Totaly useless facts Vol.1. Thumb up if you want me to compile more facts Thumb down if this sucked balls.. OH MY GOD!!! PEOPLE DIE BY BEES!!! THEN BY SNAKES!!!!! WHAT THE !?!?!? OC Oax
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #128 - oax [OP]
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User avatar #2 - cptmctavish
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how the **** do you square watermelons?
#103 to #2 - batisto
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watermelon multiplied by watermelon
#54 to #2 - azinfoo
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Hue
User avatar #66 to #54 - kbpilottl
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no, you dumbass, its x^3 for cubed...
#75 to #66 - fireyvoidence
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The joke was that the original commenter asked how you SQUARE a watermelon, so azinfoo here did just that. The joke flew right past 'ya, pal.   
   
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The joke was that the original commenter asked how you SQUARE a watermelon, so azinfoo here did just that. The joke flew right past 'ya, pal.

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#3 to #2 - indonesia
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#4 to #2 - aerious
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Like so
#5 to #4 - cptmctavish
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User avatar #43 to #5 - ompalomper
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it's not really that odd. it's like what they did with chinese prostitudes back in the day.

get them young
tie their feet up real tight
keep it constantly tied up

since there is no room to grow with the rest of the body but it still must grow cus the DNA says you should the feet start growing abnormally becoming like stumps and borderline worthless. same principle, since they are suppose to grow but they can't grow like they want they start to grow out where they can.

also if you wonder just why they ****** up the feet of young chinese slave whores then it is really quite simple. they can't flee if their feet are useless
User avatar #72 to #43 - veneficium
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It's not the prostitutes, its the girls of the rich family, it's supposed to mean that they are rich enough that the women in the house don't have to work. Also some sort of foot fetish they had back in the days.
User avatar #68 to #43 - confusedasian
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Not going to lie, I hate the Chinese, but I really wish that wasn't true.
User avatar #24 - namehasntbeentaken
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OH MY GOD!!! PEOPLE DIE BY BEES!!! THEN BY SNAKES!!!!! WHAT THE ****!?!?!?
#57 to #24 - anon id: 631d493d
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It's the people who are allergic! First they die from their bee allergy, they get helped in a hospital, go outside, and get attacked by a snake and die. (life in Austalia)
User avatar #91 to #24 - wimwam
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I can confirm this. I've been killed by a bee and a snake. It always happens in that order.
#123 to #24 - eyecontacthandjob
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#85 to #24 - hammywh
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because no one could ever think this face would hurt them
#113 to #85 - mehy
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But this one ?
But this one ?
#36 to #24 - agentmoleman
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#26 to #24 - ballwaffle
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heres a talented artist rendering of what that might look like
User avatar #45 - alphavsomega
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uisded
User avatar #52 to #45 - vortexrain
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Holy ****, it still works.
User avatar #53 to #52 - alphavsomega
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yup
#47 to #45 - prohibullion
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User avatar #11 - footballmaniac
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How exactly do you get square watermelons?
#102 to #11 - expeditas
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User avatar #13 to #11 - sladee
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You plant square seeds.
#50 to #13 - riayl
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#76 - ilovedickbuttxd
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Dear diary: Today, OP murdered the english language.
User avatar #124 to #76 - tranquilizer
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There was a reaction image for that, with captions
It said assassinated instead of murdered... I wonder why it disappeared
User avatar #94 to #76 - folkflunky
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rip in peace the inglish language
#70 - thebaseballexpert
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killed by bees THEN snakes???
#73 to #70 - gtocforyou
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#101 - kirkbot
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I do?
#116 to #101 - anotheroneonearth
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sure you do
#59 - pappathethird
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mfw your post   
   
   
   
 But please do make more
mfw your post



But please do make more
User avatar #14 - BlaiseGrimm
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for the ostrich it would be 150% bigger....50% of the size of its brain would only be half...
#49 to #14 - anon id: 6292fe54
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Did you learn math with a 4 year old?
User avatar #15 to #14 - oax [OP]
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Not to be douchy, but 50% bigger means the scale is 1.5, if Id say 150% bigger it is 2.5 times bigger. I could say the eye is 150% the size of its brain.
User avatar #17 to #15 - BlaiseGrimm
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no...50% of 1 is .5 which is also 1/2
100% of 1 is 1.0 which is 1
150% of 1 is 1.5 which is 1 &1/2
200% of 1 is 2.0 which is 2
250% of 1 is 2.5 whcih is 2 & 1/2

think before you speak...
percentages dont have multiple scales, theyre percentages, not variables...
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomahawkkit
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you have 10 apples. I have 20% more apples than you. I have 2 apples. tell me how you think that makes sense?
User avatar #22 to #18 - BlaiseGrimm
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this was in measurement, not number of units
User avatar #23 to #22 - tomahawkkit
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***** units are used for measurement.

your eye is 10 centimeters, my eye is 50% bigger than yours, my eye is 5 centimeters.
User avatar #25 to #23 - BlaiseGrimm
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yes thats a correct statement...
but its inaccurate...
User avatar #27 to #25 - tomahawkkit
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i think I know where you got confused. its all in word usage. if I said I have 20% of your apples, It would mean I have .20 of your apples. if I said I have 20% more apples than you, then I would have 1.20 of your apples. makes sense now?
User avatar #28 to #27 - BlaiseGrimm
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bingo...im pretty slow today
User avatar #29 to #28 - tomahawkkit
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we all have those days
User avatar #30 to #29 - BlaiseGrimm
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i havent been sleeping well...my puppy keeps waking me up
User avatar #31 to #30 - tomahawkkit
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when my dog was a pup he did that a lot, he stopped when I let him sleep with me though
User avatar #32 to #31 - BlaiseGrimm
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i love my dog and all, but aint no way in hell im letting a non potty trained puppy sleep in my bed with me
User avatar #19 to #17 - justaperson
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Do you even math?
User avatar #21 to #17 - TheHutchie
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50% bigger does mean 150%, as in 50% on top of your standard 100.

However, "50% bigger" is a really ******* dumb thing to say. oax should have gone with "150% the size of its eyes" but I'd say he should probably look into getting himself some kind of qualification in basic English before he tackles that kind of issue. Presentation needs work too.

**** this comp in general.

Other annoying, vague numerical phrases include "10 times smaller" and "40% smaller".
User avatar #20 to #17 - oax [OP]
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No, if it is 50% OF the piece, you are right, but it is 50% BIGGER...
#109 - drewhamster
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User avatar #112 to #109 - kalima
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Then the snakes.