Troll son. . THE PROBLEM ABOUT BEING A PROGRAMMER My mom said: Haney. please my ter the market and buy 1 battle trf milk. if they have eggs. bring ti" I came ba
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Troll son

THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said:
Haney. please my ter the market and buy 1 battle trf
milk. if they have eggs. bring ti"
I came back with 5 bottles of milk.
She daid:" Whar the hell did you buy 5 bottles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!!"
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Submitted: 06/09/2014
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User avatar #5 - patwed (06/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
thats not a programmers problem, thats an autistic douche who has no concept of languages problem
#72 - twotwelve (06/10/2014) [-]
MFW programmers on here too smart and programmy to enjoy the joke.
User avatar #38 - nywrestler (06/10/2014) [+] (18 replies)
inb4 actual programmers say that this is wrong.
#31 - ashinydoornob (06/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
heh i like this joke
heh i like this joke
User avatar #75 - deathleprechaun (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure I get it. Is the problem that programmers have minimal understanding of basic ******* English?
#43 - awesomeruben (06/10/2014) [-]
Here in Murica
#111 - biomedic (06/10/2014) [-]
This is the last time I send you to the shops son. You disappoint me.
User avatar #6 - enemyoftrn (06/09/2014) [+] (40 replies)
One question for Euro-FJunkers and American Junkers, does milk in your countries come in glass bottles like the picture? And do they get delivered to your doorstep every dawn, like in Tom and Jerry cartoon?
~A curious 3rdWorld Funker.
User avatar #109 - gereorth (06/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or.. An autistic person.

I've been an intern at a home for autistic children. One time a kid kicked a ball under a bed. He didn't know what to do how to get the ball. So I told him to go under the bed and get the ball.. I never told him to get back from under the bed when he had the ball.
User avatar #102 - bozzeo (06/10/2014) [-]
there are two kinds of people
if(...){
}
or
if(...)
{
}
User avatar #96 - krobeles ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
This joke is only ever slightly funny, when its a programmer and his wife. When it isn't a programmer but just some random, that just means the dude is ******* retarded.
This just tells me that the person who made this, didn't understand the logic of the original joke.
0/10, would downthumb again if I could.
#69 - geese (06/10/2014) [-]
A real programmer would say "error variable type not declared" or something like that
User avatar #119 - babyweasel (06/10/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you let the code monkeys out of there cages.
User avatar #80 - ubercookieboy (06/10/2014) [-]
There is no implication the second sentence is related to the first.
#62 - Womens Study Major (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Input> Buy one milk
if (sensorvalue(eggs) >1)
buy 6 milks

It's simple stuff really.
User avatar #65 to #62 - caerulea (06/10/2014) [-]
It's not specified as 6 milks. Just, "6."
#44 - Womens Study Major (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 intro to c "programmers" try to ruin this decent (but frequently reposted) joke
#56 to #44 - yourmomsintern (06/10/2014) [-]
K&R <3
#3 - awesomechardey (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I remember when people were arguing about non-programmers are all fakers for pretending to understand this joke.
User avatar #70 - thechosentroll (06/10/2014) [-]
No, that's the problem about being a smartass and/or ******* .
#41 - aliennova (06/10/2014) [-]
**aliennova rolled image** It's so EB
User avatar #35 - MrSunday (06/10/2014) [-]
yeah i get my milk in a glass bottle thats delivered, i live in america
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