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apparently you can' t be employed by
the CIA if yeu’ ye ever illegally
downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA
will operate out of the president' s
basement, staffed by four old men
and six guinea pigs
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#8 - walmartysnextghost (03/30/2014) [+] (23 replies)
I have actually never illegally downloaded music
#10 to #8 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
The lie detector determined that was a lie.
#1 - faimbot (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And I walked out the office, dismayed, disgruntled, but more than anything, disappointed. In myself. I knew from the beginning he would be the end of me.

HE, would ruin me. His ridiculous grasp on my life. The house of cards came crumbling down, the moment that binder opened, and there he was, looking at me, his picture dominating the entire page.

I felt his control, his smug approval of the events that would unfold, but then I felt nothing, emptiness, a hollow reminder that i was but a pawn in a much larger plan.

I was defeated. I hated him, but I loved him, he brought me joy when I was blue, and completed me when i was broken. However now I had to let him go, either way, he was done for, and i was done with him.

**** you, Elton John, and **** Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, I could have been a secret agent, you serene-sounding ass wagon!!
#3 - pappathethird (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Don't underestimate the power of guinea pigs
Don't underestimate the power of guinea pigs
#9 - shamrockbandit (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think I could live with that.
#5 - include (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#50 to #43 - corso (03/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - aximil (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#22 - hitbyadriveby (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait..... Does this mean they already know?!!!
Wait..... Does this mean they already know?!!!
#67 - yuukoku (03/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Different departments of the U.S. government have different hiring policies. There's a lot of departments, so there's a lot of different opinions on the unlawful downloading of data that go into the hiring policies of every department. As I've heard, the Central Intelligence Agency is much more open to people who know their way around computers. Being able to download files is a pretty basic ability for any computer junkie, so if you don't know how to do that and still apply for a job involving computers, you're going to be banking on any other skills you have for being hired.

There are multiple positions within the CIA, which means that having downloaded files illegally may or may not be frowned upon depending on where you apply to go. For the most part, though, I'm sure they'd frown upon it, but take into consideration that you know your way around a computer.
User avatar #72 - yaboybtrue (03/31/2014) [-]
I illegally download everything.
User avatar #48 - vatra (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If you've ever been caught* illegally downloading music.
User avatar #117 - Kazseppi (03/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I haven't downloaded any music illegally, I have like 1000 songs on my phone I got on Amazon MP3 and that's it. I've never downloaded anything illegal really. I think it's generally a bad idea to do illegal things. But that's just me.
#122 to #120 - hashtronaut (03/31/2014) [-]
might as well go full monty
#66 - kcwsooners ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**   
What I've illegally downloaded.
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What I've illegally downloaded.
User avatar #70 to #66 - dehnoobshow (03/31/2014) [-]
Illegally downloading news? Now that's gangsta as **** .
User avatar #33 - gigamuffin (03/30/2014) [-]
I have never illegally downloaded music. But i did download lots and lots of porn.
#77 - bakagaijin (03/31/2014) [-]
how the **** does crap like this make it to the front page??? **** it, im gonna go back to 9gag
#40 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I buy music when the song I want comes from a band that isn't really well known.
For example, I'd download an Avenged Sevenfold or System of a Down song, but I've bought songs from Chaotica and Fit For Rivals.
#113 - levitatingscrotum ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
**levitatingscrotum rolled image** Pff, casuals. Look at what I downloaded illegaly.
#78 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** guess no one on this site is getting on to the CIA
#100 to #78 - tacticalbacon (03/31/2014) [-]
with images like that on it? no wonder!
User avatar #73 - Lintutu (03/31/2014) [-]
good thing i never want to work for the CIA
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