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apparently you can' t be employed by
the CIA if ypu’ ye ever illegally
downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA
will operate out of the president' s
basement, staffed by four old men
and six guinea pigs
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Submitted: 08/05/2014
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User avatar #1 - jacksipian (08/05/2014) [+] (26 replies)
I've never Illegally downloaded music.
#2 to #1 - hathunger (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - jaevel (08/05/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Does Finding the songs on youtube, and exporting the video into a MP3 Count as Illegally downloading? "Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
#8 to #7 - jaevel (08/05/2014) [-]
Very well..
Very well..
User avatar #5 - theblobble (08/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I dont download music. Listening to them online is enough for me
#48 - ishotthedeputy (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Joke's on them. I downloaded it in incognito mode.
User avatar #19 - doctorproctor ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What if I pour marinara sauce on my records
#42 - spidurman (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#65 - fefe (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
does anyone have the 4chan greentext of this guy watching a video of his younger self eating out his grandma because she put butterscotch candies in her vag?
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User avatar #36 to #34 - mondominiman (08/06/2014) [-]
When you download lil waynes music you only hurt yourself
#56 - jakuhlope (08/06/2014) [-]
I've never done that
I like CDs man...
******* album art and that little booklet and **** come on
User avatar #37 - mondominiman (08/06/2014) [-]
I only buy music from up and coming artists or artists I really really like
User avatar #69 - nagafever (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i used to download music when i was young.... from limewire i've been punished enough
User avatar #64 - kirkbot ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
I've never illegally downloaded anything at all
because in Switzerland it's perfectly legal
#26 - charak (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What If i moved recently to the Washington area, and buy a new pc. I've pirated before and theyll never know
User avatar #22 - samxdaxman (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I buy, but I also pirate. I like to support the artists.
#70 - imtryingmybest (08/06/2014) [-]
than dont tell them you did
User avatar #108 - trollzoll (08/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How would they even find out?
User avatar #110 to #108 - recoveryone (08/06/2014) [-]
They'll ask you. While you're taking a very impressive polygraph that takes a couple of hours. However, this post is false anyway, illegally downloaded, and other "minor offenses", such as speeding tickets and such, do not disqualify you from CIA employment. They only ask that you disclose all information when asked.
User avatar #32 - catburglarpenis (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I knew someone who was a military cop in the U.S. Navy who was interned in a Goddamned Insane Asylum, escaped, and went into the armed forces under a false name. She had the records and photos to prove it and we dated for 6 months.

If the government can't pick up that **** how the **** are they gonna figure out if you pirated the Shrek theme song whenever you were 9 years old?!
User avatar #13 - tonyxx (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm still a dick for pirating, but my rule is I don't get it unless I have a copy on vinyl.
User avatar #11 - psydoc (08/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Or possibly it's not a test of whether or not you've illegally downloaded music, but a test of whether or not you can beat a lie detector test.
User avatar #17 to #11 - ratbag (08/06/2014) [-]
Flexing your anus at the right time can let you lie on a lie detector
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