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Next time a blacked number ale you Brewer like the:
Jim' s where house. You got the dough. we got the hoe."
Why does the not have any notes?
hi no " sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. haw may I
help you?"
Henderson' s Morgue. you stab em. we set: em. the e Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em haw an I direct your oall?"
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#7 - zyvac ONLINE (03/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Paul's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
User avatar #2 - shadowtails (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"
#11 - jubub (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Jim's whore house, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em!
User avatar #25 - rummler ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
A freind of mine has the last name of "Bates"
His dad owns a butcher shop.
One day, while he was working the counter, I decided to call him and see what's up.
"Bate's meats, you can beet our meat, but you can't beat our prices, how may I help you?"
Yet another time, while me and "Master Bates" were messing around at a friends house, our friend was in the shower, and he told us to answer the phone if it rung... it did.

Bates picks up the phone and says, "Hello, the person you're trying to reach at the moment cannot be reaches seeing as they're in Arkansas castrating dolphins."


****** Bates.
User avatar #8 - fightforfate (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
bobs abortion clinic, you ******* we chuck'em
#37 - theracistpanda (03/10/2014) [-]
"Mario's Pizza and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce"

I get calls from business all the time looking for a guy named Andreas. Here's one story:

>ring ring, some unknown number, probably asking for that hoebag Andreas
>Answer the phone in a very loud and ****** Italian accent
>MARIO'S PIZZA AND ABORTION CLINIC, YOUR LOSS IS OUR SAUCE HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?
>"uhh hi this is blabla at some insurance company does Andreas work here?
>NO MAAM ANDREAS IS NOT HERE
>Uh ok uh I'll call back... later I guess
>YES YES YOU CALL BACK LATER
>...Ummm.... ok bye
They never called back.
#3 - slzerowthree (03/10/2014) [-]
Vampire Crematorium, you stake 'em, we bake 'em

Dick's hot dogs, if you love hot dogs, you'll love dick's
User avatar #31 - jonnyp (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Jons sperm bank, you rub it, we cup it."
User avatar #32 to #31 - viscerys (03/10/2014) [-]
"Jons' sperm bank - Many thanks for all your wanks."
#6 - cptantilles (03/10/2014) [-]
Ted's Taxidermy, you snuff it we stuff it.
#5 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
"This is Eight Ball" always gets me for some reason.
#49 - skiskate (03/10/2014) [-]
TFW I am not creative enough to think of one of these
User avatar #23 - kreekydoorS (03/10/2014) [-]
Joe's abortion clinic you rape em' we scrape em.
User avatar #52 - magnusthorinson (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
toms abortions clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
User avatar #19 - SirVladimir (03/10/2014) [-]
"West Virginia Road Kill Steakhouse. We got the meat if you wanna eat."
User avatar #15 - jonswan (03/10/2014) [-]
Planned parenthood: No fetus can beat us
User avatar #4 - theannoyingFJguy (03/10/2014) [-]
"Barry's Pornos. You root it, we shoot it. How can I help you?"
User avatar #42 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/10/2014) [-]
Richardson abortion clinic
You rape 'em, we scrape 'em
No fetus can beat us
How may I help you today?
User avatar #17 - ryuggu (03/10/2014) [-]
It was so good, i cried.
User avatar #1 - purplebelle (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Yes, I'd like to buy 5 2/5 hoes please."
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