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User avatar #21 - scowler (12/23/2015) [-]
I hear breasts CAN do the Bra thing without the Bra. If you stop wearing a bra for a long enough amount of time, the breasts become firmer and start supporting themselves...
User avatar #55 to #21 - catpisseverdeen (12/23/2015) [-]
Yea, that's why all of those BBC documentaries of African tribes show all of those women with perfect tits, totally not hanging at their knees or anything.
User avatar #80 to #55 - scowler (12/23/2015) [-]
See comment #44, in this thread.
User avatar #24 to #21 - sketchE (12/23/2015) [-]
i like the idea but africa and my understanding of the female anatomy disagree
User avatar #25 to #24 - scowler (12/23/2015) [-]
It's just what I heard, I'm not a woman and I'm definitely not saying I know anything.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sketchE (12/23/2015) [-]
ive heard the same thing but that almost implies the weight of the boobs strengthens muscles in the area, but there arent any as i understand it
User avatar #27 to #26 - scowler (12/23/2015) [-]
Maybe the skin tightens up?
User avatar #28 to #27 - sketchE (12/23/2015) [-]
**** man i dont know we need a woman in here
#32 to #28 - Toshiro (12/23/2015) [-]
We need a woman in here to show us her tits so we can compare them to Nigerian tits. For science
User avatar #67 to #32 - bilbobagginshield (12/23/2015) [-]
I'm a woman. Here, let me explain. No, breasts cannot support themselves without a drastic amount of change to them (i.e., plastic surgery, replacement, ect.) They need to stay nice and squishy and soft in order to breast feed more efficiently, and at all, really. While perhaps not wearing a bra for a short amount of time, say, a week perhaps, they will stay the same they always been, but really breasts are always saggy depending on the size. I personally am a double d, and they do sag a bit down, but not dramatically, since my skin still has elasticity in it. Most women you see not wearing bras and have pretty perky breasts are the ones that are smaller, A's, B's, ect. I think a C and up is where they start to sag. Most African American women have larger breasts, and in places like that where nudity is seen as a regular and pretty common thing, they will be seen to sag more.
User avatar #43 to #28 - scowler (12/23/2015) [-]
Holy **** , you're right...
User avatar #38 to #28 - dajewishmankey (12/23/2015) [-]
It's likely that muscles in the breast can strengthen like any other muscle in the body. You probably just need to do something that would exercise them. It's not like I can strengthen my arms by simply holding some weights.
#44 to #38 - carrotpotato (12/23/2015) [-]
Breasts themselves don't have muscles tho. They are more like sacks of fat. Without bras their weight stretches the skin and they vecome saggy. Like with African tribeswomen.
User avatar #56 to #44 - samples (12/23/2015) [-]
Ever heard of pectoral muscles? If you exercise the pectorals you will achieve firming and lifting of the breast, you will not however get the same shape and softness that a push up bra makes. You also run the risk of getting the ugly dividing line in between the breasts when you exercise. Balanced exercise with bra use is your best balance, the bra protects skin elasticity, which you naturally lose with age. Also, drink lots of water, hydrated cells also improves elasticity.
User avatar #79 to #44 - dajewishmankey (12/23/2015) [-]
I was referring more to pectoral muscles like what >>#56, said.
#74 to #28 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I am also woman. Since there is no muscle in the breast itself tits will sag regardless of what is done to the pectoral muscles behind them.
I'm an F cup consider that most women wear the wrong bra size and it's not the surprising, what a lot of people imagine a D to be is actually an E or F. and while no bra is alright for a few days, if left to it's own devices the weight of the breast would pull down on the skin above it and over time it becomes ultra-sag.

Keeping boobs in a bra constantly prevents the breast pulling on the skin and so keeps them perkier for longer.

