walking uphill or something and get caught on the flap and it's really uncomfortable to walk around with said member being held up by that fabric, which is why the "wide-step-walk", "pant leg shake", and "shove your hand down there when no one's looking" moves are quite common among men.
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incoming (05/28/2015) [-] Well you have briefs, boxer briefs, and boxers.
Briefs offer the best support to keep it from bouncing around but also feel rather constricting. Much like a sports bra they're typically best only used when doing sports because of the lack of comfort.
Boxers are by far the most comfortable for lounging about and can even be acceptable as normal around the house type attire. They offer zero support and leave it free to sway about but the legs can sometimes become bunched up if wearing something like pants. If you try to do sports in them they allow for rubbing to create an uncomfortable rash and thus are best used when you don't plan any serious activity.
Boxer briefs are the middle of the road all purpose underwear. They offer some support making them acceptable for moderate exercise and still allow some freedom making them more comfortable for casual wear. The leg portions tend to fit more snugly than boxers preventing bunching up when wearing something such as pants.
Briefs offer the best support to keep it from bouncing around but also feel rather constricting. Much like a sports bra they're typically best only used when doing sports because of the lack of comfort.
Boxers are by far the most comfortable for lounging about and can even be acceptable as normal around the house type attire. They offer zero support and leave it free to sway about but the legs can sometimes become bunched up if wearing something like pants. If you try to do sports in them they allow for rubbing to create an uncomfortable rash and thus are best used when you don't plan any serious activity.
Boxer briefs are the middle of the road all purpose underwear. They offer some support making them acceptable for moderate exercise and still allow some freedom making them more comfortable for casual wear. The leg portions tend to fit more snugly than boxers preventing bunching up when wearing something such as pants.
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ainise (05/28/2015) [-]
I used to wear whitey tighties when I was younger, and I've tried wearing boxer briefs as an adult, but to be frank - they hurt. Smooshing your balls & dick together was fine when I was a kid, and there wasn't really much to smoosh, but as an adult it legit. hurts. I've heard other guys complain about their balls bouncing around too much, so they avoid Boxers all together. Different strokes for different folks, ya'know?
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incoming (05/28/2015) [-] I think it was more satire because frankly, if i woke up tomorrow and found out I was suddenly a girl I could probably figure it all out easy enough. Except for tampons, that's a mystery to me and I don't really feel all that compelled to know any more than I already do tampons>pads for staying clean and if you leave it too long you can get toxic shock syndrome. Also, periods apparently play a role in why many women prefer to keep trimmed but that's about the extent of what I know off the top of my head related to that subject .
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ieatbengay (05/28/2015) [-] you know this is satire and people actually know the truth right?
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vorarephilia 
(05/27/2015) [-] The working theory is that panties are psychic parasites that feed off of lustful thoughts in women and are kept as pets, hence why fancier breeds sell for more. This is also why women change their panties daily or more frequently so they can feed all of them, and why women who aren't wearing panties tend to be more DTF. Similar explanations can be found for why countries that didn't have panties historically were also historically much more promiscuous.
In this video we can see what appears to have been a feral colony.
(05/27/2015) [-] In this video we can see what appears to have been a feral colony.
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darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-] While I find his questions very valid...
Who the **** picks up a pair of random underwear on the street?
Who the **** picks up a pair of random underwear on the street?
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darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-] Oh, well I've only seen about a second of it and didn't know.
After I heard him say that, I was like, the **** ?
After I heard him say that, I was like, the **** ?
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grimsho (05/28/2015) [-] "I found this pair of most likely used women's underwear on the sidewalk so I'm gonna take them into my house and fondle them on camera for a few minutes"
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-] Why do women even wear those things? its basically wearing nothing and it has to get uncomfortable if it gets bunched up, just be glad its black and not white.
And just wear normal underwear, not shoe laces.
And just wear normal underwear, not shoe laces.
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Garblestickleshlop (05/28/2015) [-] A few reasons. First, women's clothing is quite often unforgiving. Thongs are one of the options that don't show panty lines. Secondly, some find them more comfortable because they are cooler. Third, some find them sexy and wear them to either boost confidence or to show off for someone. Last, they silence farts.
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Garblestickleshlop (05/28/2015) [-] Yes. The string keeps the air from vibrating through the cheeks, allowing it to exit quietly.
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asmodeu (05/28/2015) [-] Hahaha... "found outside my apartment" and "how did they end up on the sidewalk".
He's not a good liar.
He's not a good liar.
