Tried to exercise a hamplanet
> be me
> be tall and lean like Dad
> Mom is short hamplanet
> constantly complains about being fat
> I talk her into going for a walk for exercise
> we walk the neighborhood
> she's complaining the whole time
> 40 minutes and 1 1/2 miles later she's about to pass out
> I sprint home, grab her a Gatorade, and yell for Dad to start up the car
> we pick her up
> only one street away from home
> she spends the next three hours whining that it isn't her fault because exercising too hard
> Dad eats 1/3 of a gallon of ice cream while she tirades
> mfw she's claiming she too fat for walking
>mfw this will never be me
> be tall and lean like Dad
> Mom is short hamplanet
> constantly complains about being fat
> I talk her into going for a walk for exercise
> we walk the neighborhood
> she's complaining the whole time
> 40 minutes and 1 1/2 miles later she's about to pass out
> I sprint home, grab her a Gatorade, and yell for Dad to start up the car
> we pick her up
> only one street away from home
> she spends the next three hours whining that it isn't her fault because exercising too hard
> Dad eats 1/3 of a gallon of ice cream while she tirades
> mfw she's claiming she too fat for walking
>mfw this will never be me
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