Tumblr plays DnD. . Pstart up campaign. Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this kingdom'?" answer, “Ne, marriage is mostly fer alliance, children, and the Tumblr plays DnD Pstart up campaign Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this kingdom'?" answer “Ne is mostly fer alliance children and the
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Pstart up campaign.
Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this kingdom'?"
answer, “Ne, marriage is mostly fer alliance, children, and the deary. But we' ll say hetrosexuality is cholera-"
character immediately sets off en a quest m overthrew the king, usurp the throne (despite lack cf claim) and insists gay marriage.
of party gets dragged alang, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing lich es.
him a gem spot despite thinking this is the mast retarded premise fer a campaign ever.
Paarty can' t drum up enaugh support fer pmag marriage rebels, they try find support fer democracy.
I ' m threw them a hens and let them start a war fer democracy.
cut [r] 'JIM, -hhol Append the whale campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually net a bad campaign.
Dplayer gets name president and makes her first act m legalize gay mannage.
mks she' s signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire tawn is massacre by an army cf undead soldiers.
What the fuck, !"
3-“ I teld mu full well that you had kill that lich befire he completes the ritual and ushers in an age cf elem darkness., Appa bently, mu draught gay marriage was mere important than net
getting killed by an army cf zambies and skeletons."
GGOOD END, in my beck
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#4 - Sworley
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see that was their own mistake for self righteously trying to apply current problems. we already have thousands of plans for zombie invasions, thats why we can talk about gay marriage.
User avatar #99 to #4 - klina
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You're not #1 without good reason, I'll give ya that.
User avatar #14 - HailtotheKing
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Alright, here is my Tumblr tabletop story.

Last year I put together this game with a few of my friends. Small group of just four people to play Pathfinder; me as the DM, a guy named Frank as our tank who rolled a barbarian, Adolfo who played as a caster/DPS, and Olivia who played as a ranger. All super cool people but if you have ever tried to set up a tabletop game before you know that it attracts trendy nerds like moths to a flame. So, what was supose to be a small game of just three PCs turned into a ************ of people wanting to seem geeky by playing D&D. At one point we had nine people who I only barely knew that showed up because they wanted to say they actually once played some form of tabletop. Most of these people dropped out after the first week but one girl stayed. I will call her Mel.

Mel used Tumblr. She used Tumblr a LOT. She was the typical Tumblrette who was a feminist, supported all those sexual labels, tried to fight the patriarchy, ect. On top of that she was over weight, constantly dressed/dyed her hair in a way that would try to get attention, and had a voice that made Golbert Gottfrieds sound like a chorus of heavenly angels. Mel was awful, inside and out, but I try to never turn anyone away from my table top games so when she showed up for out second session I happily found a place for her in the campaign.

She wanted to be a cleric healer so I handed her a character sheet and gave her all the reading material; told her to find a good mix of class and race that she liked then to pick a deity to call upon for her magical abilities. While she was doing that I helped a few other people figure out who they wanted to be and found little sections where they could pop into the plot. At the end of the night I had about seven character sheets of seven different PCs that I had to look over to make sure everything was balanced. Nearly everyone was fine except for Mels. Hers was a ******* train wreck.

I'l continue in a reply.
User avatar #145 to #14 - Lainge
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Such an obviously made up story and you come off as a gigantic douchebag in the end. And yet FJ eats it up.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing
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Nothing was filled out on her character sheet sans her name ("Goddess Lightbringer") and no stats were rolled. I was so confused by all of this I text her and ask her if there was some kind of problem. This was how the chain went.

"Hey Mel, I saw that you really didn't have anything on your sheet. Was it confusing or something?"
"No, I just didn't see the point in putting any of it down."
"Uh, I mean its all pretty important. Like, you don't have any stats which means I have no idea how strong/smart/fast your character is."
"Why do you have to assign numbers to that?"
"What?"
"It seems like such a silly thing to put numbers on. Like, real humans can't be measured in numbers like that."
"This isn't real life. This is Pathfinder. The first thing you are going to fight is a bear with the head of an owl. It's fantasy escapism, not real life."
"Whatever. I'll just fill all that in next session."

