Traffic Light. . A I WANNA BE DANGE Raus I WANNA DO AOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT REBE LUON YOU STOLE ATRAFFIC LIGHT. >Already own a traffic light >Say you want to steal a traffic light >Take picture with traffic light Traffic Light A I WANNA BE DANGE Raus DO AOMETHING CRAZY GO STEAL TRAFFIC LIGHT REBE LUON YOU STOLE ATRAFFIC >Already own a traffic light >Say you want to steal >Take picture with
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#8 - I Am Monkey
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(10/20/2013) [-]
>Already own a traffic light
>Say you want to steal a traffic light
>Take picture with traffic light
#16 to #8 - anon id: 123a0fdb
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(10/21/2013) [-]
But how would he have a trafic light if he didnt steal it?Do they sell trafic lights?
#18 to #16 - mcronq
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Probably, I haven't seen one that used bulbs like the one shown in years, maybe he got one after an upgrade.
User avatar #53 to #18 - baaltomekk
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Here in Germany they look mostly like this except that the cassing is black here.
#33 to #8 - anon id: 1ad509a5
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(10/21/2013) [-]
hello moderator
User avatar #74 to #8 - ugabz
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(10/21/2013) [-]
owning a traffic light is pretty crazy
User avatar #106 to #8 - elcreepo
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Why would you own a traffic light?
#23 to #8 - infinitereaper
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I remember telling a joke once that went something like "yeah build a ******* spaceship go to the ******* moon and take pictures, then come back and don't show anybody because no one is going to believe you anyway."

It's not likely... but hell, people do crazy **** all the time.
User avatar #43 to #8 - mnbmadison
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(10/21/2013) [-]
the wires on top of it are cut
User avatar #7 - cptmongtard
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(10/20/2013) [-]
THEY'RE HUGE OMG
User avatar #51 to #7 - redstag
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(10/21/2013) [-]
One time I was driving along and had to stop at a light near a free-way entrance the light was flashing because they were working on it and a dude was hanging on the wire next to the light. IT WAS LIKE TWICE AS BIG AS HE WAS.
User avatar #63 to #7 - daentraya
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Ever noticed that windmill wings are ******* huge? I never pondered over this, and when i saw a single wing on this long truck thing i was like 'holy **** dats a huge ******* wing'
#85 to #7 - tabarzins
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(10/21/2013) [-]
they're pretty big
User avatar #55 to #7 - rockamekishiko
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(10/21/2013) [-]
OMG I KNO RITE!?? ZOMFG
#59 to #7 - mcquiston
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(10/21/2013) [-]
That's what she said.
User avatar #72 to #7 - jordanish
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(10/21/2013) [-]
In europe they're about half the size of that monstrosity
User avatar #76 to #72 - wliia
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(10/21/2013) [-]
You probably wouldn't be able to see it then. I'm pretty sure they're about the same size in the US and in Europe.
User avatar #80 to #76 - jordanish
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(10/21/2013) [-]
In europe you have much smaller roads than in America. A traffic light is about 90 cm-1 meter tall and 30-40 cm wide
User avatar #81 to #80 - wliia
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #82 to #81 - jordanish
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Also roads in America are much bigger. We don't have any of that "4 lane freeway so wide you can fit 4 18 wheeler trucks side by side on it" over here. 3 lanes is often the most you'll see on a motorway between major cities (and sometimes it's even just 2 lanes)
User avatar #100 to #82 - theist
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #102 to #100 - jordanish
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Because petrol isn't ridiculously cheap (about 12 dollars per gallon and at the best of times was about 8 dollars a gallon) so people don't drive as much or as far and cars and trucks are much smaller (you never see 18 wheelers and camper vans are half the size)
User avatar #113 to #102 - theist
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I guess that would explain the obesity rate being lower then? I'm sure it's not as simple as that, but when gas is as expensive at 12 dollars a gallon, I'd imagined most people use other means of transportation.
User avatar #116 to #113 - jordanish
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(10/22/2013) [-]
there are other reasons for inner city lanes being smaller but the eruopean motorized rollinghams are smaller than your american cars and a lot of people don't drive long distances so motor ways don't need to be as wide to compensate
User avatar #9 to #7 - pwnedomega
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, traffic lights are ****** huge man
#17 to #9 - sequel
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting that they are huge.
#35 - mattmanhemi
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(10/21/2013) [-]
well guess im not the only person to steal a traffic light
#49 to #35 - anon id: 1a2fc22f
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(10/21/2013) [-]
faggot-earring
#54 to #35 - anon id: 9d0dd43d
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Traffic lights are ******* awesome!
#111 to #54 - nazguultje
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(10/21/2013) [-]
how do you actually steal that thing?
#108 to #35 - nazguultje
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I know what i'm going to do next weekend
#46 to #35 - youxbarstard
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(10/21/2013) [-]
doesn't look too heavy does it?
User avatar #115 to #46 - mattmanhemi
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(10/21/2013) [-]
its actually like like 200 pounds, i welded a post for it sit on
#119 to #115 - youxbarstard
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(10/22/2013) [-]
On this day I found out I weigh more than a traffic light.
