Towergirls. Just pick your princess and Dowry, You cannot pick multiple princesses. Kobold Princess with Candle. YOU ME A YONG MIGHT TASKED WITH " WEST. THE BEN
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Just pick your princess and Dowry, You cannot pick multiple princesses.

Kobold Princess with Candle

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#3 - jamesbaxtersball (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ghost Princess, after you die you can keep on 						*******					 forever.  Also, the love would be nice.
Ghost Princess, after you die you can keep on ******* forever. Also, the love would be nice.
User avatar #18 - anomorphous (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Don't look up Sy0p on aryion.com. don't click the tower girls folder.
#19 to #18 - Nahyon (07/23/2014) [-]
It's too late bruh, it's just too late.
#36 - masterofshiznit (07/23/2014) [-]
im going with either ghost, kobold, or fish
#35 - RedHulk (07/23/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Amazon
#34 - shadowxvoltage ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
fish for the trident and knight for the GOD LIKE POWER I CAN OBTAIN I would then kill my mother as to sever all ties to that side of my family cause shes a bitch and when most people say loved ones they usually means someone you are supposed/thought to love if not then the Drider for "sciencey reasons
User avatar #33 - worldatarms ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Dragon Princess.
We all know why that's best
#32 - oniontree (07/23/2014) [-]
Kobold Princess.
With a short lifespan, she needs the affection.
I also enjoy cuddling.
Also poison ore. Kobolds must be more prominent.

If survival is a thing, we're not living long anyway, may as well enjoy it all.
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User avatar #24 - shadowstepone (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
if you want to survive, ghost and skeleton are the only choices. Both give you immense, unkillable armies, and a relatively hard time getting killed. Succubus might work as a third option because they have magic, but that doesn't seem guaranteed. All in all, i would pick ghost princess with her dowry. If i die i'm fine, because i just turn into a ghost, and the army is literally endless and unstoppable. I'd use it to systematically take out every army other than golems and skeletons, because those two seem too difficult, and then live out the rest of my days ******* a ghost who can be anyone in the world with her shapeshifting powers. If i'm not trying to survive for a long time, might as well shoot for the moon and try the giants. I might get lucky and live, getting super swole, and if not, doesn't matter, had sex.
#23 - CIS White Male (07/23/2014) [-]
Torn between human (with the crown), knight (sounds like a pretty chill relationship), giant, or dwarf (with the anvil)
#22 - CIS White Male (07/23/2014) [-]
Skeleton Princess - liches be mad on mah bone
#21 - Nahyon (07/23/2014) [-]
>Orc and Amazon princess
snu snu here i come
>Knight / Human / Boy princess
Casuals and their desires
>skeleton and dragon Princes
One princess to rule them all, here are the big plays. You don't like to bone her bones ? whatever mate, since she has no intentions for love, enslave some other bitches because hell you are a undead king! same counts for the dragon princess for whatever reason you could dislike that + tower key
>tfw no cat princess
ugh
#15 - CIS White Male (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does Boy Princess have a vagina by default, or a penis?
User avatar #9 - heyfuckyoudipshit (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i am making a CYOA game out of this
User avatar #7 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Knight Princess, of course.
User avatar #6 - jacksipian (07/22/2014) [-]
dragon princess with tower key.
#5 - supercookieduster (07/22/2014) [-]
**supercookieduster rolled image** slime princess with soulgem, or boy princess with book
#4 - prtnchad (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or I could go with the normal ******* human princess... ...one I can actually stick my dick into...
#2 - CIS White Male (07/22/2014) [-]
I'll take every single one of them
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