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#3 - psykobear (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 - Bit ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Quite a lot of couples have sex in the early morning, especially ones in which one or both must leave for work or college early.


Many couples have plenty of sex in general, I don't know why there are so many posts about girls not giving sex. If you're not ******* , but you've ****** her in the past, there may be another issue you aren't tackling.
User avatar #18 - dinomyar (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Of course she wont open her clam for you, you have crabs!
#40 - deathrinder (11/26/2013) [-]
You just gotta know how to handle the 						*****
You just gotta know how to handle the *****
User avatar #10 - mymiddleleg (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So you beat her till she opens her legs?
#2 - brknsoul (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?
#31 - semierectnipple (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Having morning sex
Having morning sex
User avatar #44 - xXMAQXx (11/26/2013) [-]
probably because you have crabs
#38 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
oh so you're tryin to give your girlfriend crabs
User avatar #41 - jbgotswag (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you beat your gf. you deserve to rot in hell.
User avatar #37 - colinrupe (11/26/2013) [-]
Even more relevant because Cloyster is a ******
User avatar #14 - bubblegumfaerie (11/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Technically, morning sex is the only thing that happens in my relationship considering we both finish work at half 5 in the morning.

Poor neighbours..
#4 - nuful ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
**nuful rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Funny wrong number texts ** just poke her with your cock
>torchic used peck
#49 - neznanc **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
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#42 - blueninja (11/26/2013) [-]
there are a few sex jokes here, i just feel it
there are a few sex jokes here, i just feel it
User avatar #35 - chillingbear (11/26/2013) [-]
Just turn her on and she will be all for it.
User avatar #27 - soule (11/26/2013) [-]
"Trying to get"? How about you just ask?
User avatar #22 - istoleyoursoxs (11/26/2013) [-]
actually I tend to have sex more often in the morning than at night, makes for a great morning and therefore a better day! in theory
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