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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the Ems
You know you' re lesbian when: You put your finger in it
instead
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GADD
what the tuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and
whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it
Then there is this person A
you perfect human being)
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - hellomynameisbill
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(08/10/2014) [-]
what is it?
#14 to #1 - flyingvivo
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#18 to #14 - anon id: 2c4b0e37
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ur a faget
#17 to #1 - firehydrant
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(08/10/2014) [-]
Boku No Pico De Gallo
User avatar #45 to #17 - popnotes
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(08/10/2014) [-]
****, that looks delicious.

Not the food, though. Not big on raw onion or chopped tomato.
User avatar #4 to #1 - deezknuts
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they call it "tumblr"

#16 to #4 - theowerdawg
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Comment Picture
#8 - mattdoggy
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I didn't put my penis in this
User avatar #76 to #8 - icameforthepron
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I never owned one personally so I couldn't
User avatar #48 to #8 - zomitlu
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(08/10/2014) [-]
I never did cause I was retarded

I've been looking for the one I had ever since
#23 to #8 - froggets
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I actually never put my penis in it, but that sounds like a great idea, I think I might take a stop at Toys R' Us on my way home tomorrow! thanks for the tips!
I actually never put my penis in it, but that sounds like a great idea, I think I might take a stop at Toys R' Us on my way home tomorrow! thanks for the tips!
#34 to #23 - yourafaggotharry
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Be sure to report back on the results of this experiment.  I expect great things, and a new era of fapping.
Be sure to report back on the results of this experiment. I expect great things, and a new era of fapping.
#64 to #34 - boomerpyro
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Personal update: the bent rubber creates sharp corners that sting like a bitch filled with nails, i'll go get a bag of ice now
User avatar #35 to #34 - froggets
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I am so glad I have lube from my last relationship!
This is gonna get tight!
User avatar #33 to #23 - chickenbones
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I have seen these in sex shops. How weird is that?
#6 - frankjeager
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight  fingers, that's what I used it for
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight fingers, that's what I used it for
#47 to #6 - anon id: 8fa2a82a
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Dude, width matters.
User avatar #55 to #47 - catburglarpenis
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But... it stretched...
User avatar #5 - lurifax
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I did the same thing
#71 to #5 - anon id: de0877f4
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Fag
#9 to #5 - klick
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#15 - creepyfapper
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I was 12 when i had one, so i didn't put my dick in it. starting to realize my mistake now.
User avatar #38 to #15 - DrewRSmith
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Trust me, you're lucky you didnt. **** was all rubbery and dry and it actually kinda hurt. Especially if you had pubes by the time you tried it. Get your pubes caught in one of those things and you will know exactly how much of a bitch you really are.
User avatar #19 to #15 - traceirving
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(08/10/2014) [-]
You bring shame on your username.
#22 to #19 - creepyfapper
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Well, i did masturbate way too early, just a really weird way.
User avatar #52 to #22 - anointedbyfire
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...elaborate...
#53 to #52 - creepyfapper
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Laying on stomach both hands on dick rocking back and forth and sideways. Sorta like ******* hands but boner wasn't required.
User avatar #58 to #53 - anointedbyfire
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That is pretty weird but seems fairly effective
#20 - TrickyAngel
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It's called a water snake, and it is basically a tube of thin plastic filled with coloured water and decorations. It's only purpose was to be held in one hand and swished from side to side (which looks alot like jerking off) Video here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlMY-w9wkl4
#46 to #20 - popnotes
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I thought we were talking about those frozen ice pop things in the plastic tubes
#27 - fandomsexual
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When I was a slightly more innocent kid, I'd take mine with me sometimes when we went out.   
   
I found that it embarrassed  a lot of the men, and sometimes the women when I played with it, which was the main appeal for me.  After my mother explaining why, I did it even more, which she found hilarious.   
   
Good times...
When I was a slightly more innocent kid, I'd take mine with me sometimes when we went out.

I found that it embarrassed a lot of the men, and sometimes the women when I played with it, which was the main appeal for me. After my mother explaining why, I did it even more, which she found hilarious.

Good times...
User avatar #10 - lotengo
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i dont know what that is
#72 - disasterbater
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(08/11/2014) [-]
i remember putting my dick in this
i remember putting my dick in this
#29 - fandomsexual
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User avatar #36 to #29 - calawesome
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i've seen her naked
#49 to #36 - thearcher
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Say what? Is there a hidden archive one might peruse if he knew where to find it?
#57 to #51 - thearcher
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Thank you good sir, I shall (no homo)
#61 to #51 - thearcher
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Now that was something else - got visual material of any other celebrities?
User avatar #65 to #61 - calawesome
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#66 to #65 - thearcher
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(08/11/2014) [-]
Oh hot damn....
#40 to #36 - fandomsexual
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I have no idea who she is... A porn actress, I assume, going by your answer.
I have no idea who she is... A porn actress, I assume, going by your answer.
User avatar #41 to #40 - calawesome
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(08/10/2014) [-]
she's on glee
#42 to #41 - fandomsexual
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You wouldn't have seen her naked on Glee.  Did she do some sort of nude photo shoot?
You wouldn't have seen her naked on Glee. Did she do some sort of nude photo shoot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - calawesome
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(08/10/2014) [-]
leaks mate...leaks
User avatar #44 to #43 - fandomsexual
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Ah, I see.