True Story. . Good night Thor. Once upon a time, your little brother tied a horse. Now go to sleep.. Thanks for the censor OP. The internet wasn't ready for that sort of language.
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True Story

Good night
Thor.
Once upon
a time, your
little brother
tied a
horse.
Now go
to sleep.
...
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Submitted: 10/03/2013
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#45 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by genderless
Fixed. It had to be done.
User avatar #3 - I Am Monkey (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thanks for the censor OP. The internet wasn't ready for that sort of language.
User avatar #1 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
he turned into a female horse and was ****** by a horse and gave birth to a eight legged horse
#17 - avengerofthenight (10/03/2013) [-]
Also afterward he gifted it to his father so ge could ride on it through the sky... Yay mythology!
Also afterward he gifted it to his father so ge could ride on it through the sky... Yay mythology!
#18 - konamicode (10/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - Yojimbo (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Go To F*ck To Sleep

You are more than welcome, FJ.
#54 - lawerancearm (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #20 - whiplasher ONLINE (10/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
He got ****** by a horse*

And gave birth to a horse called Sleipnir(from what I remember).
#37 - trevanman (10/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
that's how Fenrir came to life.
and how Tyr lost one of his hands because he put it in Fenrir's mouth.

seriously. who would put his hand into a wolf's mouth?
#39 to #37 - trollmobile ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
1. no, that's how Sleipner came to life, Odin's 8 legged horse
2. the only person fennrir trusted, was tyr, so when the gods decided to chain fenrir in magical chains, made by the dwarves out of the beards of women and the roots of mountains (and some other stuff i can't remember, it was the explenation of how women don't have beards anymore anyway) the only one fenrir would let close to him, was tyr
he let tyr put the chains on him, only if he had his hand in his mouth, as insurance that he wouldn't be tricked (fenrir didn't know the chains were magical, and was comfortable in the knowledge that he could break any normal chains)
as soon as fenrir understood that he had been tricked, he bit down on tyr's hand, biting it off.

norse mythology geek up in this ****
#15 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
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#49 - bjerneironbeard (10/03/2013) [-]
Loki actually shape shifted into a mare and got ****** by a stallion, then he gave birth to Sleipnir. So technically Loki is the mother of Sleipnir.
#16 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
H-How did he find out?
H-How did he find out?
#47 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
random loki gif
random loki gif
User avatar #71 - ilikethisusername (10/04/2013) [-]
he probably fell in love with sarah jessica parker leave him alone !
User avatar #56 - albertjester (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sleipnir - Manowar if you dont think a horse with eight legs that can ride through time and space is the tightest **** then get out of my face.
User avatar #38 - whycanticaps (10/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
he got turned into a female horse, was ****** by another horse, and gave birth to a horse

**** , punishment was serious business back in the days
User avatar #34 - kieranbaker (10/03/2013) [-]
He also ate a heart and gave birth to wolves. Still don't know if my ancestors were very creative or they found the best weed ever.
User avatar #76 - failtolawl (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what did he do to the horse? I can't figure it out.
User avatar #81 to #76 - gladiuss (10/04/2013) [-]
They said he ****** wit it, somehow. Not very cool. ******* wit a horse when it just doin' it's thing.
User avatar #19 - wankershimm **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]
he didnt **** it, he got ****** by it...
He is the mother of the result, an eight legged flying horse (not usig that weak "wing" **** ) named sleipner..
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