Ugleh. . One time my super religious aunt came visit and gave me a blessed cross since Pm an atheist and she thinks she can ccna. rart me. I picked it up and im
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Ugleh

One time my super religious aunt
came visit and gave me a
blessed cross since Pm an atheist
and she thinks she can ccna. rart me.
I picked it up and immediately
dropped it screaming "IT BURNS!
IT BURNS US!"
She was super pissed off at me
and my dad came in be see what
the was, picked up the
cross and did THE EXACT SAVE
THING!
My aunt diesn' t visit anymore.
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User avatar #7 - kjoni (02/28/2014) [+] (28 replies)
how about saying: "I appreciate your beliefs but I'm happy this way"
#12 to #7 - beerwench (02/28/2014) [-]
As if that would ever stop a true Bible Beater.
#2 - vitunhenkka (02/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#18 - bamsebjornen ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
some jehovas witnesses came knocking on my door a few years ago, i explained to them that i worship the chaos gods and they just looked at me in a wierd way and left, i havent been bothered by them since
#46 - thelastelephant ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Be me, agnostic   
>Friend buys me a ticket to a local fundraiser dinner   
>Doesn't tell me until the night of that it's at a church   
>Sitting the front closest to the stage   
>[Praises the Sun internally]   
>Band comes on and starts playing   
>7/10 would put on my iPod if not for their religious lyrics   
>Band gets to last song of the night   
>Song starts with "You want me on my knees when I am broken."   
>Singer says something about how she used to be on her knees all the time   
>MFW
>Be me, agnostic
>Friend buys me a ticket to a local fundraiser dinner
>Doesn't tell me until the night of that it's at a church
>Sitting the front closest to the stage
>[Praises the Sun internally]
>Band comes on and starts playing
>7/10 would put on my iPod if not for their religious lyrics
>Band gets to last song of the night
>Song starts with "You want me on my knees when I am broken."
>Singer says something about how she used to be on her knees all the time
>MFW
#36 - meringueluka (02/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
my super religious uncle tried to physical assault me when i told him i was a lesbian. he called me a dirty Satan worshiping whore.
I'm not in the least bit upset about the fact he's dead.
#20 - mankey ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
How I like to think she reacted.
How I like to think she reacted.
#45 - enigmaticspirit (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have a super religious friend. He's really cool and respectful about it.
User avatar #37 - TheHutchie ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
At some point before I was born, the Hutchison family had a big family reunion, and the American side came here to visit. They were all very, very religious; completely contradicting the Scottish Hutchisons who are traditionally non-religious.

I think one half of my ancestors bullied the other half to America.
#21 - include (02/28/2014) [-]
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#84 - catburglarpenis (03/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Man, one time my *family member* ******* got up in my face all with his *religion/lack of religion* then I *did something against said religion/lack of religion* and she totally emotionally overreacted!

These stories become like Mad Libs that double as thumb factories.
#11 - beerwench (02/28/2014) [-]
Awesome way to deal with pushy religious types.
User avatar #119 - proudbrony (03/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#69 - yojo (03/01/2014) [-]
Neat.
#50 - hentaisweetie (02/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #48 - YllekNayr (02/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Last time this was posted, every other comment contained the word "edgy" or "fedora"

Funnyjunk is truly a strange breed.

Not that I'm upset at this change.
User avatar #132 - stafeezy (03/01/2014) [-]
is your android dead?
#124 - thesirofponies (03/01/2014) [-]
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Beware the comments,there's a ********* raging
User avatar #64 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
No stickied comments flooded in red thumbs? This can't be the real orrisicc
User avatar #61 - gardenmanly (03/01/2014) [-]
#edgy
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