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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - azraelthemage
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There's no water in Hell.
There's no water in Hell.
User avatar #4 to #2 - mrwalkerfour
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have you been there? no? shut the **** up
User avatar #5 to #4 - huffe
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i have, and no, there ain't no water. only blood
User avatar #6 to #5 - internetexplain
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Destilate the blood into water you ******* plebian.
User avatar #7 to #6 - huffe
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drink it like it is, you vegan
User avatar #8 to #7 - internetexplain
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Blood doesn't even contain **** from animals , but oxygen , salt , sugar and iron which are responsible for it's thickness and color.
#9 to #8 - huffe
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my mistake. carry on
User avatar #10 to #9 - internetexplain
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Think about it m8 , you have Iron in your blood , you and pretty much every mammal.

Nature can be pretty ******* metal at times.
User avatar #21 to #10 - fukkentyranitar
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Iron is also what makes blood red.
#37 to #21 - toguro
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Technically HbO8 is what makes it red (yes Haemoglobin contains iron but Hb on its own is a yellowish colour since there's only 1 iron per a few 1000 amino acids [which can contain up to 20 or so atoms, basically 1 iron per roughly 10,000+ atoms]. It has to be oxidised because HbCO2 is blue hence you have blue blood [deoxygenated blood] in your veins.)
User avatar #86 to #37 - oxidised
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i enjoyed the mention, its not often that happens
User avatar #87 to #86 - toguro
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You're welcome
User avatar #11 to #10 - huffe
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hell is the metalest place, therefore it has blood, and not water
User avatar #12 to #11 - internetexplain
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Hell is gay tho and full of sluts.
I'd rather rape some virgins in heaven.
User avatar #66 to #12 - broswagonist
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This is why you can't go to heaven.
User avatar #67 to #66 - internetexplain
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Hell is a germanic addition to Christianity anyway.
Judaism and Orthodox christianity have no concept of hell.
User avatar #68 to #67 - broswagonist
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Sure, but you still can't into heaven with that attitude.
User avatar #71 to #68 - internetexplain
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Yes I can , Christianity has a gentle and forgiving god , even though we share the same god as Judaism , Judaism has a raging god of wrath that lives to destroy humanity.
Back to the Christian god though , God tolerates every **** we do and accepts us into heaven regardless if you've been a saint all your life or the scourge of humanity; If only I had a chance to go to america to teach that to all these hate preachers.
#77 to #71 - broswagonist
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User avatar #31 to #2 - caradecocou
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There are three rivers, according to some texts: The Styx, the Cocytus and the Acheron
User avatar #35 to #31 - azraelthemage
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The name "Hell" is used in terms of Christain beliefs. The rivers you named are from pagan religions. For example, The River Styx is from Greek mythology It also consists of souls. Not water.
#51 to #35 - kosicandavid
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Nope.... Acheron consists of souls of dead people and this is the river that need to be crossed with Charon on his boat.... Styx river is full of water.... Everybody that bath in Styx became immortal like Achilles....
Nope.... Acheron consists of souls of dead people and this is the river that need to be crossed with Charon on his boat.... Styx river is full of water.... Everybody that bath in Styx became immortal like Achilles....
User avatar #56 to #51 - dorfdorfdorf
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Percy Jackson did not adequately prepare me for this
User avatar #57 to #56 - kosicandavid
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I just love Greek mythology.... Parents were reading my Iliad as a good night stories along with other Greek myths
User avatar #78 to #51 - azraelthemage
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It's still Greek mythology.
User avatar #80 to #35 - caradecocou
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In Paradise lost, and in the divine comedy you can find these rivers. The christian hell is very similar to the hades, escept hell is a torture place with eternal flames
User avatar #81 to #80 - azraelthemage
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Except those were acknowledged as fiction....when they came out...by the church no less.
User avatar #32 to #2 - Nihatclodra
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They'd probably have chemicals for torture, like acid and stuff... So combine the acid with some base and get salt-water.
User avatar #39 to #2 - bomberbib
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What if someones hell is perpetually drowning... isn't is relative?
User avatar #40 to #39 - azraelthemage
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He'd be drowning in his own blood.
User avatar #60 to #40 - phantomi
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Blood has water in it therefore there is water in hell albeit Mixed with other stuff
User avatar #13 to #2 - galaxyguy
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There is water in solid form, aka ice. One of the myriad of punishments includes being frozen inside an icy plain.
This punishment, I believe is reserved for traitors.

