True Story. Just kidding it's probably BS.. ile: l 363 931 89268 Mjpg-( 26 KB, 41 3x3 95, ) 33 I Anonymous (( Thu) LITE? No/ " Hey, Emu! I work at a record stor Sommetimes i cry
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True Story. Just kidding it's probably BS.. ile: l 363 931 89268 Mjpg-( 26 KB, 41 3x3 95, ) 33 I Anonymous (( Thu) LITE? No/ " Hey, Emu! I work at a record stor

Just kidding it's probably BS.

ile: l 363 931 89268 Mjpg-( 26 KB, 41 3x3 95, )
33 I Anonymous (( Thu) LITE? No/ "
Hey, Emu!
I work at a record store. I am not the best looking guy and not a huge charmer, but Ne picked up a few female customers. Today, a girl who was a solid T came
in with this fat, unshaven, poorly dressed autist in a fucking goddamn fedora. The kid comes up to me asking owe have Faust, and I say "shiggy-"
His eyes glow.
L Fucking. Called it.
You know about ychan?"
What?"
know about ychan?"
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about," I am a damned good liar. His female companion goes "Chris, this is embarrassing," and walks over to our CD
racks.
So this fat kid starts going around looking through our prog and want garde music, and I walk over to the girl. They were both probably around my age, though
the fat guy looked very young, partly because of his patchy, ugly attempt at a beard, so I decided to fuck with this kid and start hitting on the girl he' s with.
After faking interest in her shit taste for a while, I ask, loudly enough for the guy to hear, why she and "her brother" are here today.
The fedora guy turns and awkwardly loudly says "I' m not her brother and we' re on a date," and this chick fucking Ganges and says "It' s more of, uh, a mend
date."
I swear to god ffyou could have seen that guy' s face you would never forget it.
Again, I am not mchammer, but the asshole in me was taking over, and Must couldn' t resist. I said "Well, ffyou ever want to go on a regular type date, I' m always right here," and the girl smiled and said
she' d do that some time.
invinted her to buy am shoegaze mils since she liked Loveless and Chris bought a Beefheart vinyl, and I slipped in a reference to him having "plebeian" taste and he lost it about khan again and I
pretended he was acting insane and I had no idea what it was, the girl just shook her head and said "Chris, nobody knows about your stupid website," then Chris asked if he could borrow some money to
pay for his Beefheart vinyl. The girl left me her number.
Chris, ffyou' re on here, thanks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - ferron
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I know that every story on 4chan is fake, but I really want to believe this is true, and so going against common sense, I will believe that this actually happened.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hellomynameisbill
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there is no social obligation to lie on 4chan. there is complete anonymity and no favours hence cancelling out the social construct of popularity and relinquishing the need to earn social approval by storytelling of lies or rumors.
User avatar #13 to #4 - ferron
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While that is true, there is also no obligation to tell the truth or even the whole truth. I take many 4chan stories as exaggerations of stories that actually happened to improve their appeal or content. So in essence I see them filled with small little lies.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hellomynameisbill
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tl;dr there is literally no need to brag about such a mundane situation
User avatar #6 to #5 - yunoavailable
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yes but people do like to come up with funny stories. also even though there's no reason to everyone still likes to brag on there
#16 to #6 - anon id: 5177d54f
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**anonymous rolled image** I literally ****** my ex gf front of her mother and 5 year old sis.. Not even lying.
#15 to #5 - kungfulouie
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Some people just lie to lie, because it's funny.  I'm not saying 4chan is filled with terrible people, I'm just.... hahaha, I couldn't even finish that sentence.  No, 4chan is filled with terrible people.
Some people just lie to lie, because it's funny. I'm not saying 4chan is filled with terrible people, I'm just.... hahaha, I couldn't even finish that sentence. No, 4chan is filled with terrible people.
User avatar #1 - superpower
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(05/13/2014) [-]
My god if this isn't the best 4chan story I've ever read
User avatar #7 to #1 - batmanthesaiyan
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What the hell is Shiggy and plebeian?
User avatar #12 to #7 - lexivex
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(05/13/2014) [-]
"Shiggy" aka "Shiggy Diggy" Is the phonetic way of saying ISHYGDDT "I sure hope you guys don't do that"

So when Neck Bear came in asking for Faust, OP said shiggy to basically say Neck Bear had **** taste. Neck Bear also being a 4channer recognized the phrase.
#10 to #7 - hailhisnoodliness
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>2000+14
>plebs don't know what plebeian means
shiggy diggy doo
#8 to #7 - anon id: eda07304
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No idea on shiggy but plebeian is a roman term for a commoner, its used to say someone is average, that they're not as good as the person calling them that. Its used by 4chan, and its like calling a gamer a casual, or saying someone's waifu is ****.
#9 to #8 - batmanthesaiyan
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Thanks man! Here, have this Hot dog!
#22 to #1 - trolljunkusa
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User avatar #21 - trolljunkusa
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I'm relating to everything on the front page today, damn

>Be last year
>Just bought my first gun
>Mossberg 500
>Went to go get some Hoppes to clean the gun
>I browse /k/ quite often, there are lots of /k/ jokes about how hoppes can be used as cologne, and hoppes air fresheners (the smell is very toxic and strong
>Ask the guy if he has hoppes
>"Yeah, you looking for the air freshener or the actual stuff?"
>He starts laughing
>I get a big smirk on my face
>I say "The actual stuff, say, you got any moist nuggets?"
>His eyes widen
>he says "k?"
>I say "yes, k"
>We both sit there for a few minutes discussing /k/ stuff
#25 - brettyoke
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(05/13/2014) [-]
>Asks for money to pay for his ****

User avatar #26 to #25 - smithforprez
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that is just low class
User avatar #27 to #26 - akaito
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Can't you see it? Chris is a true alpha, making females pay for his ****.
User avatar #28 to #27 - smithforprez
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lol
#20 - jntcoolman
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So did Chris ever respond?! Its killing me not knowing if he did or not.
User avatar #23 to #20 - tosado
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It's 4chan, somebody claiming to be Chris is going to respond.
#24 to #23 - jntcoolman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I CAN DREAM HAROLD!
#2 - xanderpetty
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(05/13/2014) [-]
******* glorious
******* glorious
#29 - thehorrorthehorror
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(05/13/2014) [-]
HFW "plebeian taste"
#11 - billyborschtbelt
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(05/13/2014) [-]
"Mommy, mommy! I hate my sister's guts!"

"Shut up, and eat what's put in front of ya!"
#17 to #11 - ironsoul
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#14 to #11 - sirslowass
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#18 to #11 - ilikepatatas
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that's actually kinda funny, now go away.
User avatar #19 - sociocat
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Guy with a fedora going on a date with a girl
Guy with a fedora going on a date
Guy with a fedora with a girl
Date with a girl
Girl
Never happened