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My boyfriend doesn't let me wear hair extensions ): idk why...

Tags: twitter | tweet | girlfriend

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#4 - internetexplain (12/26/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo give handjobs to another man , like seriously that'd be hella gay and I ain't gay.

#5 to #4 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]

You stupid european two timin, back stabbing motherfuicker

+118

#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo drink. How can she still be thirsty if she already has me?

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#12 to #2 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]

would bang

#35 to #12 - gabikak (12/27/2014) [-]

She's like 10, man

#28 to #2 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]

How dare you say that, hydration is key!
I don't want any of you unless you're water.
Avanger would be disappointed in you.

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#6 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]

These guys sound hella ******* desperate..

#29 to #6 - rgmayhem (12/27/2014) [-]

That car insurance one was funny man.

#18 to #6 - lucariopwnz (12/27/2014) [-]

pretty sure they're jokes...

+24

#9 to #6 - keybladewarrior (12/27/2014) [-]

You're saying that now but these hoes ain't loyal. They would plow any other field at any chance they get.

#19 to #9 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]

Is that...... Roxas as a Gravity Falls character?

#31 to #19 - daix (12/27/2014) [-]

yes

+84

#3 - arikel (12/26/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo have an impact on reality because she's imaginary.

+31

#13 - shreksorcist (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo have candles on the cake because she can just blow me!
No? Ok..

#27 - geeky (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAlowedTo drink. Only thing she swallowing is me.

#26 - ppheadbuttface (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo sleep. Seriously, how am I supposed to know she ain't dreamin' of another man?

#10 - galaxyguy ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo eat. If she hungry, she can have my meat.

#30 - tapeworms (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo exist.

#16 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]

I get these are jokes, but the fact the hashtag even exists is kind of scary.

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#23 to #16 - stalini (12/27/2014) [-]

back to tumblr

#11 - captainprincess (12/27/2014) [-]

Is this a thing?

#32 to #11 - dorfdorfdorf (12/27/2014) [-]

it is indeed a thing, one that's been around for a while, actually. so long, in fact, that they've come up with a special name for it: a joke.

#38 to #32 - captainprincess (12/28/2014) [-]

#17 - imagnetsux (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo be around this guy alone. bitch it's for your own good.

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#14 - stifflimb (12/27/2014) [-]

Worst is seeing most of their names you can almost believe they are douchy enough to mean it.

#21 to #14 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]

Yeah, who te **** uses Zack as a username? What a douche.

#22 - thesaturdaygamerz (12/27/2014) [-]

oooh you dun ****** up now....

XD
Dey gon get ya

#15 - timelordeternal (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo update her status. Tf is worth telling people since you started dating me?

#8 - leprechaunne (12/27/2014) [-]

deahnuh
He thinks you look better without them, it's a compliment

#7 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/27/2014) [-]

#MyGilfriendNotAllowedTo leave my wrist

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#1 - immatakeaduty (12/26/2014) [-]

Maybe he sees it as a commitment issue, extensions are easy and can be removed.

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#34 - bwiedieter (12/27/2014) [-]

I don´t get what this hashtag is about.
Are the users aiming to troll the lightly-triggered tumblr crowd or what?
Or are these jokes with literally no further baclground at all?