Twitter gold. Not OC but it's gold. 1. This biology lesson: Does it take 18 months for Davine to be born? Or 9? 2. This tragedy: t’ Tweet Bil Whoever said water
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Twitter gold

Not OC but it's gold

1. This biology lesson:
Does it take 18 months for Davine
to be born? Or 9?
2. This tragedy:
t’ Tweet Bil
Whoever said waterproofs your
phone,,. **** you
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3. This question:
4. This girl‘! 'wondering:
Did they come up with on " the police
number after 9/ n ? my rariy,
s. This question:
your mom,,,
is mitten a religion?
I' m sick of the Us Government. I' m
moving to California. **** the US.
T, This person finding their new career path:
till' '.3, hora's ago Mob/ e It
I' m not a bloody one am, if you want a lift t expect money.
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E. Alex' s request
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9. This road trip:
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How far of a drive is it from Miami
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he the dumbest elevator today, It had I button for the bettor I
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11. This declaration of love:
Boys with
21 likes 3 comprende
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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User avatar #43 - isabossfulla (01/15/2014) [-]
I always wondered about question 4. I'm not from America so I have no idea.
User avatar #42 - ihatem (01/15/2014) [-]
Some of these are definitely jokes
#40 - codes ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Number 9
#37 - riayl (01/15/2014) [-]
4 is a real question I've asked myself before, and 8 definitely refers to her previous phone.
4 is a real question I've asked myself before, and 8 definitely refers to her previous phone.
#35 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
8.'s request could be a troll
*Roll picture*
#36 to #35 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
i suck
User avatar #34 - marcury (01/15/2014) [-]
Gas, Grass, or Ass; no one rides for free...
#30 - datfunnyguy (01/15/2014) [-]
time to remove warning labels
#29 - thegayman ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Will I never find love?
#32 to #29 - ebedor (01/15/2014) [-]
This is one of those pics that I save and pray to Zeus that I get an opportunity to use it epically like you have.
User avatar #31 to #29 - muffintime ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Eye don't know
#26 - bodasion (01/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I'm not sure why this is bothering me so much, but example 6 isn't using the word "ultimatum" correctly, and that bothers me about as much as someone saying they'd like to move from the U.S. to California.

And then, just when I thought my jimmies could not be further rustled... I realized that number 6 isn't actually numbered...
#25 - mattdoggy (01/15/2014) [-]
sometimes i think the world would be better if the Nazis had won
#24 - walmartysnextghost (01/15/2014) [-]
so does everybody get off gray color options or is this my just rewards
User avatar #41 to #22 - Bronboa (01/15/2014) [-]
My leg!
#21 - celebralparsley (01/15/2014) [-]
but how can boys be real if your eyes aren't real?
but how can boys be real if your eyes aren't real?
#15 - stagger (01/15/2014) [-]
Judgmental **** .
Next thing you know she'll expect guys need to have mouths or facial expressions.
User avatar #14 - bettercaulsaul ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
'Twitter gold'

Half of these aren't even from Twitter
#12 - guu ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I hate these people. So much.
I hate these people. So much.
User avatar #11 - thenamlessguy (01/15/2014) [-]
As I said last time, #8 can actually not be really ******* dumb.
Because she may still have her old number on an old phone, and her new number on a new phone.
When they text her old phone, she texts back with the number for her new phone.

It's a system so that she can control who gets her new number (and not just post it on facebook where all the creepy guys who added her for the cleavage in her profile pic can see it).
User avatar #13 to #11 - exclamation (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand how this works:
When someone gets a new phone, the old one is deregistered from the carrier. That phone is kept with the owner for them to do as they please with it.
User avatar #44 to #13 - thenamlessguy (01/15/2014) [-]
Like #19 said, she probably switched from something to an iPhone, where (at least where I live) you must have a certain carrier.

It's happened to me like twice when I've switched.
User avatar #19 to #13 - tinglyturtletaint (01/15/2014) [-]
Unless she switched to a new carrier and hasn't canceled the old ones service yet.
#9 - ihaveabigpenis (01/15/2014) [-]
The elevater one holy 						****
The elevater one holy ****
User avatar #8 - babs (01/15/2014) [-]
"text me for my number" could have meant text me on fb, no?
User avatar #39 to #8 - symmiie ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
That would be "message me for the number".
User avatar #18 to #8 - soupkittenagain (01/15/2014) [-]
Or text the number you have for me to reach my old phone so that you may get my new number.
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