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User avatar #13 - jokexplain ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Lesbian cockblocking is called "twat-swatting"
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#89 to #13 - daggydaggy (08/06/2015) [-]
No is "Clit Split"
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User avatar #17 to #13 - TheHutchie (08/06/2015) [-]
Only in America where you pronounce "twat" wrongly.

Ironically, we could call it the same thing in Scotland because we pronounce "swatting" wrongly.
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#22 to #17 - snyperwulff (08/06/2015) [-]
what's the proper way to pronounce Twat then?
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#23 to #22 - sherlockbatman (08/06/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
"Twat"
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#24 to #23 - snyperwulff (08/06/2015) [-]
Oh god I just imagined that... thing saying that...
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User avatar #26 to #22 - britexplain ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
"Tw@"
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User avatar #29 to #22 - HAMMATIMEZ (08/06/2015) [-]
Not "Tw-o-t"
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User avatar #42 to #13 - noblekira (08/06/2015) [-]
i would have said Clam Jamming
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#19 - yourdonutz ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
encase anyone missed it
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User avatar #100 to #19 - hurpfry (08/06/2015) [-]
I think you need a bit more arrows. And larger circle.
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User avatar #11 - dunkleosteus (08/06/2015) [-]
by accident
on purpose

don't cross the beams
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#28 to #11 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
People who say "on accident" really twiddle my fiddly cock.
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#2 - leonhardt (08/05/2015) [-]
>Tumblr user tried to do this
"S-sorry it's just been so long since I've been inside someone"
"Uh, um, I mean been in someone's body
"S-stop triggering me!"
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#3 to #2 - leonhardt (08/05/2015) [-]
I'll take **** that never happened for $500
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#4 to #3 - leonhardt (08/05/2015) [-]
"Give me free **** and also invite me to your party"

