catch me in drinkin out the faucet em I' m tee embarassed
ask mom where the cups are
just a sack of erg that cares far tee much what other eagan sacks
She tweed me', "Your adorable,"
I replied: "No, YOU' RE adorable,"
Now she thinks I like her, All I did was printout .
I anytime a guy says "that' s what she said" always reply with "not yeu"
A pread new dad sits dawn have a drink with
Well sen, now thatfrom' geta kid ,
I think it' s time give yeu this"
Dad, yeu don' t mea n-"
Yes sen, I ""' Oad pulls of tee: Dad
Dad... I' m honoured-'', he says, tears sparkling in his
Hi he neared", replies his father. Tm dad'',
step these pests
In uee T I' D paua HOE:
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE
AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO "SANTA BUDDY"
HUI LAU GHQGN so HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
yeu know what' s eell
when yeu' re m used a certain persoon' service thatyou can imagine
them saying anything even ofthe persin has neverland that before
rehire ifyou ARE gay, ifyou SUPPORT gays, er ifyou like OPEN
people' s WINDOWS in the middle ofthe NIGHT and put DOZENS of
GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let' s shew the werld that there' s a 1 in 3
chance that we' re kind ma dangerous persin be around.
I I' m made of Sarcasm and sexual
maybe it was god telling yeu yeu
he picked yeu
I think yeu chord with the Iird
FUCK YOU THAT WAS
GOING TO HUNT YOU
DOWN AND SKIN YOU
ALIVE IVE GOT MY
TRACKER ON THE
CASE RIGHT NOW
calm dawn man
well that escalated quickly
there are we types of people
this is all the same persin
I' m . I like acting like I enjoy being choked during sexiest as
much asthe next sixteen year old girl whe has a Manet