Source:
Dante's Divine Comedy
User avatar #17 to #13 - tittylovin
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>Divine Comedy
>Comedy
>self-admitted fiction
>somehow the source of the modern idea of hell in some people's minds
User avatar #19 to #17 - fukkentyranitar
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You got something better?
User avatar #20 to #19 - tittylovin
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Idk, maybe the bible? Surely it has to say something?
User avatar #30 to #20 - nyeeeh
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"CAN'T USE COMEDY BECAUSE IT'S FICTION"
"bible"
#46 to #30 - anon id: dfaad31c
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Congratulations, you can print off five green thumbs and staple them to your fedora to show the world what a special snowflake you are
User avatar #70 to #46 - nyeeeh
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the **** does that even mean
User avatar #22 to #20 - fukkentyranitar
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Everything in the bible is metaphorical really. It focuses more on worldly plagues and wrath than "burning in hell".
User avatar #23 to #22 - tittylovin
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So what does it say? Anything?
User avatar #24 to #23 - fukkentyranitar
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bible.org/article/what-bible-says-about-hell
I'd try to explain, but I'd be typing all day.
User avatar #25 to #24 - tittylovin
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So it is fire and brimstone. Fun.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fukkentyranitar
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Don't forget the lakes of burning sulfur.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tittylovin
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Better bring floaties if you want to go swimming.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fukkentyranitar
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And sun screen. Maybe a gas mask or two.
User avatar #45 to #17 - franklyimaperson
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Regardless of it being history's first true evidence of self insert fanfiction, it is the basis for what people think the christian hell would be like, you got to give it that
User avatar #18 to #17 - galaxyguy
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Better than nothing.
User avatar #43 to #13 - Sethorein
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I appreciate that in the middle ages, that **** was considered funny.
#33 to #2 - omegadynasty
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#1 - jacksipian
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I don't know if anyone wants it, but here you go.
#53 - gtocforyou
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**gtocforyou rolls 33**
User avatar #61 to #53 - citizenofnecrocity
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**citizenofnecrocity rolls 05** Hello fellow Hellspawn.
User avatar #62 to #61 - citizenofnecrocity
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Daddy never liked me...
#79 to #53 - azraelthemage
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**azraelthemage rolls 643**
User avatar #59 to #53 - phantomi
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Behold the child of Lucifer!
#64 to #53 - clavatninenine
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That settles it...

Satan is the Roll God.
User avatar #76 to #64 - niggastolemyname
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****************** rolls 581** There is no roll god but stan.
#54 to #53 - gtocforyou
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#14 - GEARBOY
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:3
:3
#36 to #14 - shambizzle
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What is this? It is very cute I must know where it is from.
#42 to #36 - GEARBOY
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Puchimas!: Petit iDOLM@STER
#47 to #42 - shambizzle
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I thought as much, I'd seen them before and I should really watch this show.
#38 to #14 - mexikaner
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i request the source
User avatar #52 to #14 - minntas
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Watch out for the headhumpers, Gordon
#65 to #52 - screamingdemon
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#34 - procrasturbate
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#16 - finblob
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User avatar #49 to #16 - zarallyn
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***** dats Kawaii
User avatar #74 to #49 - animeiscancer
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Kawaii =/= Gay
User avatar #85 to #74 - cirruss
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What Are You Gay?... Yeah ^_^
#82 to #74 - zarallyn
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I didn't say it was gay
User avatar #83 to #82 - animeiscancer
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But it is.
#44 - supercookieduster
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#29 - fandomsexual
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Comment Picture
User avatar #48 to #29 - lemurlemur
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is that jacob?
User avatar #84 to #48 - fandomsexual
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Who?
#50 - thatgirlonfire
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#3 - Sworley
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must of had a long night of working out
must of had a long night of working out
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