>implying a tumblr user would ever get invited to a party
Yeah nah, no fat chicks.
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User avatar #52 to #4 - letsmakeout (08/06/2015) [-]
Holy **** we get it, you don't like tumblr
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#30 to #4 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
No one cares about 'fat chicks' when you're 6 years old.
They just want the party bag.
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User avatar #87 to #30 - leonhardt (08/06/2015) [-]
These fat chicks are not 6 years old.
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#101 to #4 - brayburn (08/06/2015) [-]
You of all people saying no fat chicks?
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User avatar #80 to #4 - elcreepo (08/06/2015) [-]
If you expect me to show up there better be free cerveza
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User avatar #46 to #3 - fargfive (08/06/2015) [-]
that lady is a hero for trying to protect that poor girl from garbage.
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User avatar #81 to #46 - elcreepo (08/06/2015) [-]
Yeah but she said "video games" not "halo 4"
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#103 to #3 - krayon (08/06/2015) [-]
Here you can have this.
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User avatar #48 to #3 - shorea (08/06/2015) [-]
and why not?
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#21 - acksl (08/06/2015) [-]
This was probably the first time where I agree with someone on tumblr saying "Straight people blublbublub" I mean bone titties? The **** are you doing? Although "terrifying" might be the wrong word spooky would be better
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#98 to #21 - seferofe (08/06/2015) [-]
I thought it was a white bra at first, then I actually read about the "bone titties". I am deeply ashamed of my stupidity. Though the idea of a skeleton, in a game, just walking around with a bra on sounds funny.
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#20 - xanazana (08/06/2015) [-]
"Clitoris Prohibitus" a sub faction of the Adepta Sororitas
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User avatar #54 to #20 - datassman ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
HA
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#95 to #20 - demonhammer (08/06/2015) [-]
i'll drink to that
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User avatar #59 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
THE OUTERNET
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User avatar #91 to #59 - theugandanhero (08/06/2015) [-]
THE GODDAMN OUTERNET
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#63 to #59 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
THE OUTNERNET
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User avatar #78 to #63 - shyyguy (08/06/2015) [-]
The outernet...?
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#40 - synthane (08/06/2015) [-]
It's a breastplate.
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#64 to #40 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
that's not how that works
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User avatar #57 to #40 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
They could just make the hips larger
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#44 - madeofhydrogen ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Isn't there a difference between male and female skeltals? Like a difference between hips sizes?
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User avatar #86 to #44 - mrforte (08/06/2015) [-]
Typically you would look at the hip shape (wider hips on women), jaw line (more squared on men), and the brow ridge (larger on men) when determining the sex of a skeleton. As people have said though, the typical layman doesn't have the experience/knowledge to make this distinction.
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User avatar #47 to #44 - englman (08/06/2015) [-]
There is, but because of the distance in the picture and the fact that the average person ain't so bright it would be hard to distinguish.
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User avatar #79 to #43 - shyyguy (08/06/2015) [-]
Shew, thanks man. That helps a lot.
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User avatar #27 - ritzrules (08/06/2015) [-]
| a thing
a thing
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#49 - vladi (08/06/2015) [-]
She just had to ******* refuse to call it a woman, had she.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - Sterski (08/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, because the point of it is a cockblocking involving no cocks, so that's how she decided to phrase it.
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User avatar #73 to #50 - theism ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Although "people with vaginas" seems overly long winded.
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User avatar #56 to #50 - vladi (08/06/2015) [-]
Oh you're right. How silly of me.
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#8 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
but you can identify peoples sex and race on bone structure
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User avatar #55 to #8 - datassman ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
The average person can't, and bone tiddies ain't a thing, fuccboi
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#65 to #55 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
maybe not for you ******* but mr skeltal likes his hoes with big old calcium mounds!
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User avatar #76 to #65 - datassman ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
nah mr skeletal only likes the purest of skeletons
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User avatar #18 - snaikravdra (08/06/2015) [-]
the proper term for female "cock blocking" is twat swat
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User avatar #105 to #18 - manholefreddy (08/06/2015) [-]
Sour walls?
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User avatar #74 to #18 - austinrocket (08/06/2015) [-]
I've heard taco blocko before
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#38 to #18 - dragman (08/06/2015) [-]
I was thinking more like beaver dam
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User avatar #37 - orobas (08/06/2015) [-]
Clam Jam. noun
The female equivalent to the cock block.
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User avatar #69 to #37 - darksideofthebeast (08/06/2015) [-]
I didn't know that, not I do..
So... WAM BAM, THANK YOU CLAM.
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User avatar #85 - shyyguy (08/06/2015) [-]
But what do they call cock blocking for transgenders?

Cock-twat block-swat?
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#84 - jagerhaus (08/06/2015) [-]
But there is a chair five feet away for reference
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#75 - kaguradragon (08/06/2015) [-]
That last one struck me
Im a girl and when i was like 6 years old I had in my bag a barbie doll and a bunch of teen titans action figures, and one boy also my age told me that teen titans wasn't for girls but barbie was and I was so affected by that.

And then eventually I realized I don't have to give a **** about what other people think
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#32 - ruebezahl (08/06/2015) [-]
Tumblr is like a huge cavern with an echo that always repeats the punchline of whatever you say.
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User avatar #70 to #32 - darksideofthebeast (08/06/2015) [-]
punchline
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#25 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
The top rated 3 comments are all the same guy replying to himself bitching about what people talk about on another website, jesus ******* christ well done, you are the cancer.
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User avatar #35 to #25 - jaevel ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Sorce of reaction video?
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User avatar #62 to #35 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Was just a gift from the source i posted above.
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#41 to #25 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Hey, mind giving source or name or whatever? That character seems familiar and I've been searching for ages. years actually...
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#61 to #41 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Cant remember her name but she's a character from Caelum Sky, created by Firefeathers from DA or FA.

caelum-sky.tumblr.com/

Kickstarted the printed version and got this artwork, she's one of my favorite artists ^_^
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