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True shit

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Submitted: 02/23/2014
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#22 - tanus (02/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
dnd stories
worth the read
#4 - laxwarriord (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is why i love my group, we start wacky and it just gets stranger from the beginning
#9 - pineapplepeople (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Start as dwarves and elves and finish as humans? Something's ***** here.
User avatar #12 to #9 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
The Deck of Many Things has taken hold.
#20 - silverlance (02/24/2014) [-]
tfw no D&D group
#17 - asasqw (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Paladin
>I come drunk to session
>Try to take out entire demon encampment by myself
>Trip over invisible imp
>Rescued by party a few days later
>7 months later party wakes up with a random baby in our camp
>Succubus made a half-ling with me
>Struggle with morals of smiting evil baby
> **** it I'm making a hell boy
#15 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Yep, my friends and I all started with a mighty paladin, ranger, cleric, and wizard.   
   
Now we throw each other into traps, take every curtain and carpet we see, shoot goblins in the dick, and insult minions.
Yep, my friends and I all started with a mighty paladin, ranger, cleric, and wizard.

Now we throw each other into traps, take every curtain and carpet we see, shoot goblins in the dick, and insult minions.
User avatar #31 - gozoglontz (02/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
does anyone have a link to that one site where you can play dnd and many other tabletops online? if yes , anybody wanna go for a round with me or something?
User avatar #28 - ilovetocuddle (02/24/2014) [-]
I have a risk group, bad no dnd group. feels badman.
#25 - darcabyss (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Somewhat fractured story time!

>First D&D campaign, friend invited me
>Be Fighter with Awesome Great Sword
>Roughly 8 feet long sword
>Using spare Bag of Holding as sheath
>Join party, encounter owl bear
>Kill it no problem
>Randomly make sleeping bag out of it's skin
>Gives +1 AC
>Camp for the night, boars attack
>Fail to successfully wake up, four out of six boars attack me.
>Minor damage, finally wake up
>Attack and kill 3 using Cleave, wound the 4th.
>Continue our quest (should have made boar slippers)

To be continued...
User avatar #19 - johnnyferno ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
I once threw a bible in a DnD game, dealing 8 dmg to a friend. Then Bible fight began.
User avatar #14 - Hybricide (02/24/2014) [-]
All my Dnd groups stayed as Monty Python all the way through..
#13 - bluwizard (02/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What D&D groups you playing with? Mine start as Monty Python, and generally end with us becoming demigod-like (if not demigod) beings.

I'm currently playing a lich heading for demilich and we will be tackling the abyss layer by layer till we get bored and **** up some other plane of existence.
User avatar #11 - nsali (02/24/2014) [-]
love d&d... love d6 (westend games) starwars better.
the rules system is a perfect example of how rping should be, and you can run any style of campaign (d&d, sci fi, vampire, old west, **** even the matrix, harry potter, or aliens etc etc, whatever you can think of, it can be very easliy converted to the d6 system for play)
User avatar #10 - Sataria (02/24/2014) [-]
I once ended a D&D game by by farting on a goblin
User avatar #8 - acask (02/24/2014) [-]
its come to the point that no one even tries to be controlled and i just point the chaos
User avatar #5 - longlivedead (02/23/2014) [-]
My group seemed to be the opposite: at first I was DM and I played the game like a fun goofy adventure, but the more we switched DMs the more serious the game got. I didn't like it as much.
User avatar #3 - rockmanfan ONLINE (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
anyone ever play teh dresden files RPG? is there a good way to run it?
#2 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
D&D is stupid, try Earthdawn or GURPS
User avatar #7 to #2 - metalheadtildeath (02/24/2014) [-]
try ******* off and dying.
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User avatar #29 - yunoknow (02/24/2014) [-]
after reading Malazan Book of the Fallen, and finding out the author had all of these ideas from D&D, I just feel inadequate.
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