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#4 - thebluedream (01/05/2016) [-]
I present to you pepofthehill
User avatar #59 to #4 - bottlemonster (01/06/2016) [-]
or mountain chicken
#70 to #4 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah dont say that too quickly in public
User avatar #115 to #70 - recreater (01/06/2016) [-]
I read that, then this, then that again, then this... Now It's hard to breathe... Jolly Good on ya mate!
User avatar #7 to #4 - thebluedream (01/05/2016) [-]
or pepehillofthe
#68 to #7 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
THAT DONT HOW YOU SPELL PETOFILE GOD STUPID
User avatar #6 - Smushy (01/05/2016) [-]
My turtle ate my other turtle. While there was still feeder fish for him to eat. I told my brother that my turtle had to go train with the teenage mutan ninja turtles.
#51 to #6 - rainyeyes (01/06/2016) [-]
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Was your terrarium too small? That's usually what causes fish and other small-pets to eat each other. Fighting for space is more important than eating feeder fish.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Smushy (01/06/2016) [-]
Im sure we didnt. It probably didnt help that the bigger of the 2 and the one that did the acted of cannibalism was actually found in front of my childhood home rather then bought at the store like the smaller one. But we had him for 5 years when he had his murder suicide incident.
#110 to #52 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
You can't just assume that two turtles, especially when you don't know jack **** about onhe of them, won't fight each other just because they are both turtles. Dogs fight each other, many animals fight each other.

It's possible that if you did your research like you should have, you'd have found out about something that maybe could have let you prevent this.

Aquariums are not just a matter of slapping random animals and plants into a glass container and hope that nautre finds a way, you know.
#113 to #110 - Smushy (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean we were just considering the fact that they were both the same species. They belong to my brother not me. Though i was the main care taker because that tank smelled like **** and no one else cared. I in fact cared most about them and they werent even mine. Honestly im sure they were supposed to live longer but I mean it wasnt my pet to begin with. They would have died alot sooner if it wasnt for me.
#125 to #51 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Why all the red thumbs?
#128 to #125 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**It's tradition on FJ to thumb down comments that roll ponies.
#132 to #125 - rainyeyes (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
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I understood the risks when i rolled random pictures.
#10 to #6 - kurbeh (01/05/2016) [-]
Your turtle has issues.
User avatar #12 to #10 - Smushy (01/05/2016) [-]
He died shorty afterwards.
#14 to #12 - adzoh (01/05/2016) [-]
That's probably his biggest issue right now
#3 - izaya ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
So that's why turtles are so chill all the time
#46 to #3 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #21 to #3 - dreygur (01/06/2016) [-]
Dude, swamp turtles aren't chill. They aren't chill at all.
************* want to bite your fingers off at any given opportunity and they won't stop until they're sleeping peacefully with their small rocks. They're even willing to bite each other to get the majority of the food, and **** can get pretty brutal.
#104 to #21 - bagman (01/06/2016) [-]
Snappers too, those ******* are made of rage and dismemberment. Saw one sitting in the road in Ohio once, and everyone knows the unspoken rule there- If there's a turtle in the road and you can move him to safety without being in danger, do it.
That sumbitch would not let me circle around to pick him up from the back. He turned to face me and hissed at every attempt,. Wound up grabbing a 4 foot branch, sticking it his face so he'd clamp onto it, and dragging him off. Good thing I didn't actually try to pick him up, too. ****** must've weighed 40 pounds.
#60 to #3 - goll (01/06/2016) [-]
i think we have experienced different turtles.
User avatar #65 to #60 - thenoahgoesree (01/06/2016) [-]
well yea they didn't get the turtle food so of course they wont be chill
#64 to #60 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Mother of god O_O
User avatar #83 to #15 - strooz (01/06/2016) [-]
Was hoping someone would post stamper THOR CANDY
User avatar #11 - twillight (01/05/2016) [-]
the turtles
User avatar #117 to #11 - vetis (01/06/2016) [-]
You made me laugh like a ******* retard and it hurt my throat.
User avatar #119 to #117 - twillight (01/06/2016) [-]
stamper is a global treasure.
User avatar #19 to #11 - saddlyamuggle (01/05/2016) [-]
This is the video I expected this to be. Thank you for gracing us with stamper, he's a funny ************
#84 - gramarkal (01/06/2016) [-]
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**gramarkal rolled image**i like the background score
#95 to #84 - gentlemenmew (01/06/2016) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #84 - bleachtaire (01/06/2016) [-]
dude what the ****
tomoko best waifu though
#101 to #84 - shaturnex ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
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#107 to #84 - willindor ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
#24 - liamdurf (01/06/2016) [-]
So that food really makes you come out of your shell?
#36 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
that turtle isn't suppose to be full time swimming you know.
no rocks / place for it to bask, kinda shorten it's life.
#76 to #36 - harbingerwolf (01/06/2016) [-]
Exactly, and that water quality tho :/
User avatar #102 - spoperman (01/06/2016) [-]
hankhillofthe
Do you have a basking spot for Turtlebro? Like a floating log or something?
Do you have a UV light in the right spectrum for Turtlebro?

