I recently hit some guy with my car, but it was really his fault. He just ran out into the road and stood there staring into my headlights with his beady little eyes. ******* asshole was on all fours like some kind of ******* animal. I think he might have had some kind of eating disorder, he was so small and thin.
Wait. That was a deer. I hit a deer.
This is suddenly making a lot more sense in hindsight.
10/10 Intense ab workout from keks. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I had to pause the video multiple times because it was getting downright painful.