I'm a bit angry now. This should really be the simplest thing you do as a PC, you are just creating a character and putting their details on paper. But I figure Mel is new and she just doesn't understand how this stuff works so I'll help her out on the next session.

About a week passes and we all meet again. This time there is only five folks; me, Frank, Adolfo, Olivia, Mel, and this guy named Jon who wanted to be an assassin. First thing I do is sit down with Mel while everyone else tells Jon what the plot is so far. I tell Mel that she has to roll and she reluctantly agrees, along with a race and class. I roll for her and start writing down all her stats, she has pretty good numbers (Most in the upper teens) and they all fit in the style of a healer. IE low strength, high wisdom, low dexterity, high intelligence. Just as I'm about to actually finalize something she takes my pen away and with the smuggest grin ever says

"Oh, I just need to change some things."

Once again, I'll continue in a reply.
User avatar #19 to #15 - HailtotheKing
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Mel begins to raise every single number of every stat until she is the strongest, fastest, smartest healer than ever walked the planet. At level one. So I take back my pencil and tell her in the nicest was I can that she can't just alter her stats.
"Mel, you can't just do that. Your stats are set by luck, not by yourself."
"Why can't I?"
"Because otherwise you are going to be overpowered and the the game won't be fun for anyone else."
"But-"
"Your strength and health are higher than Frank's, your dexterity is higher than Adolfo's, your charisma is higher than Olivia's, and you are the lowest possible level. We have a tank, a combat caster, a DPS, and now a rouge. Just be a healer and rely on the rest of your team to fill the other rolls."
"This is because my character is a girl, isn't it!?"

I went silent for a bit. Partially from shock, partially from rage, partially from confusion, but mostly because I was holding back my hand so I didn't smack her. No, this was not because Mel was playing a female character, this was because I don't want a broken game. But just as I was about to chew this bitch up and spit her out and idea pops into my head.

"You know what Mel? Sure. You write in your own stats. When you are done give them to me and I'll fit you into the story."

I leave her alone and rejoin the group. They are all just looking at me confused and enraged but as they attempt to collect their thoughts I bring out my monster manual. I find a few lower level things for the rest of the party to fight (goblins, skeletons, kobalts for later in the night, basic stuff that you find at the beginning of any RPG.) but then I find monsters for only Mel to fight. Big giant **** off monsters. Poison monsters. Goring monsters. Fire breathing monsters. Annoying things to throw at her. DMs like to call these "Meat Grinders" and they are for problem players that like to cause trouble. I had my collection of evil things and Mel rejoined us back on the table.

I'll reply again.
User avatar #20 to #19 - HailtotheKing
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Now, you should know something. I'm not a harsh DM. I'm very fair when it comes to difficulty curves and monster levels, I don't throw anything too bad at PCs when they are just starting especially if they don't know how to play. I don't hold their hand but I also don't bully them. That is unless they are a problem player. And I had one of those in my team right now.

Mel hands me her character sheet and it's as broken as you expect it to be. The highest everything of everyone in the game. With a lucky roll she could probably break down the door of a castle, sneak past all the guards, and charm the pants off of the king all in the same turn. So, with a giant **** eating grin on my face I tell her to sit down and give them the scenario.

Through one way or another they have all ended up on the outskirts of a small town that has a goblin infestation. They little creatures have been stealing food, killing animals, assaulting the citizens, and just causing general mischief for everyone. It's the PCs job to find the root of the problem and destroy it. With a lead from the bartender they tracked down the source of the goblins to an abandoned mine shaft and as they approach three little half-level monsters pop out wanting to fight. This is how the battle goes.

Frank: I step in front of the rest of the group and block the Goblins from getting any closer.
Adolfo: I clap my hands together and begin to cast a fireball spell.
Olivia: I pull an arrow from my quiver, notch it, and aim at the goblin on the left.
Jon: I grab my daggers and attempt to sneak around them.
Mel: I step in front of Frank and cast a level 4 shield around the entire group!

Mind you, a level four sheild can resist and insane amount of damage and can usually only be cast by someone who is level 15 and above. The rest of the group is not happy.