I'm not being full of **** , I've seen so many of these poor turtlebros die because people were unaware of their needs

Other than that, nice Turtlebro
#2 - theokkeli (01/05/2016) [-]
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#112 - slothgamer (01/06/2016) [-]
[10] minutes into turtle food and chill
#20 - drallig (01/06/2016) [-]
so what you listening to there? sounds like vapourwave
#118 to #20 - assholy (01/06/2016) [-]
Sounds like music to me.
User avatar #22 to #20 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
TOPAZ: UP TO YOU (FROM STRATFORD COURT "AMICUS CURIAE" COMPILATION)
#23 to #22 - drallig (01/06/2016) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #72 to #22 - civilizationv (01/06/2016) [-]
my knee grow!!!
User avatar #74 - adunsaveme (01/06/2016) [-]
**** man, clean that tank
and where's its dock? where's the light? diggity damn, what are you doing
#77 to #74 - harbingerwolf (01/06/2016) [-]
^ This.
I mean we cant see the whole tank, but it seems too dark for their to be a light not to mention the water looks a lil naff.
User avatar #79 to #77 - adunsaveme (01/06/2016) [-]
the fact that the glass out of the water looks frosted isn't a great sign either
User avatar #78 to #77 - adunsaveme (01/06/2016) [-]
ikr
I mean, I can't really say my turtles have the best enclosures, but the water is clean, they have light and somewhere to climb even if one of them doesn't leave the water

gotta treat the turds right
User avatar #97 to #78 - harbingerwolf (01/06/2016) [-]
What species do you have btw?
Mines an alligator snapper, Feraligatr :3
Alligators almost never leave the water but i still give him a lump of bog wood just incase.
User avatar #98 to #97 - adunsaveme (01/06/2016) [-]
murray river turtles
the smaller one doesn't leave the water cus he got beat up a lot by the bigger one and now he's a pussy
User avatar #99 to #98 - harbingerwolf (01/06/2016) [-]
Lol, turtles are assholes, i know of some caimen at a local reptile shop kept with some terrapins i think they were, you wouldnt think it but they dont give two ***** , they steal the caimens food from their ******* mouths even.
#8 - lucky (01/05/2016) [-]
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MFW eating turtle food
#103 - elektra (01/06/2016) [-]
I can't express how much I want to shave OP's funny beard and give him a good haircut >.<
#69 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Dont let this faggot alpha male you!
Stamper
#66 - IamPinhead (01/06/2016) [-]
I like the weird **** that makes me worry about your safety and mental health better
User avatar #61 - volcanicdiarrhea (01/06/2016) [-]
I miss my turtle.
I had no room to take her with me after I moved out, so she's still at my parents' house.
#9 - kurbeh (01/05/2016) [-]
I fully expected that joke from Spongebob, where he'd just go "EUUUUUWGH" really loudly.
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