Twitter gold. Not OC but it's gold. 1. This biology lesson: Does it take 18 months for Davine to be born? Or 9? 2. This tragedy: t’ Tweet Bil Whoever said water
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Not OC but it's gold

1. This biology lesson:
Does it take 18 months for Davine
to be born? Or 9?
2. This tragedy:
t’ Tweet Bil
Whoever said waterproofs your
phone,,. **** you
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3. This question:
4. This girl‘! 'wondering:
Did they come up with on " the police
number after 9/ n ? my rariy,
s. This question:
your mom,,,
is mitten a religion?
I' m sick of the Us Government. I' m
moving to California. **** the US.
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11. This declaration of love:
Boys with
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#1 - midothegreat (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i understand you
#9 - ihaveabigpenis (01/15/2014) [-]
The elevater one holy 						****
The elevater one holy ****
#2 - dangertits (01/14/2014) [-]
"Boys with eyes"
#15 - stagger (01/15/2014) [-]
Judgmental cunt.
Next thing you know she'll expect guys need to have mouths or facial expressions.
#29 - thegayman (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Will I never find love?
#5 - dephira (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think if you were born so that you were not yet conscious in 2001, then the 9/11 question is not really that stupid. It just seems stupid to us because we were born early enough to remember that 9-1-1 already existed. You need to realize though that the internet today is filled with people who were born in 2000 or later.
User avatar #3 - chrisel (01/14/2014) [-]
So about the last one you mean, I have a chance?
#22 - thesoulless (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#21 - celebralparsley (01/15/2014) [-]
but how can boys be real if your eyes aren't real?
but how can boys be real if your eyes aren't real?
User avatar #8 - babs (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"text me for my number" could have meant text me on fb, no?
#37 - riayl (01/15/2014) [-]
4 is a real question I've asked myself before, and 8 definitely refers to her previous phone.
4 is a real question I've asked myself before, and 8 definitely refers to her previous phone.
User avatar #14 - bettercaulsaul ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
'Twitter gold'

Half of these aren't even from Twitter
#12 - guu (01/15/2014) [-]
I hate these people. So much.
I hate these people. So much.
#40 - codes (01/15/2014) [-]
Number 9
User avatar #34 - marcury (01/15/2014) [-]
Gas, Grass, or Ass; no one rides for free...
#26 - bodasion (01/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I'm not sure why this is bothering me so much, but example 6 isn't using the word "ultimatum" correctly, and that bothers me about as much as someone saying they'd like to move from the U.S. to California.

And then, just when I thought my jimmies could not be further rustled... I realized that number 6 isn't actually numbered...
User avatar #7 - shadowoflife (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Number 4 sounds pretty legitimate.
#25 - mattdoggy (01/15/2014) [-]
sometimes i think the world would be better if the Nazis had won
User avatar #11 - thenamlessguy (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
As I said last time, #8 can actually not be really ******* dumb.
Because she may still have her old number on an old phone, and her new number on a new phone.
When they text her old phone, she texts back with the number for her new phone.

It's a system so that she can control who gets her new number (and not just post it on facebook where all the creepy guys who added her for the cleavage in her profile pic can see it).
#4 - arkadia (01/14/2014) [-]
No, Patrick.
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