Typical Life of a Funnyjunker. . Taille% t. One time in oblivion I was trying to annoy a guy into attacking me so I went into his house at night, woke him up and used the speechcraft mingame to get his di Typical Life of a Funnyjunker Taille% t One time in oblivion I was trying to annoy guy into attacking me so went his house at night woke him up and used the speechcraft mingame get di
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - ninjaroo
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(03/09/2014) [-]
One time in oblivion I was trying to annoy a guy into attacking me so I went into his house at night, woke him up and used the speechcraft mingame to get his disposition to zero. When I exited the conversation he yelled "If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!" before climbing into bed.
#21 to #6 - saxong
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I still get flashbacks of that horrible minigame...

Thank Azura for the Bribe button.
User avatar #43 to #21 - jacksipian
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(03/10/2014) [-]
that minigame was awesome, i miss it. Oblivion is the best Elder Scrolls game by far.
#53 to #43 - anon id: cd2e09ca
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(03/10/2014) [-]
if that is your opinion then you must have never played LITERALLY ANY OTHER ELDER SCROLLS GAME. No joke Oblivion was hands down the worst, Morrowind was the best then 2nd is either daggerfall or skyrim
User avatar #55 to #53 - lorkhan
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No u, Morrowind is a good game, Skyrim sucks monkey dick and Oblivion rides the winds of amazingness with majestic colors.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jacksipian
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i played morrowind and it was a very good game, but i enjoyed oblivion a lot more, in fact i still go back to it all the time.
#12 to #6 - crackedpepper
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(03/09/2014) [-]
dream warfare, your lucky to have lived
#17 to #12 - anon id: 2d186229
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Dream Warfare?

I thought this comment was hilarious, grammar aside
#14 to #12 - thesoulseeker
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Learn grammar you cock.
Learn grammar you cock.
#15 to #14 - crackedpepper
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(03/09/2014) [-]
honest to got that's the first time I've slipped up in months. no need to fly off the handle over one mistake all the time.
#18 to #15 - anon id: 857edf19
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(03/09/2014) [-]
*God

0/2
#56 to #18 - bann
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(03/11/2014) [-]
Mein got!
User avatar #22 to #6 - mrgoodlove
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(03/09/2014) [-]
"Just not from me"
User avatar #16 to #6 - thewaronbeingcool
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Ah so he wanted a bit of swordplay eh?
#7 - thefunnyside
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I remember my first time playing Skyrim. I joined the dark brotherhood and got to a quest where you have to kill some argonian by a shipwreck. I get there and notice he's sleeping. I wake him up and give him the "Now I'm gonna kill you" speech. He begs for his life, then goes to sleep

MFW
#13 to #7 - crackedpepper
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(03/09/2014) [-]
when your sleeping quarters are by a shipwreck you tend to give very little in the way of *****
#4 - theannoyingFJguy
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(03/09/2014) [-]
yes, quite realistic
yes, quite realistic
User avatar #29 to #4 - fishercat
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Weird Flying Sabertooth Tiger SKYRIM
#9 - tragicrhapsody
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(03/09/2014) [-]
1 in 2 funnyjunkers are in fact reptiles
#44 to #9 - bbarkz
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(03/10/2014) [-]
the other half are mind reading asians
User avatar #45 to #44 - strangesir
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(03/10/2014) [-]
I thought that joke died in 2013?
User avatar #46 to #9 - strangesir
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(03/10/2014) [-]
*Counting the furries/scalies
User avatar #31 to #9 - mattyjay
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(03/09/2014) [-]
duhh
User avatar #27 to #9 - niggastolemyname
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(03/09/2014) [-]
poll.pollcode.com/29625773

Hmm
lets see then
starthief sticky
User avatar #37 to #27 - hopporto
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(03/09/2014) [-]
More like 1 in 5 arent reptiles
#33 to #27 - newdevyx
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Too intense questions.
User avatar #19 to #9 - galkawhm
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Marsh-friend.
#8 - Yojimbo
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Sleep is for the weak
Sleep is for the weak
User avatar #20 - shaddz
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Important mattress to attend to*
#10 - DJMartin
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(03/09/2014) [-]
****** froze me and went to sleep.
#26 - totalxvampire
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(03/09/2014) [-]
When I was playing skyrim and was sent to kill an argonian by the dark brotherhood when I threatened him he replied with "You'll have to catch me first!" right before he sat down and started drinking.
User avatar #28 to #26 - thunderkrux
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I think he meant, "Catch up" as in he was challenging you to a drinking contest.
#2 - married
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(03/09/2014) [-]
3realistic5me
#25 - triplexrated **User deleted account**
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User avatar #40 to #25 - desacabose
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(03/09/2014) [-]
"Oh god this wasn't water"
User avatar #42 to #25 - hammarhead
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(03/10/2014) [-]
I love this, It's like the guy is wondering' "Dragons? ok, what the **** did i just drink?"