Tumor baby. This guy right here: . intelligences hahahaha you came and of a vagina bisection ttw fen were never born then. Just removed. ouch Happy removal day,
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#9 - supercondor (07/25/2014) [-]
not born of woman......sounds like someone can kill Macbeth.
User avatar #12 to #9 - vorarephilia (07/25/2014) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT beat me by 10 seconds.

webm player doesn't like it for some reason.
#2 - dawnwilliams (07/24/2014) [-]
C-Sec master race
User avatar #38 to #2 - dasbrot ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
yo.
#40 to #2 - gisuar (07/25/2014) [-]
you know that passing through your mothers vagina you get a big chunk of beneficial bacteria and will be healthier/more resistant to getting sick?
User avatar #46 to #40 - sonnyboii ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Is funny, i was C-sec'd and im real healthy
#41 to #40 - dawnwilliams (07/25/2014) [-]
1- I was making a reference to a police force institution in Mass Effect called C-Sec
2- I was too big to be born of a normal birth, it might've killed my mom and it was too painful.
3- I have a ridiculously strong immune system, so strong that I was turned away from getting some vaccine reinforcements when I was a kid because my antibody count was through the roof.
#42 to #41 - gisuar (07/25/2014) [-]
some people are lucky others aren't
User avatar #31 to #2 - toxicovrtake (07/25/2014) [-]
See the primary benefit of a C-section, from a mans point of view at least, it doesn't ruin the vagina afterwards.
User avatar #25 to #2 - levitatingscrotum (07/25/2014) [-]
reporting in
#11 to #2 - lifeanddeath ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Woop Woop.   
 I remember when I first saw this post, It was my birthday, everyone wished me a happy birthday and called me a tumor.   It. Was. Awesome.
Woop Woop.
I remember when I first saw this post, It was my birthday, everyone wished me a happy birthday and called me a tumor. It. Was. Awesome.
User avatar #16 to #2 - mystacheisop (07/25/2014) [-]
Damn right
User avatar #6 - dacrimsonfucker (07/25/2014) [-]
At least my dick didn't touch my mom's vagina, happy accidental incest aniversary
#36 to #6 - anon (07/25/2014) [-]
Hey, faggot, that's my thing to point out to people. You probably read one of my comments where I talked about that.
User avatar #23 to #6 - sharklazers ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Is your penis so small that it didn't touch your mom vagina?

Or do you have a vagina?

If the former, haha you have a small dick

If the latter, haha you had lesbian sex
#29 to #23 - anon (07/25/2014) [-]
He is declaring he was born from a C-Section you 			****		 			****		. Therefore, trying to dis on the ones who came out from the vagina, use your 			*******		 brain
He is declaring he was born from a C-Section you **** **** . Therefore, trying to dis on the ones who came out from the vagina, use your ******* brain
User avatar #30 to #29 - sharklazers ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I realized that 10 minutes after I posted my comment. That's what I get for commenting on FJ at 6 AM
#8 - samoaspider ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
>first day of life
>my dick accidentally touches mom's vagina
>pretend like it never happened and move on
User avatar #10 - vorarephilia (07/25/2014) [-]
At least he can kill Macbeth.
#34 - moocowsz ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm surprised that first guy even touched a vagina when he was born,    
Considering how much of a faggot he is.
I'm surprised that first guy even touched a vagina when he was born,
Considering how much of a faggot he is.
#39 to #34 - faroeseguy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Your gif may be a tad bit broken
#45 to #39 - moocowsz ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 - EdwardNigma (07/25/2014) [-]
On the bright side, I am also a marvel of modern medicine.
User avatar #18 - lazaman (07/25/2014) [-]
I to was a c-section.
9.11 pounds, 22 inches long.
I was a big baby.
And now I'm a big dude.
User avatar #22 to #18 - inquisition (07/25/2014) [-]
f-for you
#24 to #18 - anon (07/25/2014) [-]
BANE?
User avatar #27 to #18 - gamiakguy (07/25/2014) [-]
i was c-section, pre mature by 2 weeks, and 10.4 pounds... im under weight now
User avatar #32 to #27 - toxicovrtake (07/25/2014) [-]
I was going to say "you blew your load, dude", but now after reconsidering the topic, I'm very glad I came to my senses.
#26 to #18 - blazefox (07/25/2014) [-]
9.11 never forget
9.11 never forget
#44 - hashtronaut (07/25/2014) [-]
i was made by flushing armpit hair, snails from the cafeteria, and the tail of the talking dog down the jail cell toilet
#33 - testaburger (07/25/2014) [-]
C-secced kids have ****** guts because their mothers didn't poop on them during birth.
User avatar #28 - lennybrown (07/25/2014) [-]
Its actually less painful for mothers to have a c-sec and safer, some mothers actually use this method on purpose. Am a c-sec (due to medical concerns) and the oldest out of my siblings, the others had normal birth and my mother says that I was the lest painful out of her labors.
#35 to #28 - monkeybotlove (07/25/2014) [-]
That and they get to keep the old Daddy-Pleaser runningn and in good shape.

My Wife got a C-sec, Still gold downstairs.
User avatar #21 - loonquawl (07/25/2014) [-]
My nephew was a c section...
Soon as he's old enough to understand, I'm probably going to tell him he wasn't really born.
User avatar #19 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah? Well at least I didn't destroy my moms vagina, or touch it for that matter!
#14 - anon (07/25/2014) [-]
c section
#15 to #14 - anon (07/25/2014) [-]
for people born the violent cool way, and still allowed to call themselves real men
User avatar #13 - jewsburninindaoven (07/25/2014) [-]
I remember not laughing at this the last time I saw this because I had already seen it too many times to continue laughing. Reposting isn't that bad of a thing as long as you don't repost something that has already been reposted many times
User avatar #7 - gayboard (07/25/2014) [-]
So c-sec babies came into the world tearing open their mother's stomach?

Brutal
User avatar #20 to #7 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
Better than tearing open their mothers vagina
#37 to #7 - monkeybotlove (07/25/2014) [-]
Nah they use ninja swords nowadays.
User avatar #3 - nimba (07/24/2014) [-]
Til Birnam forest come to Dunsinane
User avatar #4 to #3 - Endofzeeworld (07/25/2014) [-]
Despair thy charm,
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother’s womb
Untimely ripped.
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