Continued in a reply.
User avatar #23 to #20 - HailtotheKing
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Mel alone destroys the goblins and gets a small amount of experiance. The group grovels and shuffles annoyed into the mine shaft. They encounter a few more groups and Mel eats them all. No one else has taken or received and damage at this point besides her and no one has any experiance. They get down to the main cavern and finally see the source of what has been causing the rise of the goblin population. There, at the back corner of the cave, stands a ten foot tall dire goblin staring the group down. He rushes over to Mel (who now thinks she is the team leader) and screams at her.

"So you're the one who has been killing all my brothers and sisters! I will rip the meat from your bones and use it to feed the next generation!"

Mel, completely unfazed by this, attempts to cast her insane shield but the dire goblin gets too close too quick.

"What! That isn't fair, I can cast my spell as-" I had to cut her off.

"The mighty dire goblin stands over you and smirks. The rest of his 'brothers and sisters' surround you completely ignoring the rest of the group and calling for your blood. Which the dire goblin is happy to provide."

"I cast another shield!"

"You manage to cast a shield with the goblin king inside. He laughs and back hands you as hard as he can. Your face is pressed against your magical barrier and stunned for one turn."

She is getting red in the face now. Embarrassed that her "plan" has failed and now slowly becoming frustrated. She attempts to fight back but its pretty much no use.

"I try to stab him with my dagger!" It breaks against his skin.
"I thrust my wand in his eye!" You miss and it breaks off in his teeth.
"I punch him!" Your bones shatter to dust against his rock hard skin.

finally I think she just gave up and said "Fine, be like that and kill me". But I wasn't that nice. She tried to **** my game, now I'm going to **** her right back.

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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing
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"The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slices the fabric holding your armor together. It falls to the ground and you dangle there unprotected. He cuts the belt from your trousers, your shift straps, and rips off any other scrap you have left on you. You hand from his callused fingers completely naked with only your shoes covering any skin."

Everyone was just looking as me awe struck, especially Mel who had finally shut up with the first time that night.

"The goblin turns his head and calls to the rest of his family: 'how long has it been since we've had a good breading girl! This one looks nice and strong, she can probably take it!' He tosses you back to a crowd of two dozen goblins and they carry you off to the mines beneath. You are now serve as their slave, maid, and whore who occasionally pops out a new goblin baby for the rest of the pack. But don't worry, you're nice and strong after all. You can take it."

The rest of the group got EXP and loot. They were all happy. Mel left the group and I never heard from her again.
User avatar #25 to #24 - vortexrain
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I love you.
#27 to #24 - gangsterish
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Gr8 story m8
Gr8 story m8
User avatar #34 to #24 - jakuhlope
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Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#45 to #34 - santyclause
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I hope this will serve well
#49 to #45 - jakuhlope
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Danke Schon!
#64 to #34 - dogziller
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here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a ******* photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 to #64 - deathstare
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1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 to #92 - dogziller
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damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#26 to #24 - krasnogvardiech
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Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get **** done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as **** for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 to #26 - HailtotheKing
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You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that ****, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that **** in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
#39 to #28 - Shmooglavoue
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Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 to #28 - krasnogvardiech
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Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #74 to #28 - nuclearkitteh
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This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 to #74 - anon id: dac7a221
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There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 to #74 - HailtotheKing
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I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#82 to #24 - froggernaught
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100/5 got rekt
User avatar #58 to #24 - applesdontpee
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this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#163 to #24 - anon id: dac7a221
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This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a ****** thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 to #163 - HailtotheKing
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I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 to #24 - bemmo
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Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 to #24 - xfishy
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Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
User avatar #132 to #24 - BerryLicious
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I love it!
#128 to #24 - pachecodos
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I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#75 to #24 - afrogeist
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Beautiful story m8
Beautiful story m8
#40 to #24 - anon id: 1ba93661
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A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
#31 - phudgepacker
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MFW i dont play Basements and Dinosaurs
#111 to #31 - francisyorkmorgan
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"Basements & Dinosaurs"
User avatar #56 to #31 - duvallwhitey
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Funniest comment in my opinion
User avatar #18 - OOOnelsonOOO
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First Time as DM and the guys were trying to get info from a merchant about the towns problem (Plan was to have a dragon stealing sheep, and when they got there it was a wurm nest and ....... anyways)

