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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - cartoonist
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(12/01/2013) [-]
Personal fav
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
#15 to #1 - anon id: 5e178233
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'Congratulations, you lived good and balanced life wih your husband Richard'
#50 to #15 - chillybilly
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#16 to #15 - anon id: ac45ec44
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I'm atheist and am pro gay rights, but according to old catholic teachings homosexual relations are a sin. I do realize that some modern churches allow homosexuality and i also find it disgusting some churches allow divorce but not gay marriage, although for this joke the gays would not be allowed in heaven(especially because it's old as ****).

tl;dr old joke=old catholic rule where gays don't go to heaven
User avatar #26 to #16 - trojanmannn
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so?
#32 to #16 - swiggityswoner
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Here's a thought; It was a joke.

Don't take everything to heart, it'll do you good.
User avatar #10 - soopergrover
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What alcoholic beverage do gay males drink?

its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #11 to #10 - drewshadow
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I can't believe people still remember this.

I loved it so much.
User avatar #12 to #11 - soopergrover
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As did I, my friend.
User avatar #47 to #10 - newforomador
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I see this so often, but I forget what the original picture was that started it. I know that I've seen it before, but I forget what it was. Do you have it, by any chance? Or anybody else that reads this comment.
#57 to #47 - soopergrover
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Accidentally saved the thumbnail at first because hurr durr.
#56 to #47 - soopergrover
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#35 to #10 - garentei
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I still have this.
#19 - whydoesthishappen
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saw the title and immediately thumbed down.   
**** you idiots and your obsession with tumblr
saw the title and immediately thumbed down.
**** you idiots and your obsession with tumblr
User avatar #25 to #19 - organicglory
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if anyone is curious, whydoesthishappen is a wannabe troll
you can tell by his irrelevant comments that don't remotely make any sense or anger anyone
#27 to #25 - whydoesthishappen
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nearly all of my comments are related to the post
you're just too stupid to realize that
User avatar #51 to #27 - vivapinatapro
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He's developing wizard powers!
#28 to #27 - organicglory
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#31 to #28 - whydoesthishappen
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#39 to #19 - mvtjets
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Why do you even try so hard to make these stupid comments just to bother people? What's the point?
Why do you even try so hard to make these stupid comments just to bother people? What's the point?
#22 to #19 - biggrand
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Comment Picture
#46 - runsawayfromdanger
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**runsawayfromdanger rolled a random image posted in comment #6763998 at Safe For Work Random Board ** <-----gay
User avatar #48 to #46 - moshimoshi
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Dropping the soap in a prison shower and hoping for some secret butt fun? Naaaaah.
User avatar #53 to #46 - hammarhead
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in every way.
#44 - yuukoku
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Gay people suck dick.
#54 - imakeursammiches
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Gay people are ******* assholes.
Gay people are ******* assholes.
#58 to #54 - zombieloan
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**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Title 2 **
#55 to #54 - fuckthepopo
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#29 - wheresthefudge
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I'd have a shot of jack, ifyaknowhatimean
I'd have a shot of jack, ifyaknowhatimean
#33 - deddead
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(12/02/2013) [-]
pina colada
more like. penis alota
User avatar #36 to #33 - halloweenwillcome
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#45 to #33 - swiftshadow
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I thought it was penis colossus
User avatar #24 - organicglory
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There were 3 men, one heavy alcoholic, one heavy smoker, and a gay man, all in a bar. God came into the bar and told them "you guys need to stop these habits, any more and you will die" and left. "********!" said the heavy drinker, and took a swig of his drink, and instantly died. In shock, the heavy smoker dropped his cigar. The gay man then whispered in his "if you bend over to pick that up, we're both gonna die"
#2 - crazymaniscrazy
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how about penis noir haha!
sorry for the lame joke, ill leave now...
User avatar #40 to #2 - norsenation
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I appreciated it.