Trying to get morning sex from your gf. knock knock mother . she can be a little shy
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - psykobear
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User avatar #8 to #3 - wellimnotsure
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god that gif never gets old
#7 - Bit
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Quite a lot of couples have sex in the early morning, especially ones in which one or both must leave for work or college early.


Many couples have plenty of sex in general, I don't know why there are so many posts about girls not giving sex. If you're not *******, but you've ****** her in the past, there may be another issue you aren't tackling.
User avatar #9 to #7 - melwach
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I think it's just a problem for the later years. Especially after you have kids.
I don't think I know younger (20+) couples who don't have sex a couple of times a week.
User avatar #17 to #9 - rottingcarcass
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Solution: dont have kids (or adopt) and **** like rabbits.
User avatar #45 to #7 - arkensas
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Off to Newgrounds.
User avatar #39 to #7 - letting
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I suppose that would imply that she would have to exist in the first place....




Oh well.
User avatar #16 to #7 - achphoenix
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cant tackle an issue when she isnt honest about it...
User avatar #18 - dinomyar
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Of course she wont open her clam for you, you have crabs!
#19 to #18 - wakami
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User avatar #23 to #18 - moshthun
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Damn, what a crabby joke.
User avatar #36 to #23 - metallicaone
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if the women wont commit to the relationship she might be a little shellfish
#40 - deathrinder
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You just gotta know how to handle the pussy
You just gotta know how to handle the pussy
User avatar #10 - mymiddleleg
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So you beat her till she opens her legs?
#43 to #10 - ocpeople
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Nice try Chris Brown.
#11 to #10 - kaboomz
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It's super effective!
#31 - semierectnipple
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Having morning sex
Having morning sex
User avatar #32 to #31 - woodizeeman
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um sorry bro, but it think you may have crabs.
#2 - brknsoul
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have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?
User avatar #5 to #2 - luddethebunny
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Dude, no..
#34 to #2 - tepelstreeltje
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***** ****...
I was eating. Was.

grilled cheese that smells like fish
User avatar #46 to #2 - killerliquid
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Not the granny vags again...
User avatar #44 - xXMAQXx
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probably because you have crabs
User avatar #14 - bubblegumfaerie
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Technically, morning sex is the only thing that happens in my relationship considering we both finish work at half 5 in the morning.

Poor neighbours..
User avatar #24 to #14 - moshthun
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What job do you have, and when do you start?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bubblegumfaerie
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We're both croupiers and we start at half nine at night.
User avatar #26 to #25 - moshthun
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That is damn awesome. Is teh wage any good?
User avatar #28 to #26 - bubblegumfaerie
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It is pretty cool, not gonna lie but when you're having a bad day it gets quite embarrassing when you can't do the maths that's needed.

I earn £6.93 an hour because I only started on the tables a year ago. My boyfriend has been on the tables for 2+ years and earns £7 odd.

The better you get the more you earn.
User avatar #29 to #28 - moshthun
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That is damn awesome.

Have a great day!
User avatar #30 to #29 - bubblegumfaerie
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Thanks! Have a good one ^_^ Xx