Once you sag you can't go back.
#54 to #24 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure africans get droppy ol tits because they become pregnant so them titties get floppy and **** .
User avatar #72 to #24 - tittylovin (12/23/2015) [-]
Am an expert as well, can confirm.
Africa, proof that ******* can ruin anything, even tits.
#4 - rainbowwind (12/23/2015) [-]
that a lot of ******* donuts
#5 to #4 - hurpfry (12/23/2015) [-]
that a tiny thumbnail
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowwind (12/23/2015) [-]
thanks for the bigger one fam
#49 to #6 - enslavedyouth (12/23/2015) [-]
Have another one.
User avatar #60 to #49 - andrewskistuff (12/23/2015) [-]
Dammit you beat me too it
#1 - andrewskistuff (12/23/2015) [-]
Good comp good comp. have a thumb
#7 to #1 - ogasm (12/23/2015) [-]
agreed
#30 - samamarine (12/23/2015) [-]
You people are welcome.
User avatar #71 to #30 - shota (12/23/2015) [-]
Considering everyone on tumblr is a middle to upper class white girl and she totally wrote that like one I'd love to suck her ass.
#12 - yugiohkris (12/23/2015) [-]
Another thing is when they get personally offended that you never watched a certain show or movie or whatever. It fine to say "Oh you haven't watched this, you should it's pretty good". But the ******* people who are like "WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS, ARE ******* LIVING UNDER A ROCK?!
#58 to #12 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I get that reaction when I respond "no" to "have you seen the Lion King?".
User avatar #65 to #58 - tenaciouslee (12/23/2015) [-]
The Lion King's not a masterpiece as it is.
User avatar #15 to #12 - PopcornViking (12/23/2015) [-]
you can assume a person lives under a rock depending on what the thing they havent seen is
User avatar #18 to #15 - nudybooty (12/23/2015) [-]
I haven't seen Starwars, game of thrones or breaking bad. It doesn't mean I live under a rock, it means I'm too poor for movie tickets and netflix.
#29 to #18 - lexoheight (12/23/2015) [-]
***** you can pirate all that ****
User avatar #66 to #29 - nudybooty (12/23/2015) [-]
Not with my ****** internet. Most of the time I can't even load youtube. No not a video, but the site.
#76 to #66 - slippowich (12/23/2015) [-]
why even live?
User avatar #77 to #76 - nudybooty (12/23/2015) [-]
My puppies need me
#78 to #77 - slippowich (12/23/2015) [-]
oh, don't kill yourself then
User avatar #19 to #18 - PopcornViking (12/23/2015) [-]
tv shows are one thing
i havent seen breaking bad or game of thrones either

its more of dropping references from famous movies and if someone doesnt get it cause theyve never seen it, then yes, they live under a rock
User avatar #23 to #19 - nudybooty (12/23/2015) [-]
That's not what living under a rock means. Living under a rock would mean something like they've never heard of those shows or movie.
User avatar #36 to #23 - cacti (12/23/2015) [-]
You must at least see star wars, man. GOT and BB can go suck a wangshabang, but you need to eventually see Star Wars. Good **** , man.
User avatar #40 to #36 - markipliergame (12/23/2015) [-]
implying BB isn't the greatest TV show ever made
User avatar #75 to #40 - cacti (12/23/2015) [-]
Oh I love both GOT and BB, but it doesn't compare to Star Wars in my opinion.
User avatar #81 to #75 - markipliergame (12/24/2015) [-]
we're all wrong at least once in our lives
User avatar #82 to #81 - cacti (12/24/2015) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #69 to #15 - shrinkzz ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
*you can presume his/her taste.
User avatar #52 to #12 - vikingfaen (12/23/2015) [-]
I've reacted like this once, a week ago when i found out my friend hadn't seen Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, Regarding Henry and still decided to call Harrison Ford a ****** actor
User avatar #3 - masteroffj (12/23/2015) [-]
Implying Australians aren't exactly like that.
#39 to #3 - oldflattop (12/23/2015) [-]
implying you know jack dick about my country.
#46 to #39 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
More than you. You're just a weak specimen of Australians if you haven't wrestled crocabears and kangagators and **** . You wimp.
#37 - dajewishmankey (12/23/2015) [-]
This is all the more funny if you read it in Cr1t1kal's voice.
#16 - sgtmajjohnson (12/23/2015) [-]
Then it swells up, causing you to bite it again because it no longer fits in its assigned area in your mouth.
Also, if you don't like To Kill a Mockingbird, YOU deserve to have your nipples stapled to your elbows.
#17 to #16 - sgtmajjohnson (12/23/2015) [-]
I used italics to emphasize a title in a spoiler where everything is in italics.
User avatar #31 to #17 - paraxo (12/23/2015) [-]
I kinda wish that f you used italics in spoilers, it made it stand up straight again
or tilted it even further to **** with people
User avatar #33 to #31 - sgtmajjohnson (12/23/2015) [-]
You could just have horizontal text that would be really inconvenient for everyone to read, which is in fact a brilliant idea.
#9 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/23/2015) [-]
Do people nowadays care if their graves are visited? Because I couldn't give less of a **** . And this isn't about being edgy, just consider:
1) I will be dead so there wouldn't be an "I" to care
2) What does it matter if people visit the place where your former shell is rotting underground? If it's about remembrance, I relatively often think them, and I don't have to be in that exact spot to do it
And even in the unlikely event that afterlife does actually exist, I wouldn't be pissed that people didn't visit my grave because I'd probably have better things to do
User avatar #63 to #9 - kuntz (12/23/2015) [-]
i think funerals and visiting the grave is more for the living and less for the dead. At the end, All that's left is our shells, we dont need big fancy funerals and a huge headstone, Were not even there to enjoy it.

