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User avatar #5 - mrmuffins (12/03/2015) [-]
There's a mod idea, replace the sound of the laser musket reload to that.
User avatar #3 - shadowdoogen ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Didn't they end up winning that battle? That doesn't sound very minutemen-like to me.
User avatar #21 to #3 - kameken (12/04/2015) [-]
In my experience, Minutemen win random battles far more than Brotherhood of **** guys
User avatar #17 to #3 - skulldan ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
just like the minute men, they required 1 man to win their battles for them (in this case, bender used a bomb to make them leave)
User avatar #12 to #3 - EdwardNigma (12/04/2015) [-]
My minutemen are heroes, don't you talk **** .
#13 to #12 - shadowdoogen ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
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Oh well in that case, the minutemen can't do **** for dick against deathclaws and make you do all the work. They have zero security on their own, all it took was one traitorous bastard to doom them. If the Sole Survivor didn't come along they would've had their asses handed to them by the raiders. Their only high point was a single battle and that's when they were first created so they weren't even actual minutemen, they're just taking credit. They're a bunch of rag tag losers that bring shame to the term "minutemen".
User avatar #14 to #13 - EdwardNigma (12/04/2015) [-]
>One traitorous bastard
When they were already very weak after the death of the last general and the many Minutemen groups split apart due to arguments over the ideals of the Minutemen.
>Can't do **** against Deathclaws
Most ************* can't.
>Ass handed by raiders
Because there was literally one Minuteman left, and he still held that **** like a pro cunt.
>Only high point was one battle where they weren't even minutemen
They were minutemen at the time though, thats just when they became well known and prevalent.

They're not strong, I'll give you that. They don't have amazing weapons or armour. But they are heroes because they are normal people trying to protect innocents for no reason other than to help them. Who does the Institute help? Themselves. Who does the Brotherhood help? Themselves. Who does the Railroad help? Synths, and that, as has been seen, can go completely tits up.

**** out of my face.
User avatar #16 to #14 - bodox (12/04/2015) [-]
****** based
#28 to #14 - kaimera (12/04/2015) [-]
What do you mean they don't have good weapons?
Those laser muskets can pretty much be classified as laser cannons if you upgrade them right.

I gave preston a six crank one and he can pretty much kill anything below a death claw in 1-3 shots (except for mirelurks and their ******* bs shells. Seriously, how the hell can a crab shell stop a direct hit from a rocket launcher?!?!)

Now imagine twenty minutemen armed with six cranks, 10 have focused beams for precise strikes, 10 have scattered for suppressive fire.

I recommend watching tyrannicons raider vs mirelurk queens vs minutemen vs supermutants video. It shows how the minutemen can beat most enemies with the right circumstances.
User avatar #33 to #28 - EdwardNigma (12/04/2015) [-]
Do Minutemen spawn with more than just single or two crank ones?
I don't remember seeing any, but I wasn't paying attention whilst being shot at.
#34 to #33 - kaimera (12/04/2015) [-]
I know the old lady who unlocks the castle armory spawns with a six crank. And I know the normal ones can spawn with at least a 4 crank. Not sure about any higher cause they refuse to ******* spawn in my game.
#20 to #14 - afrosheep ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Well in the game they are useless idiots except for the demi god on the radio who tells people where danger is before it happens.
User avatar #22 to #20 - EdwardNigma (12/04/2015) [-]
But they're heroic useless idiots.
#23 to #22 - afrosheep ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Ah yes heroism knows no bounds.
User avatar #4 to #3 - xoyv [OP](12/03/2015) [-]
nope

heavy casualties
User avatar #10 to #4 - ashesllashes ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
******* imperial guard
#9 to #4 - gisuar (12/04/2015) [-]
******* casuals
User avatar #1 - grimfuck (12/03/2015) [-]
I wonder if the person to come up with those rifles was thinking about this episode... that would not be much of surprise to me
User avatar #25 to #1 - xedeid ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
They come from treasure planet I believe.
User avatar #11 - electronicbacon ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Say what you want about the laser musket, but a fully upgraded one in stealth can kill any legendary.
User avatar #26 to #11 - ihaspotato (12/04/2015) [-]
So can a .50 Sniper Rifle which is way cooler imo.
#7 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
Futurama: Worst Kind of Discrimination
#31 - DeathclawRulez (12/04/2015) [-]
I tried
#18 - bible (12/04/2015) [-]
Upgraded my laser musket to a long range four crank

It one shots legendary mutants with a crit. I ****** love it
#24 to #18 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
The six crank is still useful at level 50.
#30 to #24 - kaimera (12/04/2015) [-]
Six crank is ******* awesome XD
#15 - lecorbi (12/04/2015) [-]
w0t
User avatar #19 to #15 - feelythefeel (12/04/2015) [-]
Minutemen use wind-up energy muskets. Massive burst damage that takes a few seconds to charge.
#6 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Attempted to fix. A better version would be appreciated, can't deal with Avidemux's ******** today.
#27 - defski ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Cartoons are neat.
User avatar #32 to #27 - krasnogvardiech (12/04/2015) [-]
Ay carumba.
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