Text styles to indicate character. Wizard player. Elf Player Merchant/Me

Hello adventurers, would you care to buy anything for your travels?
I cast a spell to make his backpack smell like strawberries. (Rolls 19)
I want some strawberries.
Sorry sir, it is the middle of winter, they are not in season, and I have none to sell.
I can smell them.
Odd, I too smell them <checks bag>
While he's checking his bag, I want to soil his pants. And make them smell like piss. (rolls a 18)
Embarrassed, the merchant tries to hind the wetness, and excuses himself behind his stall.
Did you just ******* piss yourself?
No, I seem to have split and ointment from my bag on myself.
I want to cast an enchantment on him to make him my slave. (rolls 1)

The merchant grows to be four times his original height and starts attacking

****.
User avatar #68 to #18 - nuclearkitteh
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That wizard is kind of a dick.
User avatar #72 to #68 - OOOnelsonOOO
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It's now a running joke, that when he's the DM, everything smells like strawberries.
User avatar #37 to #18 - warzon
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a giant, piss smelling, strawberry smelling titan attacks.


Lost my ******* ****.
#55 - tomthehippie
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&gt;Playing as a monk who lives in the windy village   
&gt;holy magic and a gun, cause every monk needs to shoot a bitch every so often   
&gt;wears nothing but a trenchcoat.   
&gt;NOTHING. And lives in the windy village   
&gt;we might have been smoking weed on this campaign   
&gt;fighting Dark Elves in the entrance to a cave right after sundown   
&gt;gust of wind   
&gt;flashes my junk at the Dark Elves   
&gt;argue with DM I should be able to roll for distraction sense they are lead by a High Priestess   
&gt;DM says if I roll anything less than a 17 she'll rip my junk off with her whip.   
&gt;challenge accepted   
&gt;roll a 17   
&gt;mfw Dark Elf High Priestess takes an arrow to the eye because she she was too busy staring at my junk  doctor is DM, FJ is co players and I am 4chan
>Playing as a monk who lives in the windy village
>holy magic and a gun, cause every monk needs to shoot a bitch every so often
>wears nothing but a trenchcoat.
>NOTHING. And lives in the windy village
>we might have been smoking weed on this campaign
>fighting Dark Elves in the entrance to a cave right after sundown
>gust of wind
>flashes my junk at the Dark Elves
>argue with DM I should be able to roll for distraction sense they are lead by a High Priestess
>DM says if I roll anything less than a 17 she'll rip my junk off with her whip.
>challenge accepted
>roll a 17
>mfw Dark Elf High Priestess takes an arrow to the eye because she she was too busy staring at my junk doctor is DM, FJ is co players and I am 4chan
#1 - onewithpokerface
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this is a good post.
if nothing else, have a seal for your efforts.
#43 - MrDeadiron
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>Get caught in elf village with party because I ****** the the mayors wife
>Try to talk my way out of it but our Golem goes ape **** and starts choke slamming people
>Fight ensues
>I start wrestling with mayor in an attempt to suplex him
>Elf mayor is aroused
>I roll for penetration
>20
>The force of my penetration causes him to explode
>DM claims it's because of air pockets
User avatar #48 to #43 - priestoftheoldones
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I summoned a pug and it smited people. Was great.
#17 - krasnogvardiech
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I do declare it is storytime, FJ.

This be the only recorded 2 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment.
User avatar #32 to #17 - greyhoundfd
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This man kills psionics. A glorious work.

I can find the original Henderson if you want it.
User avatar #83 to #32 - krasnogvardiech
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If you so desire.
#155 to #83 - greyhoundfd
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It's a big one, and it starts after a couple posts.
User avatar #156 to #155 - krasnogvardiech
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I've got pretty much all of it. Post and I'll fill in whatever I might be missing.
User avatar #157 to #156 - greyhoundfd
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Do you have the one I just posted, the yacht theft, and the final skating arena thing?
User avatar #158 to #157 - krasnogvardiech
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Yep.

