True Story. Just kidding it's probably BS.. ile: l 363 931 89268 Mjpg-( 26 KB, 41 3x3 95, ) 33 I Anonymous (( Thu) LITE? No/ " Hey, Emu! I work at a record stor
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Just kidding it's probably BS.

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33 I Anonymous (( Thu) LITE? No/ "
Hey, Emu!
I work at a record store. I am not the best looking guy and not a huge charmer, but Ne picked up a few female customers. Today, a girl who was a solid T came
in with this fat, unshaven, poorly dressed autist in a ******* goddamn fedora. The kid comes up to me asking owe have Faust, and I say "shiggy-"
His eyes glow.
L ******* . Called it.
You know about ychan?"
know about ychan?"
Dude, what the **** are you talking about," I am a damned good liar. His female companion goes "Chris, this is embarrassing," and walks over to our CD
So this fat kid starts going around looking through our prog and want garde music, and I walk over to the girl. They were both probably around my age, though
the fat guy looked very young, partly because of his patchy, ugly attempt at a beard, so I decided to **** with this kid and start hitting on the girl he' s with.
After faking interest in her **** taste for a while, I ask, loudly enough for the guy to hear, why she and "her brother" are here today.
The fedora guy turns and awkwardly loudly says "I' m not her brother and we' re on a date," and this chick ******* Ganges and says "It' s more of, uh, a mend
I swear to god ffyou could have seen that guy' s face you would never forget it.
Again, I am not mchammer, but the asshole in me was taking over, and Must couldn' t resist. I said "Well, ffyou ever want to go on a regular type date, I' m always right here," and the girl smiled and said
she' d do that some time.
invinted her to buy am shoegaze mils since she liked Loveless and Chris bought a Beefheart vinyl, and I slipped in a reference to him having "plebeian" taste and he lost it about khan again and I
pretended he was acting insane and I had no idea what it was, the girl just shook her head and said "Chris, nobody knows about your stupid website," then Chris asked if he could borrow some money to
pay for his Beefheart vinyl. The girl left me her number.
Chris, ffyou' re on here, thanks
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Submitted: 05/12/2014
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#3 - ferron (05/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I know that every story on 4chan is fake, but I really want to believe this is true, and so going against common sense, I will believe that this actually happened.
User avatar #1 - superpower (05/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
My god if this isn't the best 4chan story I've ever read
User avatar #21 - trolljunkusa (05/13/2014) [-]
I'm relating to everything on the front page today, damn

>Be last year
>Just bought my first gun
>Mossberg 500
>Went to go get some Hoppes to clean the gun
>I browse /k/ quite often, there are lots of /k/ jokes about how hoppes can be used as cologne, and hoppes air fresheners (the smell is very toxic and strong
>Ask the guy if he has hoppes
>"Yeah, you looking for the air freshener or the actual stuff?"
>He starts laughing
>I get a big smirk on my face
>I say "The actual stuff, say, you got any moist nuggets?"
>His eyes widen
>he says "k?"
>I say "yes, k"
>We both sit there for a few minutes discussing /k/ stuff
#25 - brettyoke ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Asks for money to pay for his ****

#20 - jntcoolman (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So did Chris ever respond?! Its killing me not knowing if he did or not.
#24 to #23 - jntcoolman (05/13/2014) [-]
#2 - xanderpetty (05/13/2014) [-]
*******					 glorious
******* glorious
#29 - thehorrorthehorror (05/13/2014) [-]
HFW "plebeian taste"
#11 - billyborschtbelt (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Mommy, mommy! I hate my sister's guts!"

"Shut up, and eat what's put in front of ya!"
User avatar #19 - sociocat (05/13/2014) [-]
Guy with a fedora going on a date with a girl
Guy with a fedora going on a date
Guy with a fedora with a girl
Date with a girl
Never happened
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