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#2 - boomerpyro (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah but CHRISTIAN probably didn't choose his own name though, bitch.
User avatar #48 to #2 - pixeldisaster (01/05/2016) [-]
t-thats the point
User avatar #13 to #2 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
Are you literally retarded?
#21 to #13 - mindyourownbusines (01/05/2016) [-]
To be fair, Christian may have been making a subtle commentary on his own parents as well as Islam Slimani's parents, which was only misinterpreted as ignorance by Paul as of the time of this screenshot.
#33 to #21 - shiftyscent (01/05/2016) [-]
Nice try, CHRISTIAN.
#46 to #33 - imjared (01/05/2016) [-]
why did you capitalize his name like that?
User avatar #24 to #21 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
I doubt it.
#72 to #24 - mindyourownbusines (01/05/2016) [-]
I can dream, can't I?
User avatar #5 to #2 - superiorcheerio (01/05/2016) [-]
Neither did Islam Slimani, probably
User avatar #42 to #5 - minish (01/05/2016) [-]
Don't shoot me down for stupidity, but I thought in Islam you could change your name when you converted, like Cassius Clay to Muhammed Ali?

Or was that something Cassius did off his own initiative?
User avatar #60 to #42 - rumpelstilzchen (01/05/2016) [-]
I think you're right, but this girl propably was born muslim and didn't convert to it.
I think things might be different then.
#61 to #42 - therealbadman (01/05/2016) [-]
**therealbadman used "*roll picture*"**
**therealbadman rolled image** Well, since when did Islam Slimani convert to Islam?
#78 to #42 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I think Ali's name change had less to do with his conversion to Islam and more to do with the Black Panther movement. You know, choosing his own name instead of a "slave" name & such.
User avatar #16 to #5 - fefetherarest (01/05/2016) [-]
so? It's not like Christian is accusing this algerian kebab of anything, only his parents. and the fact he is too dumb to realise that he also have religion inspired name is different matter. Paul on the other hand sounds like an asshole who totally misintepreted what christian had on his mind in the first post. If Christian had at least 4 put into inteligence he would have said, "yeah, I know it sucks, because I have religion based name as well, what's your problem Paul?".

i dont get why boomer got so many red thumbs, please explain
User avatar #51 to #16 - Zaxplab (01/05/2016) [-]
Because both Islam and himself are in the exact situation, but he only felt the need to bitch and moan about one.
User avatar #4 - rfigg (01/05/2016) [-]
So the letters in the funnyjunk logo are secretly cosmo and wanda?
im fukken on to you, admin
User avatar #73 to #4 - Kadzait (01/05/2016) [-]
He prefers to be called Narcissa now...
User avatar #55 to #4 - goomberdups (01/05/2016) [-]
im pretty sure its cosma and wando
#39 to #4 - firesky (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, they watch you masturbate in ****
User avatar #18 to #4 - mrfinnt (01/05/2016) [-]
**** , i will nver be able to forget that
#64 to #4 - catpisseverdeen (01/05/2016) [-]
Admin confirmed to be older Timmy Turner. You can tell just by looking at those biceps.
User avatar #7 to #4 - crimsongungnir (01/05/2016) [-]
"I wish I could make a site where everyone was a faggot!"
<3
#40 to #7 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, that one came true. It was called Funny Junk. Especially because faggots used to be referred to as 'funny' in polite company. So, the site is literally Faggot Junk. ... FJ is a gay penis.
#29 - smug ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>proceed to dry off dick and ass with them
>just in case
#74 to #29 - shaturnex (01/05/2016) [-]
You use your kitchen's towels to dry your ass?
#75 to #74 - smug ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Dont tell me how to live my life
User avatar #34 to #29 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/05/2016) [-]
Use all pink objects as cumrags.
#53 to #34 - stimate ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Use the purple ones.
#54 to #53 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/05/2016) [-]
ayy bb u want sum fuk?
User avatar #49 to #34 - samoaspider (01/05/2016) [-]
why not both?

