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User avatar #4 - steinway (11/04/2015) [-]
haha! trapped. luckily for me I'm immune to these tricks

#5 - thebluedream ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
fixed
User avatar #46 to #1 - yugiohkris ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
10/10
#6 to #1 - anon (11/04/2015) [-]
Bruh that ass is fat though, how could you not wanna be trapped in that snatch
#11 - anticitezenone ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 to #11 - ljxjlos (11/05/2015) [-]
I used to hate zwieback as a kid. Am I turning into zwieback, soon?
User avatar #12 to #11 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
If only that was how life worked.
#7 - anon (11/04/2015) [-]
Original?
#8 - noplaceperson ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Oh god. Not the horror of being in a committed intimate relationship with someone that cares about you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kibuza ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
my 'insert opposing genitalia' whipped person who can't take a joke senses are tingling.
User avatar #13 to #9 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Is cock whipping a thing?
User avatar #30 to #13 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
I imagine it's smacking someone using your cock.
User avatar #31 to #30 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
You'd have experience in that l)
User avatar #33 to #31 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
I wish.
User avatar #34 to #33 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
WHY ARE YOU ALONE GO FIND A MAN GEEZ
User avatar #35 to #34 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND GEEZ
User avatar #36 to #35 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
WELL THEN LET HER COCKWHIP YOU!
User avatar #37 to #36 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE
User avatar #38 to #37 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
That seems like a poor decision.
User avatar #40 to #38 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
I'll try to get her into pegging, but she doesn't want sex until marriage.
Ok, she totally wants to have sex, but she promised herself and God that she'd wait until marriage.
User avatar #41 to #40 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
If it's any consolation, I got shot down before even getting rejected today.
User avatar #42 to #41 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
I know you'll find someone. Everyone does.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU
User avatar #43 to #42 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Wrong, some people die alone waiting.
#47 to #43 - tenaciouslee (11/05/2015) [-]
**** , dude....I didn't need these feels tonight.

I guess it's better to die alone waiting than live a life with someone you loathe.

Or at least, that reasoning makes it a tiny bit easier confronting the fact that I'll probably die alone with no funeral.
User avatar #44 to #43 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2015) [-]
Not anymore, we've got online dating.
User avatar #45 to #44 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Sorta complicated with me
User avatar #14 to #13 - kibuza ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
I don't see why not. Women can't change their opinions based on relationships?

What are you? Sexist?
User avatar #15 to #14 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
Well I mean usually when someone says pussy-whipped it's suggesting that the woman is in control, which is odd in of itself, but surely that means that the default is having the guy "in charge" which I think is stupid but there you go
User avatar #18 to #15 - kibuza ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Obviously if you disagree with the person on such a level, you should not be in a relationship with them to begin with.
User avatar #19 to #18 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
That is probably true though
User avatar #21 to #19 - kibuza ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
I don't see why it wouldn't be true. Humans have the possibility to have a huge difference in opinion on many topics. If you find someone that disagrees with something you feel is essential to yourself as an individual, why would you try to pursue a relationship with that person?

You should just ignore then and continue with your life. After all, it's you life and chances are these people have nothing to do with it.

User avatar #22 to #21 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
I don't really have room to be picky.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kibuza ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Yea I've seen a few of your posts. You're some kind of trans who seems to be usually pretty negative towards relationships. Probably based on some past experiences.

I hope you find someone who loves you for who you are.
User avatar #24 to #23 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
I'm a salty ************ , this is true, but it's not my fault.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kibuza ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Well if it's truly not your fault... like I said, I hope you find someone who loves you regardless of your political / moral views.

I'm a terrible cis white male and I'm lucky to have found someone who shares my opinions on many topics, and I hope you can too.
User avatar #26 to #25 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Hey, we ain't affiliated with the tumblr.

You've probably got a big dick tho...
User avatar #27 to #26 - kibuza ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
haha, the funny thing is I think I remember relating one of your older posts to tumblr. Something about police brutality and woman's rights. I'm good with remembering names.

Nah I am 6", MAYBE 6, 1/2" depending on how you fit into my fetishes.

User avatar #28 to #27 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
>DICKS
User avatar #16 to #15 - kibuza ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
No, I think the natural is having your own views and opinions dictate who is in charge, and what is and isn't right.

If you let the fact that you need to **** affect your opinion then you are "insert genitalia here" whipped. If you keep your views regardless than you are someone who appreciates individual thought and does not shy away from thoughts or ideas that may offend you partner.
User avatar #17 to #16 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
I am too damn tired for this, I just agree.
#3 - maestroxvi (11/04/2015) [-]
When he finally realises his mistake
User avatar #29 - rogaa (11/05/2015) [-]
edge
#20 - cosmicline (11/05/2015) [-]
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