Training Motivation. Makes sense.. TRAIN HARD, AS If A PLISKIN RAPE ME BAY. >get RapeX >put in butt >dirty criminal tries to buttsex you, gets spikey sleeve stuck on cock instead >convince uneducated criminals you have HIGHL motivation gym Workout
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - demandsgayversion
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(06/06/2014) [-]
>get RapeX
>put in butt
>dirty criminal tries to buttsex you, gets spikey sleeve stuck on cock instead
>convince uneducated criminals you have HIGHLY contagious parasites
>everything you touch has a good chance of becoming infected
>touch whatever you want
>social pariah with midas touch
>you have now beat prison
User avatar #8 to #6 - newmanbiggeo
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what if there into that then what?
User avatar #9 to #8 - demandsgayversion
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As long as you have another RapeX, they can only try once.
User avatar #10 to #9 - newmanbiggeo
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also once they pull out they know that you don't have parasites and will beat the **** out of you
User avatar #11 to #10 - demandsgayversion
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They're uneducated criminals, we're assuming they'll think the barbed sleeve is a parasite.
User avatar #12 to #11 - newmanbiggeo
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okay fair enough
User avatar #17 to #6 - motty
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>get shanked
User avatar #26 to #17 - demandsgayversion
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>infested blood all over your hand
>all over floor
>spores fly into air
>3 weeks later, everyone bursts from the inside
>Last of Us zombies
#13 - anon id: 613ca930
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User avatar #20 to #13 - deathtobreakfast
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Big Neodymium Magnets Destroying Stuff!!!
#14 to #13 - samoaspider
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sponbebob had a lot of plot
sponbebob had a lot of plot
#15 to #13 - berkut
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#1 - jimmymod
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**jimmymod rolled image**
#2 - therussianboy
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**therussianboy rolled image**
#3 - khorneation
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I always thought if i was gonna go to prison, i was gonna shove crushed glass or splinters up my ass. Let them come.
#4 to #3 - legyplegy
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Oh they're going to come. Right before they beat the **** out of you after seeing their new glass encrusted dick.
#5 to #4 - khorneation
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Its gonna look like a god damned discoball.
#7 to #5 - lolfacejimmy
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stick*
#18 - spamzor
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Pretty sure that the person that posted this reads Cracked.com, there was an article about prisons a short while ago that had this pick. It also said that prison rape "only" happens to 0.7-6.3% of all inmates.
User avatar #19 to #18 - lotengo
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To be honest, that seems like a lot
#21 to #19 - spamzor
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I thought the same. I guess they're all so used to the delusion of powerstruggle during sex *coughdecadentpigscough*

Oh, and link to the mentioned article: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #22 to #21 - lotengo
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If there was a 0,7 chance of me gettin it up the ass i would start workin out a lot....tough mostly running, dont think lifting will do me any good since they probably gang up on me.

also, after lifing your muscles are tired and you are vulnerable, i recover a lt faster from cardio
#23 to #22 - spamzor
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Anyone would react defensively in those conditions.

The whole prison thing seems like a giant system to create a more broken society. Send them to work camps, like they used to. After you get about 90% of the current inmates out ofcourse. The article says that every 1 in 32 americans in now imprisoned, you can't convince me that this is for the best.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lotengo
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thank god im European
#25 to #24 - spamzor
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eeyup, we just have police & government squabbeling over petty problems while ignoring the large ones.

Still very westernly influenced though, many places now act like it's an American soap.
User avatar #16 - payseht
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or just start a firm diet of glass