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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the Ems
You know you' re lesbian when: You put your finger in it
instead
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GADD
what the tuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and
whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it
Then there is this person A
you perfect human being)
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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User avatar #1 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
what is it?
User avatar #4 to #1 - deezknuts (08/10/2014) [-]
they call it "tumblr"

#8 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I didn't put my penis in this
#6 - frankjeager ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight  fingers, that's what I used it for
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight fingers, that's what I used it for
User avatar #5 - lurifax ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I did the same thing
#9 to #5 - klick (08/10/2014) [-]
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#15 - creepyfapper (08/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I was 12 when i had one, so i didn't put my dick in it. starting to realize my mistake now.
#20 - TrickyAngel (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's called a water snake, and it is basically a tube of thin plastic filled with coloured water and decorations. It's only purpose was to be held in one hand and swished from side to side (which looks alot like jerking off) Video here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlMY-w9wkl4
#27 - fandomsexual (08/10/2014) [-]
When I was a slightly more innocent kid, I'd take mine with me sometimes when we went out.   
   
I found that it embarrassed  a lot of the men, and sometimes the women when I played with it, which was the main appeal for me.  After my mother explaining why, I did it even more, which she found hilarious.   
   
Good times...
When I was a slightly more innocent kid, I'd take mine with me sometimes when we went out.

I found that it embarrassed a lot of the men, and sometimes the women when I played with it, which was the main appeal for me. After my mother explaining why, I did it even more, which she found hilarious.

Good times...
User avatar #10 - lotengo (08/10/2014) [-]
i dont know what that is
#72 - disasterbater (08/11/2014) [-]
i remember putting my dick in this
i remember putting my dick in this
User avatar #50 - huzibizi (08/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
what is it
User avatar #67 to #59 - lyiat (08/11/2014) [-]
Children's toy. Especially for teething toddlers who bite everything. Let it chill in the fridge for a little while, gentle on their gums and helps a little with the pain.
User avatar #32 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What does it mean if I had one of these while going through puberty, but never had the idea to stick my dick in it???
User avatar #24 - eddymolly (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think the "Lesbian" picture is a gif of the credits for Lesbian Vampire Killers, though I may be wrong. Just looks similar.

Anyone got any ideas?
User avatar #37 - idoliam (08/10/2014) [-]
What does it mean when you bury it in the sandbox at the park as hidden treasure?
User avatar #25 - neokun (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I now realize the potential I have missed out on those things. What are they called?
#13 - unidfeel (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
where can i get one of these?
User avatar #12 - adrilazzaro (08/10/2014) [-]
no im really confused as a non westerner, what is that?
#7 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How do you put your fingers in both ends and whirl it around??
#3 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Inb4 killjoying FJ bitching because "hurr durr tumblr is bad", this ***** funny.
User avatar #2 - moonmunk ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I did both so... that's good.
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