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Toy Story 4

 

You can see that at first she is all "whatever," but I like to think at the end she was seriously questioning her time spent on Omegle. This little...cartoon? is only graphic in your (and hers, I guess) imagination.

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Submitted: 08/05/2015
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#5 - mintea (08/05/2015) [-]
I fkin love these
User avatar #14 - postingloudly (08/05/2015) [-]
YOU SHOVED YOUR HAND UP A TOYS ASS TO PREFORM FELLATIO ON ANOTHER TOY... YOU'VE EARNED MY THUMB

User avatar #59 to #14 - beaterthebiter (08/06/2015) [-]
THE CHOSEN ONE HAS RETURNED! TIS A GLORIOUS DAY INDEED!
User avatar #50 to #14 - ghostofnignaz (08/06/2015) [-]
I cringe hard whenever i read your comments. I cringe even harder when i realise that you're a mod.
User avatar #53 to #50 - codegeek (08/06/2015) [-]
Shut up whitey, you're not allowed to complain about other users until you're a decent blue color. postingloudly is a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #66 to #53 - ghostofnignaz (08/07/2015) [-]
Shut the **** up.
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User avatar #22 to #14 - philskimbosh [OP](08/06/2015) [-]
It wasn't fellatio! It was DNA Acquisition Tactics.
#13 - postingloudly (08/05/2015) [-]
WELL ATLEAST WE KNOW THE SICK **** BEHIND THE PUPPET IS NOW
User avatar #65 to #13 - hakma (08/06/2015) [-]
How did you come about with your alias?
#51 - pineapplechunkss (08/06/2015) [-]
Does this look like the face of mercy?
#20 - Coolinbny (08/06/2015) [-]
I've been on Funnyjunk for probably a decade or more, and a user since 2009, but you are the first person that I've ever subscribed to, and that's after I've been on Funnyjunk almost daily for the past few years.
User avatar #56 to #20 - bryzag (08/06/2015) [-]
where's the source to this?
User avatar #67 to #56 - Coolinbny (08/07/2015) [-]
I wish I knew :/
#3 - passwordpassedaway (08/05/2015) [-]
Obligatory
#18 to #3 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, I'm the OP in this picture. Posting as anonymous so I don't seem like an attention whore
User avatar #45 to #18 - hackmon (08/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna choose "not"
#15 to #3 - cabbagemayhem (08/05/2015) [-]
All the funny, half the cancer.
User avatar #6 to #3 - philskimbosh [OP](08/05/2015) [-]
I made the mistake of trying to explain this to someone that just does not have the mindset for it. Then I made the further mistake (after getting the weird looks) of saying "I read it somewhere online" which, while true, just served to make me look like I was up all night thinking about it, WHICH I TOTALLY NEVER WAS.
#10 to #6 - passwordpassedaway (08/05/2015) [-]
Hey man, you don't need to explain yourself. We all have those little things that do it for us. Some of us like flat chested girls, some of us like red headed toys, some of us even jack off to puppets that talk to people on Omegle. I'm not saying I'm the kind of guy who likes the dog best of all, I'm just saying that I won't ask you how long you spent looking for sexy dolls if you won't ask me why I've saved your videos for private use. You do you, and I'll do me, it's not like I jerk it to puppets or anything that would be weird ha ha Do more dog though
#19 - chinchulines (08/06/2015) [-]
you can see her reconsidering going to omegle ever again in 02:06
User avatar #23 to #19 - philskimbosh [OP](08/06/2015) [-]
"I could have been doing my laundry."
#4 - martinfreeman (08/05/2015) [-]
well
#49 to #4 - demonhammer (08/06/2015) [-]
well well
#21 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
Why does just about everything fj users create end up looking like a sad and humorless copy of something else and still gets thumbs like mad. It really is beyond me how everything is saying this **** is hilarious when it would be at about -100 if someone reposted it from another website.
User avatar #40 to #21 - mizzdepp (08/06/2015) [-]
But I can see in your later comments that you apologised
always nice to see someone not being affraid of that (:
User avatar #25 to #21 - philskimbosh [OP](08/06/2015) [-]
Don't like it or think it is stupid? That is fine. Can't please everyone all of the time. Spending time wondering why other people like it seems wasteful.
Unless you are saying there is some correlation between whether it is the original creator vs. a repost and it's inherent entertainment value?
#27 to #25 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
not just talking about you btw. Also about hankhillofthe his ridiculous dancing routines that would easily make it into a cringe comp if it were from another website and would make everyone on here laugh about how retarded he looks, and the ******** of bad OC comics like that whole Losers thing that never had one good moment but got thumbed to oblivion.
User avatar #28 to #27 - hankhillofthe (08/06/2015) [-]
Well I guess that's what's different between people like me and phil and you.

We aren't self-centered enough to care if people are laughing. We just have fun for fun's sake.

Try it sometime.
#30 to #28 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
and you say you are not selfcentered while posting video's of yourself dancing and trying to be funny online? That sound like one of those attention-whoring facebook teens saying they don't care what people think yet posting 100's of composed fotographs
User avatar #31 to #30 - hankhillofthe (08/06/2015) [-]
Ayy, it's god's work compared to spending all your time and effort making people feel bad on the internet!
#32 to #31 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
I spend the majority of my time and effort in my education and social life. Then sometimes I'm here for funny stuff and now I have to look at a faggot like you.

