Tough Guy Jeb
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BACKSTAGE
is swarmed by enthusiastic reporters
chats casually with his family
Pearson is wheeled away with an oxygen mask
stie goes out back where his wife is waiting with three double cheeseburgers
and Rubin shake hands with a scattering of supporters, smiling politely
Clarly Florina sips waterdrop a dish in the hall
Iglasses of champaigne we handed out
pipes up: "You know. Ijust want to say. you all did great out there. I' m really proud of this party. Iwish you all peace and happiness holidays."
Yeah, Merry Christmas everyone! I portforward to locking horns again in the new year!"
Clarly wags curtails
Hey. where' s Jeb?"
I saw him head sraight to his dressing room afterthe debate."
I hope he' s alright."
CUT TD JEB' S DRESSING ROOM
Inlet]: "So you want chaos? I' ll give you chaos."
loads up his revolver and flees the room.. returning to backstage.
e cashes through the crowd of candidates, straight for Trump
e ’a' ses the gm to Trump' s forehead.
urns smirks .
ea: "You think I won' t do it?"
Ll" Itr. "I don' t coupe you' re willing to pull the trigger..."
ea pulls backhoe hammer
Ll" Itr. P. 'cause I know you' re a tough guy."
ea pulls the revolver away and puts it to his own temple and pulls the trigger.
Fas: forward to Fox and Friends the next morning discussing the incident with Trump:
I said it from the beginning, he was a weak candidate. His murder attempt was a disaster. The only thing he did well was suicide."
BACKSTAGE
is swarmed by enthusiastic reporters
chats casually with his family
Pearson is wheeled away with an oxygen mask
stie goes out back where his wife is waiting with three double cheeseburgers
and Rubin shake hands with a scattering of supporters, smiling politely
Clarly Florina sips waterdrop a dish in the hall
Iglasses of champaigne we handed out
pipes up: "You know. Ijust want to say. you all did great out there. I' m really proud of this party. Iwish you all peace and happiness holidays."
Yeah, Merry Christmas everyone! I portforward to locking horns again in the new year!"
Clarly wags curtails
Hey. where' s Jeb?"
I saw him head sraight to his dressing room afterthe debate."
I hope he' s alright."
CUT TD JEB' S DRESSING ROOM
Inlet]: "So you want chaos? I' ll give you chaos."
loads up his revolver and flees the room.. returning to backstage.
e cashes through the crowd of candidates, straight for Trump
e ’a' ses the gm to Trump' s forehead.
urns smirks .
ea: "You think I won' t do it?"
Ll" Itr. "I don' t coupe you' re willing to pull the trigger..."
ea pulls backhoe hammer
Ll" Itr. P. 'cause I know you' re a tough guy."
ea pulls the revolver away and puts it to his own temple and pulls the trigger.
Fas: forward to Fox and Friends the next morning discussing the incident with Trump:
I said it from the beginning, he was a weak candidate. His murder attempt was a disaster. The only thing he did well was suicide."
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