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A lessen I learned in the ! tarell! you
masturbate MMR attached he a heart : ,
it scares the nurses a let.
reanim:
Na, you didn' t understand.
This actually happens.
we gets 16 year old boy an our unit once, because Pediatrics was
full, and it' s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we' re all talking and having a laugh and
then all ofa sudden this kids heart monitor just gees CRAZY.
we call the trade and I grab the crash cart and about 6 at us just
take oft running down the hall and we bust in the and this Hittite
Just sitting there with his hand ccleaner his was leaking
Se we just start at hacked out at the teem quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a natal and medelete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest **** Ever.
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Submitted: 12/16/2013
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User avatar #4 - synchron (12/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is going to look weird in my history.
User avatar #10 - magnusraiden (12/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did he have a stroke?
User avatar #1 - existacne (12/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
O, look, a 4chan's greenstory got reposted once again.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kirkbot (12/16/2013) [-]
reported on 4chan several times, then to tumblr and from there to FJ
we have become the 9gag
#18 - liquidfunny (12/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Then the heart beat monitor goes crazy again,the nurses leave him to his business... and the kid dies
#7 - silvertongueddevil (12/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nurse's FW they bust in the door
Nurse's FW they bust in the door
#12 - xchewsifferx (12/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Okay, so i've been a nurse for two years now and while this has never happened at my hospital, i could see it potentially happening.

But you would never code someone because their heart rate went up, or before you make a visual confirmation. So unfortunately, this story is fallacy





#22 - gux ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Kids FW
#48 - include (12/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dat title.
Dat title.
#37 - IceViper (12/17/2013) [-]
That awesome moment when the nurse is the one giving the handjob.
#23 - landerp (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So a couple years ago i got in an accident and had to spend a few days in the hospital. My nurse had come in and checked in me one more time before i went to bed at about 10 PM. I watched tv for a couple hours until i got tired, but before i could fall asleep ol' mr. Stiffy came to visit, and you know sleep is impossible with him around. It's really late and It has been a few hours since I've seen a nurse or doctor. There isn't any lock on the door, but i figure i can hide myself under the covers if anyone came in. I grab my old buddy and start getting to work, and it feels great since it has been a few days since i've been able to it without any distractions. Im gettin' to work as usual, a d i start to get pretty close. My toes curl as i bring my tissue closer for my load, then right at the moment of climax 6 ******* NURSES come sprinting through the door and stop dead in theor tracks when they see me spending some quality time with myself. I sit there mortified on my bed as they slowly back out the door, and hysteric laughter can be heard a little down the hallway. Fml
Hfw
User avatar #78 - theronj (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Titles like this are why i have to clear my history
#36 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's also a bogus story. Physical movement shows up on a cardiac monitor as an artifact. and NOONE "calls a code" without first visually assessing a patient.
#8 - proudnerd (12/16/2013) [-]
nurses face when
nurses face when
#79 - nighthawxx (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kid's fw
kid's fw
#76 - bby (12/17/2013) [-]
< His face when they close the door
< His face when they close the door
#67 - killerblue (12/17/2013) [-]
Nurse face when
User avatar #43 - evilanakie (12/17/2013) [-]
be me
have tonsillectomy about thurdayish
pain all over me holy tits what the ****
sitting in hospital bed chilln and **** mother basicly did the "youre alive see ya ****** " and left 5 mins as soon as they confirmed success
nurse comes in gives me pills sets up the beepy ******
everythings k
reading a book they had in the entertainment crate (its a ******* box o books and crayons)
"its time to take your pills"
look up
oh hot daym
dat nurse
da booty be bam balam up in here what do
all of a sudden BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEP **** goes off the charts
nurse panics and starts adjusting my drip
i dont remember anything after that
all i know is dat boody
#20 - partisan (12/17/2013) [-]
I can confirm this.

**** picks up everything
#49 - commandershit (12/17/2013) [-]
Nurses FW limpdick
#33 - steezmachine (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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