we live in a time of equality, yo
User avatar #50 to #49 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/05/2016) [-]
Personal preference. Not a fagola
#26 - hongkonglongdong (01/05/2016) [-]
That last one (the blood) is a joke made for the British standup show Russel Howard's Good News. Just in case anyone thought it was real.
#19 - iexs (01/05/2016) [-]
thats totally not a common saying or anything like that
#38 to #19 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Never got why they freaked out over it
#43 to #19 - myjunk (01/05/2016) [-]
Almost everything Shakespeare wrote turned into a common saying so they might be right
www.pathguy.com/shakeswo.htm
User avatar #45 to #19 - OpticalIllusion (01/05/2016) [-]
This is the first time I've seen it.
#56 to #45 - carrotpotato (01/05/2016) [-]
Fifth for me. Although this is the fifth time I've seen that reposted.
#14 - lotengo (01/05/2016) [-]
Its already in english, how can you translate it into something completely different that is also english?
#31 to #14 - smug ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Literal and figurativly speaking
User avatar #17 to #14 - cantfindausername (01/05/2016) [-]
Translated into layman terms.
People do it with tech speak a lot (in movies at least):
Computer nerd says defibrillator needs the transition coil to be intertwined with Nvidia 320bhp to reach terminal velocity with event horizon.
Main character: English please!
Computer nerd: Stuff
#20 to #17 - lotengo (01/05/2016) [-]
**lotengo is completely vexed**
but thnx

i tried a joke in comment 14 but i guess i failed
User avatar #6 - vontrollington (01/05/2016) [-]
>The bagel one though
Favoriting things gets your account suspended?
Twitter has no chill man.
User avatar #8 to #6 - datassman (01/05/2016) [-]
twitter seems to have some pretty crazy rules on what will and won't get you banned.
User avatar #10 to #6 - Tyranitar (01/05/2016) [-]
If you follow, favorite, tweet, retweet many, many times in a short span of times, you'll get your account temporarily locked down.

I know this for.... reasons Made a troll account of my high school principal's mustache and rapid-followed kids from school, just to see what the general reaction would be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - docxy (01/05/2016) [-]
Good work ttar
#23 - bubbafun (01/05/2016) [-]
So when I get that moonman somg stuxk in my head... Wow soulmate, just wow.
#25 to #23 - bubbafun (01/05/2016) [-]
Somg stuxk? Wow self, just wow.
#69 to #23 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/05/2016) [-]
you must be my soulmate
#37 - JustintheWaysian (01/05/2016) [-]
>Would struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel

>Hold boot right side up
>Look underneath the boot
>Glasses fall off
>Can't read the instructions on the heel

"I don't get it"
#22 - gluboot (01/05/2016) [-]
Now I'm afraid of the funnyjunk logo it has seen some **** while i browsed ****
#47 to #22 - imjared (01/05/2016) [-]
you'd struggle to pour glu out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
#57 to #47 - gluboot (01/05/2016) [-]
you cheeky lil cunt
#30 to #22 - smug ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Proceed doing that and look at the logo with a smug face.
Just in case...
#3 - maxismahname (01/05/2016) [-]
Takin off our shirts, bout to make these rifles burs

burs, burs, burs.. swag
User avatar #12 - lwlarcopolio (01/05/2016) [-]
I hATE WHEN THEY DO THIS. They lEAVE ONE LETTER LOWER CASE
#67 - sedativechunk (01/05/2016) [-]
< I'm sorry but as someone who does some graphic design I have to say this is a genius design for a logo, especially with the letter A like that.
User avatar #70 to #67 - windbound (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't think I would have ever thought of that if you hadn't pointed it out.
my friends al say I'm incredibly innocent and naïve though, so it might just be that
User avatar #77 - chaosraptor (01/06/2016) [-]
on odd names

yeah its strange how people can call their kids christian, or islam.... but one kicker is parents who name their kids israel

i mean.... ISRAEL

how come parents can call their kids 'israel' and yet i cant name my son 'nazi germany', when its basically the same thing
#59 to #15 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
And? It's a pretty common arabic name. Jihad and Al-jihad are different things.
User avatar #76 - elcreepo (01/06/2016) [-]
There should be a Islamadan to counter the name Christopher.

Also many Western names can be traced back to religion, especially if they sound like they just came off the plow in Amish country. Ezekiel happens to be my favorite of these, and it's around today pretty much only because of the bible
User avatar #71 - Harmoria (01/05/2016) [-]
If you have a click scroll wheel (as opposed to a smooth gliding one), scroll up and down past the picture of the cat with 'guest' next to it a lot. Freaky ****
#68 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>Not wanting to hear Cotton Eye Joe.
Don't worry, they wouldn't want you either.

Also, be a real man Aussies. Do both...
#65 - twentyseconds (01/05/2016) [-]
translation: blow me
#63 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** mfw funnyjunk is full of a bunch of faggots that hate tumblr and 4chan but still spam the site with both of those
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