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#2 - theswagisreal (11/24/2015) [-]
these bikers be stealing all the women
#57 to #2 - jrockjesse (11/24/2015) [-]
nah, nobody likes bikers anymore, they are all fags.
User avatar #49 to #2 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
that's like 60% of the reason i want to learn to ride a motorcycle. The other 40% is because my dad was a biker and i feel the need to carry on that torch.
User avatar #52 to #49 - fuzzyballs (11/24/2015) [-]
yeah, it doesn't work if you're ugly
User avatar #58 to #52 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Depends on how ugly and the kind of ugly. There are some girls that will go for guys completely because they ride motorcycles... Also helps if you can actually get girls without the motorcycle though.
User avatar #61 to #58 - fuzzyballs (11/24/2015) [-]
yeah, it doesn't work if you're ugly
period
User avatar #62 to #61 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Sure it does as long as you don't have a ****** motorcycle... although at some point that's just a question of women overlooking looks for money.
You seem to think that luck with women revolves around looks a whole lot more than it actually does.
User avatar #63 to #62 - fuzzyballs (11/24/2015) [-]
you need to understand what period means
it does not work if you are ugly
#66 to #63 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
I guess it's easier to blame your ****** up love life on a lack of good looks than it is to admit you're a ****** person and that's why people don't like you.
User avatar #67 to #66 - fuzzyballs (11/24/2015) [-]
1) you don't know my love life
2) I'm ugly
3) I'm not a sociable person
4) **** you too, bud
#37 to #2 - brainstormer (11/24/2015) [-]
The truth actually
trust me, every time I ride some old guy comes to me and explains how he rode an ancient motorcycle years ago while could bone a chick
#60 to #37 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Maybe that's got something to do with the douchecycle in the picture there. That's not a real motorcycle it's a winy piece of **** .... I'm talking about a genuine motorcycle. It just looks like crap, even if it runs fine and all.
#64 to #60 - brainstormer (11/24/2015) [-]
that's the motorcycle I ride. is it still too douchy for you?
say no to cycle stereotypes, respect all bikers
#59 to #37 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
yes. idk wat anyone is talking about but i never get any bitches from my bike. they seem to actually be turned off by the idea....
#33 to #2 - iwantbananaslol (11/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #2 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
i've ridden motors all my life
the only things i got were criticism and accidents
User avatar #10 to #8 - theswagisreal (11/24/2015) [-]
sorry dude.

have some encouragement you've got a big dick at least

User avatar #11 to #10 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
i wouldn't say that
User avatar #13 to #11 - theswagisreal (11/24/2015) [-]
nice ass?
User avatar #14 to #13 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
my ass is lumpier than cottage cheese
also i'm a guy
#5 to #2 - affix (11/24/2015) [-]
The week i got a bike, two girls were fawning over it in the parking lot when i walked up.
It was barely even a bike, a 250 ninja. At that highschool i went to there were only 3 bikes on campus including mine, so i guess it was rare. I took one of them on a few rides and dates.
This is the bike.
#38 to #5 - benderisgreat (11/24/2015) [-]
This is my 86' Kawasaki ZL600 Eliminator.
User avatar #34 to #5 - viscerys ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
My dad's a motorbike enthusiast, and after I get my license, should've done it 2 years ago, me being 19 now he's selling me his old Katana. It's ******* awesome and I can't wait.
#29 to #5 - spambassador (11/24/2015) [-]
n0ice bike m8 what year is it? I got an '89 750 that i rebuilt from salvage lol
#25 to #5 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
rare to see one with that paint scheme. nice find.
User avatar #12 to #5 - pooplol (11/24/2015) [-]
Dude I know the feel, I ride a Cbr 600 and so many girls and guys comment on it . Pretty dope ass bike too
#24 to #12 - zayinzetaseven ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
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**zayinzetaseven rolled image**ATM im working on getting a CBR 3000 im pretty stoked id post pics but im too lazy
User avatar #27 to #24 - pooplol (11/24/2015) [-]
3000, pretty ballsy
#30 to #27 - zayinzetaseven ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
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**zayinzetaseven rolled image**ehh....its go hard or go home right?
#7 to #5 - vorarephilia (11/24/2015) [-]
currently looking for a bike of my own. This information has revived my search anew.
#9 to #7 - affix (11/24/2015) [-]
I paid 1200 for a kawasaki ninja 250.
Pops and i fixed the carburetor, (wasn't running)
Insured it, rode for 6 months. Bonded with it. A girl i was seeing named it "Nina"
Loved it like a partner, but i was young and foolish at 17.
I foolishly smashed it, lucky to have my life.
I regret being reckless, but i carry away with me the knowledge, experience, and lessons now.
Progressive paid me 1450 for it.

