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My friend comes up with odd things to say.

Topa we Hass
8 minutes ago near Milan we mobile It
EARTHQUAKES ARE THE WEIRD EST LIKE WE ARE FLOATING Pl SPACE AND
OUR PLANET JUST DECEITS TD SPONTANEOUSLY " THE
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Topa we Hass
10 hours ago near West Summer we mobile It
Topa we Hass
11 hours ago near West Summer we mobile It
What bilions yodeled instead of roared. I mean you can hear a lion' s roar from eight
kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodel in the middle ofthe african
savannah.
Topanga Hass
11 hours ago near Milan It
Topa we Hass
23 hours ago near Milan we mobile It
The most important thing We learnt in all my years, is that it is a terrible idea to
drink from a cup while lying down.
Topa we Hass
Yesterday near Milan we mobile It
Can everybody comets my funeral in FBI outfits, and not say anything to my parents
so they think I lived a cool double life.
Topa we Hass
Can: tober 9 near West Summer we mobile It
Imagine ifyou sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest ofyour life.
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User avatar #65 - thelegitmetalhead (10/14/2013) [-]
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No, she doesn't smoke.
You may now resume your lives.
#62 - jaramat (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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That's ******* hilarious. Please tell her to make her posts public so I can watch her thoughts.
User avatar #5 - paintplayer (10/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"come to my funeral in FBI outfits"

FBI agents wear suits

Everyone come to my funeral in suits, that'll be unique
#11 - itsmedumbass (10/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Yodeling lions, 						*******					 brilliant.
Yodeling lions, ******* brilliant.
#10 - eating (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"when i erase a word with my pencil where does it go"
"when i erase a word with my pencil where does it go"
#36 - staviemagee (10/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There might not be a yodeling loin, but there is a loin that raps
#38 to #36 - feelythefeel (10/14/2013) [-]
Nobody wants to hear about your loins.
User avatar #4 - kaneyed (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sadly, I've read most of these jokes on the internet already
#3 - azzyx ONLINE (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"What if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops?"

That question has already been answered: what-if.xkcd.com/12/
#28 - killerdeath ONLINE (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
******* .

I knew this would come in handy.
#20 - ofmiceandmen (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had the BIGGEST crush on Topanga from Boy Meets World when I was younger.
#7 - kikx (10/13/2013) [-]
"Spontaneously do the chimichanga"
"Spontaneously do the chimichanga"
#49 - lorkhan (10/14/2013) [-]
That yoddling one.
That yoddling one.
#47 - chibides (10/14/2013) [-]
I wonder how it would be visiting a huge city like new york during the mayonnaise thing, I would be scared 						********					.
I wonder how it would be visiting a huge city like new york during the mayonnaise thing, I would be scared ******** .
User avatar #61 - halotalim (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. Deadpool would be happy
2. There would be flash floods everywhere
3. "woman ya hear that, even the rest of the world knows you ought to be making me a sandwich"
4. It would probably be like the opening to 'Circle of life' in the Lion King
5. Chalk Zone
6. unless you have a straw
7. Come to a funeral in black suits and ties? Isn't that normal?
8. ¿Yo habla Espanol?
#74 - Dember (10/14/2013) [-]
My mother has chronic heart failure. She has flat-lined in the ER twice so far and it's sort of common knowledge among the family that she isn't in the best of health.

Rather than being all depressed when discussing bleak subjects such as the contents of her will, what she would like done with her remains and the specifics of her funeral, she's simply requested that all she wants is to make sure I hire a nice, tall person to dress up in a convincing, realistic costume of the Grim Reaper to just stand around silently, face completely hidden, authentic-looking scythe in hand, for the entirety of the service and never say a word to anyone. No one else should be in on it, either.
User avatar #60 - taxideataxus (10/14/2013) [-]
The pencil one really made me think.
Then I realized, its on the eraser you stupid **** .
#67 - racistwaffle (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or even better that every time you sneezed you spoke a different random language.
User avatar #30 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (10/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Last one reminded me of Gacha Gacha Secret.
Everytime the main character sneezes he turns into a girl.
It was a good manga
#37 to #30 - steveofminecraftia **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
sounds a lot like Run-chan from ToLoveRu
#26 - herculespower (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wonder how high this person gets...gif semi related
I wonder how high this person gets...gif semi related
#42 to #26 - sadistikal (10/14/2013) [-]
not as high as Henry
not as high as Henry
#23 - rambomanthree (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>do the chimichanga
>chimichanga
#13 - GeNoCiDaL (10/14/2013) [-]
A lot of these are from tumblr. A lot...
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