Tornadoes. . walf: i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with

Tornadoes

walf:
i had a dream where tornadoes were
made illegal or something i just
remember like a dozen police cars
driving directly toward a tornado with
their sirens on and all getting sucked
into the tornado
...
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Submitted: 08/15/2014
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#6 - scruffyguy (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stop right there, criminal scum
User avatar #8 - willindor ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But how do you cuff it?
User avatar #13 to #8 - cheated (08/15/2014) [-]
Very carefully.
#9 - radiohazard (08/15/2014) [-]
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#22 - squidgy (08/16/2014) [-]
I fought the law and   
I won   
Because I'm a 						*******					 tornado
I fought the law and
I won
Because I'm a ******* tornado
#11 - economicfreedom (08/15/2014) [-]
not that far fetched.....
not that far fetched.....
#41 - mcburd ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#24 - doctorprofessornv (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The war on drugs in a nutshell
#2 - kingderps (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's like making guns illegal in a zone and a guy just walks in and shoots everyone.
#1 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
10/10 my sides have left the room
#5 to #1 - peterdivine (08/15/2014) [-]
You're just watching the tornado, and as you do, you see a blur whiz by you in the air that sounds like "....iolated the law! Pay thE COURT A FINE OR SERVE Your sentence- your stolen goo..."
#34 - Jeff C (08/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
One of the only jokes I've legitimately come up with (or so I think, if it did get out in my head somewhere I haven't figured out from where yet so please feel free to tell me if in plagiarizing. I said it some time last year) is about cops albeit it's a bit morbid
What do you call a policeman having a seizure?
Piggily Wiggily
#42 - imtryingmybest (08/16/2014) [-]
"made illegal or something" so were they made illegal or did the person just guess they were? were the cops going to yell at the tornadoes to make them stop and the tornadoes attacked by sucking them up?
User avatar #49 - stonetomcat (08/16/2014) [-]
So you dreamed of the cops in GTA 4 in real life?
User avatar #29 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I just read "I had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal" and I knew that for the rest of that post I was in for a wild ride
#21 - mebbar (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wouldn't be surprised if there were actually a movie about that.
#51 - megatrondecepticon (08/16/2014) [-]
best thing i've read today.
best thing i've read today.
User avatar #45 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Would the government really be dumb enough to do this? You decide for yourself.
User avatar #25 - hashtronaut ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
reminds me of a joke.. i'm probably butchering it but:

a cop shows up at a ranch, and tells the owner there was a tip he was growing marijuana. So, he tells the cop "you're free to look anywhere you like, just don't go over that fence into that area there"

The cop screams at the rancher "DO YOU SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I CAN GO ANYWHERE I WANT" so the rancher shrugs and tells him to go ahead.

The cop jumps the fence, and a few minutes later you see him running for his life towards the fence with a bull charging him. The rancher chuckles and says "Just show him your badge!"
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