User avatar #47 to #35 - remainsx
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(10/21/2013) [-]
TAKE OFF THE ******* TITTY ****** LICKING STUPID ASS EARRING STUD PIECES OF ********** **** YOU ******* FLAMING SPARKLING HOMOSEXUAL QUEER FAG...
User avatar #90 to #47 - halfi
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Dude don't be a dick, eh looks like a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #94 to #90 - remainsx
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(10/21/2013) [-]
He looks like a sparkling vampire from twilight.
User avatar #114 to #94 - mattmanhemi
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(10/21/2013) [-]
alright its only one ear,the kids with the pikachu profile pic shouldnt be talking ****, why dont you post a pic of yourself
User avatar #120 to #114 - remainsx
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I don't put up pictures of myself on the interwebs
User avatar #121 to #120 - mattmanhemi
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(10/25/2013) [-]
so your just an asshole who judges other people and is too much of a pussy to show themselves
User avatar #123 to #121 - remainsx
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Also, thanks for calling me a "kid." I find that amusing.
User avatar #122 to #121 - remainsx
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Do we not all judge others on the internet? And I wouldn't use "just a pussy" as a way to describe why I won't post a picture of myself, just the fact that I understand the risks and benefits of putting you picture on a website such as this. The risks and the stupid **** to come along with it definitely out-weighs any benefits.
User avatar #124 to #122 - mattmanhemi
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(10/26/2013) [-]
so you are still trying to justify insulting someone for looking different?and there is honestly little to no risk of uploading a picture of yourself on the internet, its not 2003 where everyone thinks someone is going to track down their location.
User avatar #125 to #124 - remainsx
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm trying to justify that the kid looks like a complete douche. I'm sure you think there are people out there who look like douchebags as well, and don't say you don't. I happen to believe this is one in particular.
#95 to #94 - gandalfthered
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(10/21/2013) [-]
i think he looks quite cute
i think he looks quite cute
#27 - etrian
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(10/21/2013) [-]
First a traffic light, then the declaration of independence.
#77 to #27 - alexandervascus
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(10/21/2013) [-]
YESSSSS
YESSSSS
#86 to #27 - liquidz
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#19 - anon id: 96476627
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(10/21/2013) [-]
He's really been lifting if he can lift a 24-30lb. traffic light.
User avatar #57 to #19 - kirkbot
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(10/21/2013) [-]
they're called traffic light, not traffic weight
User avatar #20 to #19 - IAmManbearpig
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(10/21/2013) [-]
>implying 30lbs is heavy
User avatar #22 to #20 - humorouswaste
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(10/21/2013) [-]
hed need a ladder to steal it, thus carrying it with one hand while using a ladder
User avatar #24 to #22 - IAmManbearpig
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(10/21/2013) [-]
it would be tough, but one being because there wouldn't be a good grip, the other being they weigh closer to 60 lbs than 30. which I learned after I posted that comment. even so, if it were 30, it wouldn't be the weight that would be the issue so much as the awkwardness to carry it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Hells
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(10/21/2013) [-]
or, just maybe... he bought it.
User avatar #70 to #25 - IAmManbearpig
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(10/21/2013) [-]
most likely, it would be just about impossible to steal a traffic light without getting caught
User avatar #31 to #25 - humorouswaste
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(10/21/2013) [-]
He probably had one handy. Who would buy something just for a tumblr picture?
User avatar #71 to #31 - IAmManbearpig
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(10/21/2013) [-]
maybe he wanted one for other reasons than just the tumblr picture. for example: having a ******* traffic light. it's a hilariously useless conversation starter
User avatar #34 - yiffcario
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Next hurricane I'm taking a traffic light.
User avatar #36 to #34 - kynhardt
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Why wait for a hurricane?
User avatar #37 to #36 - yiffcario
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Because they always are on the streets when they happen. Easier to take.
User avatar #38 to #37 - kynhardt
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Where's the fun in just picking it up off the road?
User avatar #39 to #38 - yiffcario
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I'd rather not get arrested for taking one off a pole in daylight.
User avatar #40 to #39 - kynhardt
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(10/21/2013) [-]
That's why the sun goes down.
User avatar #41 to #40 - yiffcario
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(10/21/2013) [-]
>Street lights
>Lights
User avatar #42 to #41 - kynhardt
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Well, you got me there.
#66 - bayakpo **User deleted account**
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#5 - grandlordchicken
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#68 to #5 - hugsta
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(10/21/2013) [-]
These comics are pretty hit or miss, but when they hit they are actually pretty funny.
User avatar #60 - dzeusas
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Can't you steal road signs like normal people, those lights must be very expensive.
Just kidding, I'm just very jealous
#67 to #60 - mrmeowmixmcgee
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I have stolen a a road sign before....quick advice, dont go for a stop sign or if anyone gets into a wreck because its gone you may be faced wtih manslaughter charges and fines of up to like $3,000



i did not steal a stop sign just a street sign that had my girlfriends last name on it
#50 - JudasLitl
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(10/21/2013) [-]
nobody ever appreciates how ******* big those really are until they get close to it,
>lulz im gonna steal a traffic lighy
>OH GOD IT'S BIGGER THAN MY COUCH