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I work at a record store. I am not the best looking guy and not a huge charmer, but Ne picked up a few female customers. Today, a girl who was a solid T came
in with this fat, unshaven, poorly dressed autist in a fucking goddamn fedora. The kid comes up to me asking owe have Faust, and I say "shiggy-"
His eyes glow.
L Fucking. Called it.
You know about ychan?"
know about ychan?"
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about," I am a damned good liar. His female companion goes "Chris, this is embarrassing," and walks over to our CD
So this fat kid starts going around looking through our prog and want garde music, and I walk over to the girl. They were both probably around my age, though
the fat guy looked very young, partly because of his patchy, ugly attempt at a beard, so I decided to fuck with this kid and start hitting on the girl he' s with.
After faking interest in her shit taste for a while, I ask, loudly enough for the guy to hear, why she and "her brother" are here today.
The fedora guy turns and awkwardly loudly says "I' m not her brother and we' re on a date," and this chick fucking Ganges and says "It' s more of, uh, a mend
I swear to god ffyou could have seen that guy' s face you would never forget it.
Again, I am not mchammer, but the asshole in me was taking over, and Must couldn' t resist. I said "Well, ffyou ever want to go on a regular type date, I' m always right here," and the girl smiled and said
she' d do that some time.
invinted her to buy am shoegaze mils since she liked Loveless and Chris bought a Beefheart vinyl, and I slipped in a reference to him having "plebeian" taste and he lost it about khan again and I
pretended he was acting insane and I had no idea what it was, the girl just shook her head and said "Chris, nobody knows about your stupid website," then Chris asked if he could borrow some money to
pay for his Beefheart vinyl. The girl left me her number.
Chris, ffyou' re on here, thanks