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#1 - skelebones (12/21/2015) [-]
yeah untill your snake learns how to open doors, then you better sleep with one eye open or youre ****** on the menu
User avatar #91 to #1 - mysisterismywaifu ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
The owner was actually sick at the time of making this video so the "Good job" sounded off because of that. Also the python died so ... yeah sorry to ruin that for you :c
#95 to #91 - skelebones (12/22/2015) [-]
its cool u didnt ruin nuthin
i alread kno m8.
#86 to #1 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
"Hi son, come over. Your dad and I haven't seen you in a while."
"I can't, I'm an independent college student who's living his own life."
"I made your favorite meal and have enough for you to take home with you afterwards."
#90 to #1 - requiemrouge (12/22/2015) [-]
Kept ya' waiting, huh?
User avatar #87 to #1 - fukinitech ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
hearing that hard flop in the middle of the night would terrify me, when she said good job she sounded like she immediately regretted teaching him that trick.
#85 to #1 - mmfan ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
that slap when he hits the floor... my sides.
#49 to #1 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
That snake sounded like a sack of lead potatoes!

I chuckled through the top posts for today but this, this snake hitting the ground was what erupted mt. Laughter. Go figure.
User avatar #51 to #1 - strangesir (12/22/2015) [-]
Apparently they're loud enough for you to hear it fall down though, giving you ample time to find that trusty [home defense weapon].
User avatar #69 to #51 - alpako (12/22/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**alpako rolls Parting the Red Sea.** is my new home defence weapon
User avatar #72 to #69 - strangesir (12/22/2015) [-]
Last time I checked, we weren't underwater, or even near the Red Sea.

User avatar #73 to #72 - alpako (12/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #79 to #1 - advice ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
this was the last recording by the owner.
#59 to #1 - tomatoesauce (12/22/2015) [-]
That "good job" was tinged with fear.
#68 to #1 - alpako (12/22/2015) [-]
you can hear the fear in the owners voice
#2 to #1 - DrollHumor (12/21/2015) [-]
GIF
That is a very satisfying thud.
#7 to #2 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
chk... thwhooop - fud!
#6 to #1 - hubabalu (12/21/2015) [-]
Always reminds me of this **** .
User avatar #62 to #6 - kotetsulovesfj (12/22/2015) [-]
couldn't tell what that was, so I enlarged it.
I was still chuckling right before the image enlarged. My heart freaking froze!
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User avatar #21 to #1 - dazartimm (12/21/2015) [-]
Good Job. Are you dead?
#23 to #1 - rokkai (12/21/2015) [-]
holy **** that thud
User avatar #28 to #23 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
no boops, only THUD
#29 to #28 - rokkai (12/21/2015) [-]
a very deadly thud
a very deadly thud
#26 to #1 - shinybuttfinger (12/21/2015) [-]
There's a reason there's a lock on that door
User avatar #32 to #26 - killerliquid (12/21/2015) [-]
You trying to let them learn how to unlock doors? Madman.
User avatar #4 to #1 - ifailedmyact (12/21/2015) [-]
That "good job" was definitely said out of fear as she hid in the corner fearing for her life.
User avatar #81 to #4 - Kadzait (12/22/2015) [-]
She?
You give Michael Cera the respect he deserves, you asshat
User avatar #27 to #4 - captchakid ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Sounded more like a feminine boy voice.
User avatar #34 to #27 - habanaro (12/21/2015) [-]
Nah it's a chick; she's said that she was sick and laying on the couch.

