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#4 - fezzo (12/15/2015) [-]
>FJ
>Dating women
#22 to #4 - divinexve (12/16/2015) [-]
**divinexve used "*roll picture*"**
**divinexve rolled image**tfw no gf
#55 - crlmsonhazard (12/16/2015) [-]
What are you guys, 9?
What are you guys, 9?
User avatar #121 to #55 - pocketstooheavy (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, you're pretty close. Most FJers are between the ages of 10 and 14.
User avatar #56 to #55 - cuntism (12/16/2015) [-]
inches
#8 - amuzen ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I would date a twin just to be emotionally and romantically involved with another human being.
User avatar #21 to #8 - nyuORlucy (12/16/2015) [-]
i bet you'd have sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation too. and I bet you'd keep the lights off
#120 to #21 - amuzen ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I have to admit that does sound like me...
User avatar #15 to #8 - thechosentroll (12/16/2015) [-]
Kinky.
#71 - denniswilles (12/16/2015) [-]
I'd date a twin. Or y'know, anything.
#33 - numbmind (12/16/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
I'm dating a twin, i fool around with the other twin sometimes...
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User avatar #37 to #36 - theugandanhero (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm a twin and I thought your image wasn't related cause I didn't click the spoiler
#73 to #33 - jasonab (12/16/2015) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
User avatar #41 to #33 - iqequalzero (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh you ****** , I was getting all excited about posting some "things that never happened" response.
User avatar #2 - kingtravis (12/15/2015) [-]
I would date those twins.... even if it was just for 5 minutes.
#142 to #2 - sausagekingofchica (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
Implying that you're not good enough to get a date.




I believe in you, fam.
#12 to #2 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
but they would NEVER date you...
EVER...
Not if hell freezes over.
Not if you are the only man left on the planet and the future of the human race depends on it.
not if your semen had powers to make whichever woman swallows it immortal, filthy rich and the most beautiful bitch on the planet.
because you are that ******* ugly and worthless.
#17 to #12 - schneidend ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
> anon
> calling somebody else ugly and worthless
User avatar #52 to #17 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
That dude is wrong yes, but how does making an account provide one with more worth?
#139 to #52 - thegamepixel (12/16/2015) [-]
Because the thought is that anon has an account but doesn't want the reprecusions that this comment could have. On the contrary, this comment could be thumbed up. This was a risk anon was not willing to take with his account.
User avatar #140 to #139 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Surely that makes his words even more significant?
User avatar #141 to #140 - thegamepixel (12/17/2015) [-]
It just means he can get away with it without damagin his reputation, as this could be trolling and was interpreted as such
#63 to #52 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
that guy is not wrong just annoying
User avatar #64 to #63 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Tell yourself what you want, but it's not enough to have a strong moral compass to attract females you want. You have to have something, be attractive, ambitious, funny, athletic. You can't just be yourself and get what you want. You have to be something extra.
#66 to #64 - thecrayzeeman (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's what the first anon said.
User avatar #69 to #66 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
He made it seem as though people are stuck in their current situation. You have the power to change. Sure it's ******* hard getting up and getting fit if you're out of shape, and need that to be confident, but it's not impossible.
#13 to #12 - tuhuar (12/16/2015) [-]
Damn son, that's real as **** .
#109 to #13 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Only if you choose to let some random **** on the internet tell you what you're like.
#3 to #2 - eminesser (12/15/2015) [-]
implying you would need more than 45 seconds
#6 - verycoolcat (12/15/2015) [-]
Male identical twins can have different dick sizes.
User avatar #14 to #6 - keatontheghostfox (12/16/2015) [-]
How do you know?
#16 to #14 - verycoolcat (12/16/2015) [-]
I once sucked off two identical male twins.
User avatar #18 to #16 - keatontheghostfox (12/16/2015) [-]
At the same time?
#19 to #18 - verycoolcat (12/16/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #20 to #19 - keatontheghostfox (12/16/2015) [-]
Ha gay
User avatar #29 to #19 - toosexyforyou (12/16/2015) [-]
This begs the question, are you a dude or a chick?
#34 to #29 - theydontlikeu (12/16/2015) [-]
irrelevant
User avatar #42 to #34 - toosexyforyou (12/16/2015) [-]
How the **** is it irrelevant? It lets you know whether the twins are gay and also bone each other when they don't have a 3rd wheel or they could both be straight and just enjoy double teaming sloots.
#82 - methylgroup (12/16/2015) [-]
I don't think I could date a twin.

I'd always live in fear that I accidentally got frisky or hit on her sister and didn't realize it.
#98 to #82 - kaiserdjg (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
**kaiserdjg used "*roll picture*"**
**kaiserdjg rolled image**you are at the bar
you are drunk
your gf is a twin wearing a black dress
her sister is also wearing a black dress
you feel up the sisters arse multiple times saying sorry wrong sister
she finally catches on and her 250lb bodybuilder boyfriend flattens you

still worth it
User avatar #99 to #98 - kaiserdjg (12/16/2015) [-]
roll is boyfriend
#84 to #82 - storytimetoday (12/16/2015) [-]
Good grief
#47 - fagnut (12/16/2015) [-]
Things you shouldn't say to the other twin...?
User avatar #103 to #47 - imdan (12/16/2015) [-]
Hi (insert wrong twin name here)
User avatar #48 to #47 - sphincterface (12/16/2015) [-]
"Wait so that wasn't you?"
#85 - marcusvega (12/16/2015) [-]
he knows...
User avatar #110 - catburglarpenis (12/16/2015) [-]
FJ be like "I would date *anyone"
User avatar #96 - krizz (12/16/2015) [-]
twins bodies arent the same ya goof
User avatar #100 to #96 - thediamondhack (12/16/2015) [-]
It depends what kind of twins they are.
User avatar #117 to #100 - sketchE (12/16/2015) [-]
not always. if they are raised the exact same way take up the exact same activities eat the exact same thing and about a million other factors that can effect body type they will be
#59 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#27 - ashedust (12/16/2015) [-]
With photoshop, you can tell how EVERYONE looks naked.
#32 to #27 - virck (12/16/2015) [-]
As much as i wish it were so, you can never tell how someone was cut.....or not cut
#86 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
I'd date a twin. Just not twins. I don't need a second and third opinion on everything.
User avatar #92 - imalex (12/16/2015) [-]
i dated a twin once, unfortunately the other twin looked nothing like her..
User avatar #81 - theJackal (12/16/2015) [-]
Has anyone here actaully dated a twin?
User avatar #94 to #81 - ronyx (12/16/2015) [-]
kek
#114 to #81 - quinchie (12/16/2015) [-]
Yes, currently am.
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#7 - quinchie (12/16/2015) [-]
I currently date a twin and whenever her sister around it becomes total hell because everything she has or does must be better.
#1 - mintpeanutbutter (12/15/2015) [-]
GIF
'Babes Detected!'

"Yep, scouter is working properly."
User avatar #122 - elemenohpe (12/16/2015) [-]
Dated a triplet before. So I've seen all 3 neked

BUUUT they're all hung out in different cliques. they knew everything about the school and it took me too long to realize they were always trash talking someone about something so minuscule...

Family of snakes if you ask me.
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