My uncle treated my grandma like **** when she was alive, but when she passed he did what ever he could to give her a great funeral, we all knew it was his guilt pushing all of it.
User avatar #13 to #9 - donatelo (12/23/2015) [-]
i agree..personally i would prefer to get cremated as it is cheaper and takes care of skeletons.
User avatar #53 to #9 - bongpebbles (12/23/2015) [-]
I really hate people who go to graveyards to talk to their dead relatives. If there was a slight chance that they are living sounds the last place they would be is in a graveyards. Got a better chance of them hearing you if you visit your hot neighbor while she is showering. I know that's where I would be if I was a ghost.
User avatar #61 to #9 - zpowell (12/23/2015) [-]
Baby and kitty in 60 fps? Thumberino for you
User avatar #10 to #9 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/23/2015) [-]
*about them. **** . Admin, you should seriously allow the editing of comments, at least for a short time after posting
#42 - ciacheczko (12/23/2015) [-]
I don't feel bad when people who get out of their way to make others upset get their moods ruined.

It's poetic justice for all those people who try to be nice, act friendly and whatnot, and still get **** because someone, somewhere, wants them to have a bad day for no other reason than spite.
#50 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/23/2015) [-]
Yeah but noteleks is skeleton backwards, Checkmate.
#35 - elcreepo (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
The massive amount of donuts costs $2600.
#41 - fuccmylifeupfamily (12/23/2015) [-]
You know what's worse than biting your cheek while eating?   
   
Accidentally biting down on your metal fork.
You know what's worse than biting your cheek while eating?

Accidentally biting down on your metal fork.
#57 - allidoisfapfapfap (12/23/2015) [-]
**allidoisfapfapfap used "*roll picture*"**
**allidoisfapfapfap rolled image** Am I the only one who checked to see if my elbows could touch my nipples in case they were capable of being stapled together?
#59 to #57 - drewjitsu (12/23/2015) [-]
Skin has elasticity and they never explicitly stated that the nipples were required to be intact. Nice roll
#47 - smartythechicken (12/23/2015) [-]
i like to think that we are seeing the donuts from the person who ordered them's viewpoint, and that they are about to jump down on them.
User avatar #34 - Toshiro (12/23/2015) [-]
Just posting this here Boeing 707 Barrell Roll -WATCH THIS!!!
User avatar #64 - scorescythe (12/23/2015) [-]
Beechcraft 1900 : Pouring a drink & Barrel Roll
Doing a constant 1g barrel roll isn't even that hard
User avatar #62 - nimba (12/23/2015) [-]
"vintage books"
Literature. That's the word you're looking for; literature.
Age doesn't make worthwhile stories; but there's obviously a difference between your favourite teen fic or fantasy pulp and something a bit more thought provoking.
For example, I like Terry Pratchett but it's still the literary equivalent of an action movie.
#51 - alpako ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
i once thought autism was this guy the backyardigans
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