But I understand it must be easier for you to think that I'm some kind of evil entity working day and night to make people feel bad than accept that you made yourself look like a retard in the eyes of everyone that is not heavily biased towards liking everything that resembles OC
User avatar #33 to #32 - hankhillofthe (08/06/2015) [-]
arnt u a speshl little guy~
#29 to #28 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
nah dude, you're compensating for all the abuse your cringy ass get's in real-life. You don't look less retarded here, people just lose objectivity when something is from their own social circle.

And I don't even care that you are such an autist, it just seems strange that people on here celebrate **** like that and ridicule people a lot less ridiculous in cringe comps. Apart from that I'm happy for you that you found yourself some fans here, don't get me wrong. Doesn't make you look any less stupid though
#26 to #25 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
I'm saying that people only thumb it up and compliment it because somebody from here made it. it's a very poor copy of something somebody else is doing on youtube.

Other than you some people actually try to find reason behind a strange phenomenon they observe. However, I don't expect you to understand, as you don't seem to have very strong reading/analytical skills.
User avatar #34 to #26 - philskimbosh [OP](08/06/2015) [-]
Wait, a copy of what? I only know of two or three other people that use puppets on those chat sites. Speaking of which, we are talking about the same thing here? I can't see someone getting this combative and verbose over my innocent hobbies and games online. I don't want to go any further, because I need to know what you think I copied. If you are feeling jaunty and can excuse my poor reading/analytical skills, perhaps you can link me to something that you truly find funny that didn't get as many thumbs as you thought it should. Just so I have a basis of comparison considering humor being subjective and whatnot.
#35 to #34 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
yeah I guess I went a little overboard there. I also come here to blow off some steam every now and then since ****** been very heavy with school and life the past few weeks. But it's a lot more fun to blow off steam together at the outside world, and of course you guys should just do you.

So you and hankhillofthe I apologize for being such a cunt, sometimes I'm quite the basterd when I'm peaking on stress and regret it afterwards. I still think you guy's look rather silly but that's no disgrace of course if you're having fun
User avatar #36 to #35 - hankhillofthe (08/06/2015) [-]
Wow. That's super mature of you, dude. Good on you, you're a good guy.

Best of luck with school, I understand how you feel.
User avatar #37 to #35 - philskimbosh [OP](08/06/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I have no quarrel with you if you think my **** is retarded, as you wouldn't be the first person to say that. Feel free to include my stuff in any cringe comp/thread.

I hear ya on the stress part; hope you find yourself a peaceful weekend.
User avatar #38 to #21 - mizzdepp (08/06/2015) [-]
For me it's the fact that our little commuity is putting together somthing fun.
It might not be "i'm puking with laughter" fun.. but it's nice.. I like it.. It makes me smile.
I love the fact that someone on this site actually put time and effort into making something, that in itself is often enough for me to thumb things up ..
Where you just put effort into a comment hating on "it". That doesn't make me smile.
But of course you may have your opinion.

#39 to #38 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
You're right, I was pretty beyond myself with stress at the moment and venting it but that shouldn't be at the expense of others. I apologized below, thanks hankhillofthe and philskimbosh for taking it so chill, I need to learn from that a bit myself
User avatar #42 to #39 - hankhillofthe (08/06/2015) [-]
Dude this makes me so happy I could cry.

People like you who can lose it and bring it back like that, you're a rare breed. You've got a lot of strength, brother.
User avatar #41 to #39 - mizzdepp (08/06/2015) [-]
I just saw.. sorry
I hope your okay !
#43 to #41 - fecal (08/06/2015) [-]
I am just a whole lot of stuff going on that I can do nothing about so I'm just sitting around looking for distractions till something happens, that **** is annoying
User avatar #44 to #43 - mizzdepp (08/06/2015) [-]
I see
I hope it will work out for you soon
#17 - silentpaper (08/06/2015) [-]
i have never subscribed to anybody before. you have earned my first ever sub.
User avatar #24 to #17 - philskimbosh [OP](08/06/2015) [-]
Well, thanks for that!
User avatar #58 - drachma (08/06/2015) [-]
I love it, keep up the good work.

You have an excellent voice for this.
User avatar #46 - negrocop (08/06/2015) [-]
Your voice reminds me of Jon H. Benjamin a lot.
User avatar #47 to #46 - negrocop (08/06/2015) [-]
H. Jon Benjamin*
User avatar #12 - megamantrigger (08/05/2015) [-]
I mean this in the best way, you sound like H. Jon Benjamin.
#11 - towerofpower ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
ECHO... Echo... echo...



A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina. You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."
#2 - donbionicle (08/05/2015) [-]
These get stranger and stranger by the day. I love it. Webm unrelated.
User avatar #7 to #2 - philskimbosh [OP](08/05/2015) [-]
I am glad. It pains me that sometimes I feel that I am the only weird these people on Omegle are getting.
#64 - sneezer (08/06/2015) [-]
This sounds exactly like the Donkey Kong OST from Snide's HQ
What a kickass game
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztV1YVe7l0
#62 - itsmoth (08/06/2015) [-]
**itsmoth used "*roll picture*"**
**itsmoth rolled image** what killed them
User avatar #61 - sonatadusk (08/06/2015) [-]
Do you have a youtube for these?
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