Do you have The Tanker Truck Incident?
#159 to #158 - greyhoundfd
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That was part of the yacht one. Posting.
#160 to #159 - krasnogvardiech
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Your picture is **** and you should feel ****.
#162 to #160 - krasnogvardiech
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Same picture, **** quality, better resolution.
Iunno what happened.
User avatar #85 to #17 - metalheadtildeath
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****** gm. any good gm would have accepted defeat and moved on.
User avatar #134 to #85 - admiralen
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well, he did mention that it was an entire group of that guys (except for the tribal shaman dude)
User avatar #41 to #17 - jakuhlope
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Can someone give me a vocab list for this post
BBEG etc
User avatar #46 to #41 - psykobear
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BBEG = Big Bad Evil Guy, or the main villain
Psionics = Mind magic, like the force, but does more firey stuff and mind *******. I don't really like it.
Minmax = Making an overly powerful character by putting absolutely no effort into skills/abilities you don't use, even making them lower to the point of retardation (I.E. Giving a fighter 6 intelligence, wisdom, and charisma to have 20 strength, dexterity, and constitution. Min maxing)
Spellcraft = A skill to determine what kind of magic was just casted or is currently in effect
IC/OOC = In Character/Out Of Character
Polymorph = Turn into an animal
Any other terms, let me know.
#50 to #46 - jakuhlope
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Nope that's pretty much it, thanks bud
Nope that's pretty much it, thanks bud
User avatar #89 to #46 - kandazz
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WASP ethics? UMD rogue?
User avatar #91 to #89 - psykobear
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UMD is short for Use Magic Device, a skill that comes into play when a player who is not an arcane caster tries to use an arcane wand, staff, or the like, or when a player who is not a divine caster tries to do the same with a divine instrument. He was gonna make a Rogue who has the ability to use wands and the like easily.

WASP ethics isn't really a DnD term. WASP is a derogatory term for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. I'm assuming he means that the character acted like a stuck-up rich white bitch.
User avatar #90 to #89 - kandazz
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DARVO-ing...
User avatar #53 to #41 - Stamyham
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BBEG=big bad evil guy
Retcon= Retroactive continuity, which basically rewrites the rules after the fact.
Uhm. I can't remember any others. Ask and I'll answer.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jakuhlope
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I knew Retcon from comics (as in Marvel etc)
thanks though!
#62 - megayoming
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&gt;be me after 4 weeks of playing DnD its a long campaign man   
&gt;Playing as a armless Mage using Pure arcane magic as my arms.   
&gt;Party consists of mostly warriors and one healer   
&gt;playing a dangerous game with a horde of sex crazed demons.   
&gt;our only healer gets caught up in a spell from one of the demons   
&gt; &quot;Used my arms to infuse a few of the demons as mindless slaves&quot;   
&gt;mfw i rolled a critical and now had 500 Demons as my personal guard no arms tho.   
&gt;Healer was hit with Spell of transformation turned demon he was also possessed.   
&gt;Released healer from Servitude.   
&gt;Group now **** pissed furious because one of the demons has a spellbook   
&gt;I divide the loot but keep the spellbook spell of &quot;Domination&quot;   
&gt;I use it to control the demons roll is good. then i get my arms back.   
&gt;I am now Armless Mage the Roller of Arms.
>be me after 4 weeks of playing DnD its a long campaign man
>Playing as a armless Mage using Pure arcane magic as my arms.
>Party consists of mostly warriors and one healer
>playing a dangerous game with a horde of sex crazed demons.
>our only healer gets caught up in a spell from one of the demons
> "Used my arms to infuse a few of the demons as mindless slaves"
>mfw i rolled a critical and now had 500 Demons as my personal guard no arms tho.
>Healer was hit with Spell of transformation turned demon he was also possessed.
>Released healer from Servitude.
>Group now **** pissed furious because one of the demons has a spellbook
>I divide the loot but keep the spellbook spell of "Domination"
>I use it to control the demons roll is good. then i get my arms back.
>I am now Armless Mage the Roller of Arms.
User avatar #139 to #62 - arstya
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I wish the dice didn't hate me. Maybe then I could get some **** like that to happen to me.

I'm just the shadow cancer man (shade) using ninja skills and a kusarigama...and failing literally every stealth roll. I almost got gobbled up by a jelly cube.
User avatar #16 - badgerbaiting
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Does anyone have that story about the feminazi who killed off all men in a game of DnD?
#21 to #16 - psykojet
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This one?
User avatar #121 to #21 - badgerbaiting
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Thank you.
User avatar #112 to #21 - bronynexgen
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Perfect.