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Twitter. My boyfriend doesn't let me wear hair extensions ): idk why.... talk to her father. I' m her daddy now. 11% Faim:: e when i' t Barry iaf sneeze in publ

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User avatar #4 - internetexplain (12/26/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo give handjobs to another man , like seriously that'd be hella gay and I ain't gay.
#5 to #4 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
You stupid european two timin, back stabbing motherfuicker
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo drink. How can she still be thirsty if she already has me?
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo drink. How can she still be thirsty if she already has me?
#12 to #2 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
would bang
#35 to #12 - gabikak (12/27/2014) [-]
She's like 10, man
She's like 10, man
#28 to #2 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
How dare you say that, hydration is key!
I don't want any of you unless you're water.
Avanger would be disappointed in you.
#6 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
These guys sound hella ******* desperate..
User avatar #29 to #6 - rgmayhem (12/27/2014) [-]
That car insurance one was funny man.
#18 to #6 - lucariopwnz (12/27/2014) [-]
pretty sure they're jokes...
#9 to #6 - keybladewarrior (12/27/2014) [-]
You're saying that now but these hoes ain't loyal. They would plow any other field at any chance they get.
You're saying that now but these hoes ain't loyal. They would plow any other field at any chance they get.
User avatar #19 to #9 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Is that...... Roxas as a Gravity Falls character?
User avatar #3 - arikel (12/26/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo have an impact on reality because she's imaginary.
User avatar #13 - shreksorcist (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo have candles on the cake because she can just blow me!
No? Ok..
User avatar #27 - geeky (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAlowedTo drink. Only thing she swallowing is me.
#26 - ppheadbuttface (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo sleep. Seriously, how am I supposed to know she ain't dreamin' of another man?
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo sleep. Seriously, how am I supposed to know she ain't dreamin' of another man?
User avatar #10 - galaxyguy ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo eat. If she hungry, she can have my meat.
#30 - tapeworms (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo exist.
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo exist.
#16 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
I get these are jokes, but the fact the hashtag even exists is kind of scary.
#23 to #16 - stalini (12/27/2014) [-]
back to tumblr
User avatar #11 - captainprincess (12/27/2014) [-]
Is this a thing?
User avatar #32 to #11 - dorfdorfdorf (12/27/2014) [-]
it is indeed a thing, one that's been around for a while, actually. so long, in fact, that they've come up with a special name for it: a joke.
User avatar #17 - imagnetsux (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo be around this guy alone. bitch it's for your own good.
User avatar #14 - stifflimb (12/27/2014) [-]
Worst is seeing most of their names you can almost believe they are douchy enough to mean it.
User avatar #21 to #14 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, who te **** uses Zack as a username? What a douche.
#22 - thesaturdaygamerz (12/27/2014) [-]
oooh you dun ****** up now....

XD
Dey gon get ya
User avatar #15 - timelordeternal (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo update her status. Tf is worth telling people since you started dating me?
User avatar #8 - leprechaunne (12/27/2014) [-]
deahnuh
He thinks you look better without them, it's a compliment
User avatar #7 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGilfriendNotAllowedTo leave my wrist
User avatar #1 - immatakeaduty (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe he sees it as a commitment issue, extensions are easy and can be removed.
#34 - bwiedieter (12/27/2014) [-]
I don´t get what this hashtag is about.
Are the users aiming to troll the lightly-triggered tumblr crowd or what?
Or are these jokes with literally no further baclground at all?
User avatar #36 to #34 - takers (12/27/2014) [-]
I remember when this hashtag was trending and as far as i know it's not tumblr related. There's also one that goes #MyBoyfriendsNotAllowedTo
#37 to #36 - bwiedieter (12/27/2014) [-]
Thanks dude/dudette!
#33 - beroty (12/27/2014) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowed ...   
oh yeah i don't have an girlfriend   
TF no GF
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowed ...
oh yeah i don't have an girlfriend
TF no GF

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