Now 3 years later i'm riding again, this time on a FZ6 Raven Yamaha. haven't found the right name for it yet but i do love this bike. I won't repeat the arrogant mistakes of the past. Maybe my story will help you ride safer.
#48 to #9 - announcement (11/24/2015) [-]
My current bike, Kawasaki Vulcan S.
Only recently got my license so I only got to ride it for about 1 month now, unfortunately it's snowing here atm so I'm gonna have to stash him in my garage for the next month(s).
#45 to #9 - ratstroke (11/24/2015) [-]
what happened for you to smash it? I have nearly smashed mine a couple of times in the first few weeks of having it (same model as pic). Mostly because I was driving like a maniac and would get off my road (lucky a car wasnt coming or i wouldnt be writing this). Its actually happened more times than Id like to admit.

The FZ6 looks pretty sick man. Must go off like a mofo. It reminds me of the husqvarnas and ktms for some reason. Too bad I just moved to the uk cos id love to ride again.
#68 to #45 - affix (11/24/2015) [-]
I rounded a corner and a high side slide and catch trebucheted me through the air, and i wizzed past a concrete bench into the grass ditch while the bike hit the bench, knocking it off its base.

I painted it black the month before. Total loss.
#69 to #68 - affix (11/24/2015) [-]
I was on my back, unable to get up as if an elephant was sitting on my chest.
My only concern was the motorcycle, nothing felt broken. When i saw it the heavy hand of reality hit me across the face.
You could have died, and this bike took the fall for you instead. Learn from this or die early.
#70 to #69 - ratstroke (11/30/2015) [-]
**** man that sucks. Im glad you survived it cos there was a lot you could have crashed into. Be safe man.
#40 to #9 - Glitched (11/24/2015) [-]
mine is named Bob...
User avatar #36 to #9 - barakakaka (11/24/2015) [-]
Yami (from Yamaha) Zexy (Z6) or be edgy and call her what every girl in 2000 used as a nickname online "Raven".
User avatar #18 to #9 - kurusudarling ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
i ride a honda cbr 600 named rajah
#15 to #9 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
I had a 954 as my first bike, my friends held an "it's been nice knowing you" party. Good times.
I rode it like it was stolen, any season, dropped it on an unmaintained mining road in the Yukon, slapped carbon fiber, airbrushed lightning all over it and carried on.
I sold it for a grand, still pulled hard but it wasn't reliable enough for me to trust it >300km/h so I got rid of it.
I have a 2008 cbr 1000 now, it isn't half the bike the 954 was, even worn out, but I won't give up riding until I have to.
#26 to #15 - facepalmftw (11/24/2015) [-]
My first and second bikes, I've only been riding for a couple years, so I still have both. Never got any chicks with them, but I guess that's because I didn't start until after college.
User avatar #19 to #15 - kurusudarling ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
wait youll ride in the snow? are you mad
User avatar #16 to #15 - affix (11/24/2015) [-]
Stay alive m8
User avatar #3 to #2 - undeadmaus (11/24/2015) [-]
I have a feeling that's a kid
User avatar #32 to #3 - advice (11/24/2015) [-]
or a really thin girl
User avatar #41 to #39 - dreygur (11/24/2015) [-]
He probably thought you meant the picture
User avatar #42 to #41 - undeadmaus (11/24/2015) [-]
you're right it didn't even cross my mind
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