Trying to have sex in a dream. .. when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of a wet noodle. sadly this is an improvement
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User avatar #15 - mchurtstab ONLINE (10/10/2013) [+] (25 replies)
when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of a wet noodle.

sadly this is an improvement
#1 - anotheroneonearth (10/10/2013) [+] (41 replies)
lewd
lewd
#24 - sixty (10/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**sixty rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Zach and Miri ** My dreams
User avatar #8 - opkmod (10/10/2013) [-]
When i dream of sex i wake up before i cum. its like being a girl i guess.
#56 - sidekickman (10/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
List of annoying **** that happens in dreams:
-Not being able to scream, just a weird gaspy scratch noise
-Extreme lack of strength when it is necessary
-Randomly losing your pants
-Not randomly losing your pants
-Falling
-Thinking something will go wrong, then it does
-Being scared of something for no reason
-Climax of dream synchronizing with waking up
#77 - zerojaxx (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>meet girl   
>10/10   
>beautiful eyes   
>great personality   
>she even plays vidya with me   
>"i - i think i love you"   
>she looks at me with the happiest face   
>"oh anon i -"   
>wake up
>meet girl
>10/10
>beautiful eyes
>great personality
>she even plays vidya with me
>"i - i think i love you"
>she looks at me with the happiest face
>"oh anon i -"
>wake up
User avatar #42 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I had a dream last night where a really hot chick with huge tits was about to give me a BJ.

Her lips were almost touching the head, and then I woke up.
#83 - puremadmentalged (10/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #3931455 at Friendly **
Scared to thumb in case banned for pornographic content
#148 - mrcocoabeans (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>have fetish sex in my dream without waking up   
>Turns out to be intense wet dream   
>Roll over with massive erection   
>See parents staring at me. Remembering im in a one bedroom apartment with my parents sleeping in the bed right beside me. TFW
>have fetish sex in my dream without waking up
>Turns out to be intense wet dream
>Roll over with massive erection
>See parents staring at me. Remembering im in a one bedroom apartment with my parents sleeping in the bed right beside me. TFW
#14 - fargtwo (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Good ole' Valvrape.
User avatar #160 - robertolee ONLINE (10/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I dreamt I had the ability to fly, but like in the new superman movie I couldn't keep it up, I kept falling, then jumping and flying a tiny bit, I eventually got really high then fell really far and just as I was about to hit the ground I woke up. Was furious, it was very lucid and I wanted to see what it felt like to fly.
#7 - worldatarms (10/10/2013) [-]
The boobs.... WHERE ARE THEY?!   
BOOOOOOOBBBSS!
The boobs.... WHERE ARE THEY?!
BOOOOOOOBBBSS!
User avatar #4 - teranin ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah the way our new asshat moderators have been acting, this will get you banned for sure. I really hate these new mods
#167 - mraye (10/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #115 - goldenfairy ONLINE (10/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Source? Considering some comments might be Valvrave 2nd season, but I gotta make sure.
User avatar #117 to #115 - MaverickZero ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
It's episode 10 of the first Valvrave season. 20 minutes, 46 seconds in, to be precise.
#38 - Virt (10/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #104 - critality ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
-dreaming
-on my way home from summer camp
-driving beside a lake in the yukon from the back seat, leaning forward
-meanwhile I'm also superimposed over myself in the upright position in the same seat
-friend in the front seat starts handing me perfect spheres of weed about the size of a softball that were stolen from my parents
-look to my right and see a girl without a face kick a white rabbit into the lake
-wake up
-all my wat
#84 - infinitereaper (10/11/2013) [+] (18 replies)
As annoying as dreams can be I love them   
   
In dreams, there is no gravity, no aches, no pain, just pure reality. The world is free, movement isn't so restricted... I can fly if I want  I can imagine. Dreams are always different and the worlds and stories are not always positive, but even waking from nightmares I can't help but think:   
   
"Man, dreaming is so much better than being awake."    
   
 Every time sex is involved in a dream I usually wake up because I get too excited.
As annoying as dreams can be I love them

In dreams, there is no gravity, no aches, no pain, just pure reality. The world is free, movement isn't so restricted... I can fly if I want I can imagine. Dreams are always different and the worlds and stories are not always positive, but even waking from nightmares I can't help but think:

"Man, dreaming is so much better than being awake."

Every time sex is involved in a dream I usually wake up because I get too excited.
User avatar #101 to #100 - infinitereaper (10/11/2013) [-]
How to say this... "its all in your head" like I said dreams can be annoying, I often struggle in dreams with a few things, but it doesn't take much to delete entire mountains or not need to fear injury since you are inherently immortal.

I think it's a lot like the Matrix, you just have to believe... and concentrate and take control and whatnot. But eh, the dream world isn't a world many have successfully traveled. I barely scratched the surface there were so many things I wanted to study/try
#35 - kibi (10/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I have sex in dreams all the time.   
   
tmi 						****					 >  And sometimes I orgasm so hard I actually wake myself up.
I have sex in dreams all the time.

tmi **** > And sometimes I orgasm so hard I actually wake myself up.
User avatar #12 - monkeybrains (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sauce?
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