Or that's what the snake made her type as it swallowed her whole idk i'm no expert
#20 - lulzdealer ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
#3 - theroflcer ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Here's a satisfying gif loop of an anaconda.
User avatar #93 to #3 - thatmetalkid (12/22/2015) [-]
genuinely expected owen wilson's face to show up somewhere
User avatar #97 to #96 - thatmetalkid (12/22/2015) [-]
******* Christ
my ******* sides right now
#42 to #3 - rousingloki (12/22/2015) [-]
I am indeed satisfied
#31 - bwiedieter (12/21/2015) [-]
snek
#106 to #88 - bwiedieter (12/22/2015) [-]
s-s sssenpai? sssenpai noti-ssssed me?
#53 to #24 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
I don't think putting clothes on a cold blooded animal is a good idea
#54 to #53 - obliviscor ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Why not?
#55 to #54 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
because it doesn't produce heat? it needs outside energy and clothes block that out
#56 to #55 - obliviscor ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
It can also act as an insulator, if he's cold he will seek out a source of heat. He will stay warm longer with that noodle.
#57 to #56 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
no
#58 to #57 - obliviscor ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
ok : )
#60 to #58 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
try killing yourself. bye forever retard
#64 to #60 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
careful, you could really hurt yourself with that edge
#89 to #64 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Ay nah dude watch out this guy is a wild man lmao
User avatar #92 to #89 - mysisterismywaifu ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Same fag.
User avatar #100 to #92 - mirukawa (12/22/2015) [-]
no.
#65 to #64 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
careful, you can kill yourself too
#71 to #65 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
oh snap, are we back in middle school? now you ****** up
if I kill myself, who's gonna give it to your mother when she needs cheering up from the shame of raising her 36 year old son who's always getting stepped on online?
#74 to #71 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
who is this faggot
#22 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
The thing about snakes is, if they can eat you they're gonna ******* eat you.
#10 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/21/2015) [-]
>mfw snoots and headboobs
#11 to #10 - repostforlife (12/21/2015) [-]
here is the only sneke thing I have
#38 to #11 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
#35 - harbingerwolf (12/22/2015) [-]
I have 14 snakes, 5 boa's, 1 rainbow boa, 3 sand boas, 2 carpet pythons, 2 macklots pythons, and 1 green tree python.

I may have a problem...

And its not enough snakes.

<-----Asuka, one of my boa's.
#84 to #35 - lotengo ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
GIF
I've got a snake in my pants

say what what, what what
User avatar #102 to #84 - piratedangel (12/22/2015) [-]
Accordin to FJ, it's only acceptable if you're a girl.
#103 to #102 - lotengo ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
say what?
User avatar #45 to #35 - xitsukalong (12/22/2015) [-]
That's alot of sneks.
I expect your name from now on to be HarbingerSneks.
Seriously tho, as someone who doesn't really get near snakes, anything you can tell me that is mildly interesting? how much freedom do they have in your place?
#17 - electrozz (12/21/2015) [-]
Soule. Sneks.
#78 to #17 - soule (12/22/2015) [-]
GIF
mfw sneks
User avatar #16 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
To be fair there aren't a lot of cardboard tubes in nature.
#12 - ompalomper (12/21/2015) [-]
snek
User avatar #77 to #12 - distortedflare ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Female anaconda's cannibalize the male they mate with during breeding season.
#70 - alpako (12/22/2015) [-]
i love snacks
#80 to #70 - theroflcer ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
GIF
Who doesn't.
User avatar #43 - machiavellianhumor (12/22/2015) [-]
are snakes mentallly capable of seeing people as helpful. or do they simply not attack us because they are scared of us hurting them?
#50 to #43 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
They probably like you for your body heat at best, at worst they will see you as a meal.
Most times they're probably just indifferent to your presence.
#48 - bigbrostrider (12/22/2015) [-]
i 			*******		 love snakes but we can't have them in NZ.   
   
			****		 makes me sad.
i ******* love snakes but we can't have them in NZ.

**** makes me sad.
#99 - diroccodoodleedoo (12/22/2015) [-]
I want to bring attention to the fact that these tiny-ass mutherfokkers exist. They're called Threadsnakes and this one is an adult. The sneks have upped or in this case downed their game.
#82 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Up all night whipping out your lizard and stroking your snake.
User avatar #5 - Zyklone (12/21/2015) [-]
"stuck"
yea rigt
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