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Truth Thread: Tr we post truths we' learned as adults that were the opposite
of what we were told (or thought) when we were younger. School, work, chicks,
money, whatever.
in high school and suffering, den' t Worry. High School deosn' t *******
matter. **** , College barely matters. Just make sure we pass: fer mest
careers, yew grades den' t ******* matter. Also, the Internet is yew "permanent
record": ain' t **** hem High School that fellers yeu_
people we will meet are ******* idiots, but because there are SC) many ofthem we look like the . Dent
be discouraged.
Wwomen den' t know what they want until their late cos., and buthrt time its tee late (for her and foryou}_ Between the
ages of 18 and 25, they are sobbing ********* . Women whe are not married bythe age of 35 are huge ******* red flags:
avoid at all costs.
have zero loyalty's pieceworkers. Dent dontthinkthat a company cares about yen even ifyou have a cool
boss. They will feed we to jellyfish and stream that **** live if it increases revenue by 1%. De everything possible to work
The rat race is just that: dent participate.
Tthere' s a reason why governments demand a monopoly en violence, and forbid it' s use by mest of its citizens: violence
usually gets results. Whether physical, economic, emotianal. er political, ifyou need **** done, just ******* get **** dens.
Have a vision and sticked it. It' s bettered fail en than succeed en sameone else' s_ Being nice and compliant is a
great waite get ****** .
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Submitted: 09/02/2014
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User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (09/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Your flaws do not make you unique, they make you flawed; it is how you deal with your flaws that make you unique
If you cannot love or respect yourself, why should anyone else do it for you?
Challenges only seem challenging when you're looking at them from downhill. It's only when you climb the tallest mountain that you realize it wasn't very tall after-all
There is no fundamental meaning of life; the only meaning it has is the meaning you put into it
Happiness is a matter of perspective, not achievement. Once you start appreciating what you have and stop feeling sorry for yourself, you'll find that it's difficult to be anything but happy
Experiences do not make you wise, proper interpretation does
You are one in over 8 billion ways the human brain is capable of expressing itself; you are already different from those around you, stop trying to force yourself to be more-so
Everyone being proud of you is not nearly as important as you being proud of yourself
The principles you hold close to your heart are the only things worth dying for
If you can live with yourself, you can live with anything
If you have to have something in order to feel validated, chances are it's not the thing you need
Nobody is taller than the last man standing, but if you have to compromise your principles in order to be in that situation, you are no longer a man
You cannot be perfect to everyone, but you can be the perfect version of you
Everyone suffers, your pain does not make you special, do not expose yourself to more in order to try and be so
A first impression is what people see, a last impression is what they remember
Everyone goes down eventually, it's your choice whether you want to go down like a man or go down like a little bitch
You only really fail when you don't learn anything from it
It's good to protect yourself and be safe, but if you have to sacrifice your life to be so, it isn't worth it
If you are not your role-model, you're not trying hard enough
#3 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
i need this **** in poster size
#13 - jakatackka (09/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Some of this is wise, but the rest of it is very bitter. He basically says "everyone is stupid except for me". If that's the case, stop surrounding yourself with idiots.
#1 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Europe should follow the last one to be honest.
#2 to #1 - tjocksnorris (09/02/2014) [-]
everything should follow the last one
User avatar #17 - dazimzamman (09/02/2014) [-]
size matters
User avatar #38 - cornrun (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Don't fear death, fear a life lived alone.
#42 to #38 - Ezzi (09/03/2014) [-]
But I like being alone
#19 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh yeah, I want to go to med school, law school or graduate school (my grades don't matter do they..( or getting good grades in high school to get into a better college/more financial aid to get better opportunities but wait those don't matter)) The guy who wrote this lived one life and and has not even completed. Why does everyone on the internet feel so entitled to give everyone advice on everything((don't get me wrong you can give advice for things specific to your life but don't make huge dogmatic statements like this)
User avatar #22 to #19 - quantumparadox (09/02/2014) [-]
theres nothing stopping you from working your ass off the get them once you've decided what you want to do
User avatar #14 - corsairjoshua (09/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I like how he says that "most of the people you meet are idiots" and automatically excuses the reader from being an idiot. So evidently, 4chan thinks of themselves so highly that anyone on there cannot possibly be one of the "regular people" who they generalize and insult.

What a bunch of pretentious ******** .
#21 to #14 - meanboner (09/02/2014) [-]
everyone could be considered an idiot compared to one's way of thinking and interests
User avatar #7 - gdikodiak (09/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
that post is deep... sometimes i forgot there are people on 4chan, among the fags
#47 to #46 - jusmumbo (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I actually asked them for legit advice such as dating and career at certain times, and before then it was "kill yourself faggot" and after it was real genuine stuff.
Totally worth it.
User avatar #4 - fourthplace (09/02/2014) [-]
I just want people to know that I made that spaghetto comment then im good
User avatar #44 - iridium (09/03/2014) [-]
Don't give a flying **** about the kind of entertainment people like, nor have regrets about your own (unless it's ****** up entertainment at someone else's expense). You'll just end up being a bitter cunt.
#39 - incontinence (09/03/2014) [-]
**** like this pisses me off, no, you aren't a special snowflake, and no you probably aren't that smart. The only reason that you might be surrounded by idiots, is because you are working in a job for idiots and if you're working a job for idiots, you're either an under achiever, or an idiot. Either way that's your fault.
User avatar #30 - Aleafe ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
what does he mean by the internet being you permanent record
User avatar #10 - Magnet (09/02/2014) [-]
Life doesn't begin after graduation, it begins when you decided to start doing something with it and take action
User avatar #5 - illuminazi (09/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
nobody is going to find me just because i have a social networking account
#36 - garymotherfingoak (09/03/2014) [-]
This seemed reasonable enough until i got to "Almost everyone is ******* retarded but you"
then it the rest of it went downhill except for the company one.
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