Traffic Light. . A I WANNA BE DANGE Raus I WANNA DO AOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT REBE LUON YOU STOLE ATRAFFIC LIGHT. >Already own a traffic light >Say you want to steal a traffic light >Take picture with traffic light
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#8 - I Am Monkey (10/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>Already own a traffic light
>Say you want to steal a traffic light
>Take picture with traffic light
User avatar #7 - cptmongtard (10/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
User avatar #9 to #7 - pwnedomega (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, traffic lights are ****** huge man
#35 - mattmanhemi (10/21/2013) [+] (18 replies)
well guess im not the only person to steal a traffic light
#27 - etrian (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
First a traffic light, then the declaration of independence.
#19 - anonymous (10/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
He's really been lifting if he can lift a 24-30lb. traffic light.
User avatar #20 to #19 - IAmManbearpig (10/21/2013) [-]
>implying 30lbs is heavy
User avatar #34 - yiffcario ONLINE (10/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Next hurricane I'm taking a traffic light.
User avatar #41 to #40 - yiffcario ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
>Street lights
#66 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (10/21/2013) [-]
#5 - grandlordchicken (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #60 - dzeusas (10/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can't you steal road signs like normal people, those lights must be very expensive.
Just kidding, I'm just very jealous
#58 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/21/2013) [-]
a guy goes up to a girl and says wanna play firetruck?
the girl says ok
the guy tells the girl that he will put his hand on her thigh and move upwards and she yells redlight when she wants him to stop
so he starts moving up and the girl eventually yells REDLIGHT

long story short he's being raped in prison by the Nazi's
#50 - JudasLitl (10/21/2013) [-]
nobody ever appreciates how ******* big those really are until they get close to it,
>lulz im gonna steal a traffic lighy
User avatar #88 - mettih (10/21/2013) [-]
And then we have me, I took a 30 minuttes extra bicycle ride to give a key i found to the police
User avatar #73 - sienimies (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Holy **** i didn't know they're that huge.
User avatar #83 to #73 - superunclesam (10/21/2013) [-]
I found one of the 3 way lights with my friend once, what you dont know is those things weigh a lot, a **** ton in fact, and I aint exactly no bitch here but it took me and my friend to lift it. we decided it wasnt worth walking it half a mile home and knew why they had just left it there, because whoever puts the effort into stealing it, good for them.
User avatar #109 - gwenisghey (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
phanact werent you talking about this once
User avatar #110 to #109 - phanact (10/21/2013) [-]
holy **** how do you steal a traffic light
#104 - teratorn (10/21/2013) [-]
i wish i had balls to steal a traffic light...
User avatar #26 - karson (10/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
stagger! I summon you! show me the color of your text!
#118 to #117 - karson (10/22/2013) [-]
ahh, yes. this pleases me. much better.
#91 - anonymous (10/21/2013) [-]
Yeah I see why that's slightly funny and all for however many seconds, but that's a ******* traffic light, they're a bit too ******* important for someone to just steal. What a twat, jesus
User avatar #11 - pwnedomega (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
To take a traffic light you would have to have an empty street for about 30 minutes and have no police or someone who would notify authorities, a cherry picker truck, multimeter, and shut down the current to the post lest you get shocked.
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